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| Notorious | Does anyone know Jack Schitt? | ||
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Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep N. Schitt Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parent's wishes, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as "Noe Schitt-Sherlock." Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the "Schitt-Happens" wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were: Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt. So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them. |
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Posted on: 2008/10/19 19:14
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| Touringmike | Re: Does anyone know Jack Schitt? | ||
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Yeah OK, but the annual family reunions are the schitts.
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Posted on: 2008/10/20 0:00
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| vetteblondie | Re: Does anyone know Jack Schitt? | ||
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 That was great!!!! I'm printing that one out for a few friends. |
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Posted on: 2008/10/20 0:31
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| crash | Re: Does anyone know Jack Schitt? | ||
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LET ME GUESS THEY ALL GOT TOILET PAPER FOR WEDDIING PRESANTS
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Posted on: 2008/10/20 3:34
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| CentralCoaster | Re: Does anyone know Jack Schitt? | ||
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Funny you should mention it. I've had the Schitts at home since yesterday morning.
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| Woodstock | Re: Does anyone know Jack Schitt? | ||
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Funny you should mention it. I've had the Schitts at home since yesterday morning. Ahhh, you're the one with the Schitt-House  |
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Posted on: 2008/10/20 23:57
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| Schrade | Re: Does anyone know Jack Schitt? | ||
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Is this jack?
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Posted on: 2008/10/21 3:54
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