GOLF PANTIES

The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends
over to place her ball on the tee, a gust of wind blows her skirt
up and reveals her lack of underwear.

'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any
skivvies?', Ole demanded.

'Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.'

The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and
says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and
buy yourself some underwear.'

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball
on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she,
too, is wearing no undies.

'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?'

She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.'

Patrick reaches into his pocket and says , 'For the
sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some
underwear!'

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes
her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer drawers?'

She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta
be able ta affarrd any.'

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well,
fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb.....Tidy yerself up a bit.

That joke is bush league.

Funny one!

Great mental pictures! HAR!

I'll have to remember that one when I play this weekend.

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Here's a guy who's wife takes care of the finances.

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Ironic, since I prefer females sans panties.