I've been getting my neighbors' mail and been redelivering it to their boxes for a few months now or writing "DELIVERED TO WRONG ADDRESS" on the shit and leaving it on the mailbox for him. I keep trying to intercept the mailman to give him a hard time but he's stealthy.

Today I was under the hood changing the plugs on the truck. After he drops off the mail I head over to see and sure enough there's a package for the neighbor, a bundle of mail for the neighbor, and once he sees me he realizes his mistake before he's even out of the yard.

"oh I didn't even read the address, I just assumed it was for here. It's hard to see the address."

It's written right there on the door in big 4" tall letters.

He thumbs through his mailbag twice and is amazed that not a single piece of mail in there has my address on it. Yes I didn't get any mail today. It's like some kind of Christmas miracle to him.

"Not even a bill!"

Yeah dude. I get about 6 bills a month. And hardly any junkmail. So most days, I get no mail.

Maybe now he'll remember me as the asshole that likes to only receive mail that has my address on it.

Summary execution.

But remember, another one will take his place. So buy lots of bullets.

OR, learn that it's better to have to put up with them, than to be them.

Soon,if your lucky, you'll only be able to get the wrong mail 5 days a week.

You do realize there's a guy in Pittsburgh openning up your mail right now?