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| bmwgsa | MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN!!! | ||
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On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. 'I'm too young to die,' she wails. Then she yells, 'Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?' For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a cowboy from Montana stands up in the rear of the plane. He's handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt. One button at a time...... No one moves...... He removes his shirt...... Muscles ripple across his chest...... She gasps...... He whispers, 'Iron this... then get me a beer'. |
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Posted on: 2008/3/12 20:58
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| CSS996 | Re: MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN!!! | ||
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D'oh!
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Posted on: 2008/3/12 21:00
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| brian | Re: MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN!!! | ||
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HAHAHAHAHA!
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Posted on: 2008/3/12 21:03
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| MAXXWRENCH | Re: MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN!!! | ||
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:laughing2:
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Posted on: 2008/3/13 2:02
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| Steel_Blue_91 | Re: MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN!!! | ||
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Pepsi spew................
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Posted on: 2008/3/13 2:23
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| Notorious | Re: MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN!!! | ||
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Man! I Feel Like A Woman! by Shania Twain
(My next wife, incidentally) Man! I feel like a woman, Lets go girls. I'm going out tonight-I'm feelin' alright Gonna let it all hang out Wanna make some noise-really raise my voice Yeah, I wanna scream and shout No inhibitions-make no conditions Get a little outa' line I ain't gonna act politically correct I only wanna have a good time The best thing about being a woman Is the prerogative to have a little fun and... Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady Men's shirts-short skirts Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction Color my hair-do what I dare Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel, way i feel Man! I feel like a woman! The girls need a break-tonight we're gonna take The chance to get out on the town We don't need romance-we only wanna dance We're gonna let our hair hang down The best thing about being a woman Is the prerogative to have a little fun and... Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady Men's shirts-short skirts Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction Color my hair-do what I dare Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel Man! I feel like a woman! The best thing about being a woman Is the prerogative to have a little fun, fun, fun Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady Men's shirts-short skirts Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction Color my hair-do what I dare Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel Man! I feel like a woman! I get totally crazy Can you feel it Come, come, come on baby I feel like a woman |
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Posted on: 2008/3/13 2:39
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| Oaklands | Re: MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN!!! | ||
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Let's e-mail that one to Hillary!
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Posted on: 2008/3/13 3:27
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