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wesmigletz So, I'm on Jury Duty in down town LA,
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log on Corvette-Guru, post in a JSUP thread, and next thing I know, I've attained Guru status.

Coincidence, or is there more to it???
Posted on: 2008/10/28 19:45
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Matatk Re: So, I'm on Jury Duty in down town LA,
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log on Corvette-Guru, post in a JSUP thread, and next thing I know, I've attained Guru status.

Coincidence, or is there more to it???


You become a "guru" after 50 posts.

http://www.corvette-guru.com/modules/xmmemberstats/rank.php

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Posted on: 2008/10/28 19:47
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wesmigletz Re: So, I'm on Jury Duty in down town LA,
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Damn, and I thought it had to do with my juror status...
oh well, time to get back to doing my civic duty to convict.
Posted on: 2008/10/28 20:03
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Notorious Re: So, I'm on Jury Duty in down town LA,
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I've attained Guru status.


That and a buck or two will get you a cup of coffee most anywhere!
Posted on: 2008/10/29 2:22
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Calm Re: So, I'm on Jury Duty in down town LA,
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Send him to the chair!
Posted on: 2008/10/29 2:28
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wesmigletz Re: So, I'm on Jury Duty in down town LA,
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Send him to the chair!


That was my original intent. However, I've been sent to a civil trial. Sure, it will make things more difficult, but I'm going to keep sight of my original goal, to convict. Fry baby fry!!!
Posted on: 2008/10/29 3:14
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jsup Re: So, I'm on Jury Duty in down town LA,
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wesmigletz wrote:
log on Corvette-Guru, post in a JSUP thread, and next thing I know, I've attained Guru status.

Coincidence, or is there more to it???


Glad I can help!!
Posted on: 2008/10/29 3:17
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wesmigletz Re: So, I'm on Jury Duty in down town LA,
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wesmigletz wrote:
log on Corvette-Guru, post in a JSUP thread, and next thing I know, I've attained Guru status.

Coincidence, or is there more to it???


Glad I can help!!


I don't claim to know the workings of the the internet, or even Corvette-Guru for that matter.

However, what I do know, is that somehow after disagreeing with you in your thread, I became a Guru.

judge: State your occupation.
me: Corvette guru
judge: What exactly is it that you do?
me: Argue with people over the internet
judge: I see.
me: Glad I could help.
Posted on: 2008/10/29 3:27
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bogus Re: So, I'm on Jury Duty in down town LA,
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jsup wrote:
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wesmigletz wrote:
log on Corvette-Guru, post in a JSUP thread, and next thing I know, I've attained Guru status.

Coincidence, or is there more to it???


Glad I can help!!


I don't claim to know the workings of the the internet, or even Corvette-Guru for that matter.

However, what I do know, is that somehow after disagreeing with you in your thread, I became a Guru.

judge: State your occupation.
me: Corvette guru
judge: What exactly is it that you do?
me: Argue with people over the internet
judge: I see.
me: Glad I could help.


Announcer: Now that you have won an arguement on the internet, what are you going to do now?
Wes: We are going to Disneyland!
Announcer: That's great. You're still a dumbass.

Oh, guru status and $4.00 will still get you a venti at Starbucks.
Posted on: 2008/10/29 4:14
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cuisinartvette Re: So, I'm on Jury Duty in down town LA,
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Let the welfare recipients go and penalize the working man :book:
Posted on: 2008/10/29 4:16
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wesmigletz Re: So, I'm on Jury Duty in down town LA,
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Ron, there were probably 150 people or so summoned this morning. About half of them were called to the front to make corrections to the forms they just filled-out. The friggin clerk walked the perspective jurrors through the forms block by block, and nearly half still screwed-up. Of those, many were called back 3 or 4 times. I wouldn't want to dumb down the juror pool any more, and I certainly wouldn't want to be judged by them.

It's actually pretty scary that these people control the fates of men.
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wesmigletz Re: So, I'm on Jury Duty in down town LA,
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bogus wrote:
Announcer: Now that you have won an arguement on the internet, what are you going to do now?
Wes: We are going to Disneyland!
Announcer: That's great. You're still a dumbass.

Oh, guru status and $4.00 will still get you a venti at Starbucks.


bogus, for some reason, you reminded me of this thread.
http://forums.corvetteforum.com/showt ... 6031&highlight=coffe+bean
Posted on: 2008/10/29 6:06
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jsup Re: So, I'm on Jury Duty in down town LA,
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jsup wrote:
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wesmigletz wrote:
log on Corvette-Guru, post in a JSUP thread, and next thing I know, I've attained Guru status.

Coincidence, or is there more to it???


Glad I can help!!


I don't claim to know the workings of the the internet, or even Corvette-Guru for that matter.

However, what I do know, is that somehow after disagreeing with you in your thread, I became a Guru.

judge: State your occupation.
me: Corvette guru
judge: What exactly is it that you do?
me: Argue with people over the internet
judge: I see.
me: Glad I could help.


Announcer: Now that you have won an arguement on the internet, what are you going to do now?
Wes: We are going to Disneyland!
Announcer: That's great. You're still a dumbass.

Oh, guru status and $4.00 will still get you a venti at Starbucks.


So...........I WON THE ARGUMENT!!!!
Posted on: 2008/10/29 12:08
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Matatk Re: So, I'm on Jury Duty in down town LA,
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bogus, for some reason, you reminded me of this thread.
http://forums.corvetteforum.com/showt ... 6031&highlight=coffe+bean


Wasn't as funny until I read the original thread you were parodying!

LOL

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Posted on: 2008/10/29 12:15
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wesmigletz Re: So, I'm on Jury Duty in down town LA,
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wesmigletz wrote:

bogus, for some reason, you reminded me of this thread.
http://forums.corvetteforum.com/showt ... 6031&highlight=coffe+bean


Wasn't as funny until I read the original thread you were parodying!

LOL

Matthew


How'd you find the original. That thing was locked a long time ago?
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Matatk Re: So, I'm on Jury Duty in down town LA,
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I just searched for it. Locked but not deleted:

http://forums.corvetteforum.com/showt ... t=like+starbucks+corvette

Enjoy.

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Posted on: 2008/10/29 18:56
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