Good Morning CGs!

How is everyone's day going so far? What's on the agenda for today? I plan on tinkering with the car a little and trying to get that cable built for the ALDL. We'll see how that goes.

Baby is at grandma's house and wifey is at work so I'm a free man today. Maybe I'll just order a pizza, call some strippers, and drink tequila until I pass out. Or I could vacuum the floors since that's on my list of chores. Either way I'm a winner.

I'm gonna go make some bfast, so that's it for me.

Hope everyone has a great day!

Matthew

THURSDAY JOKE OF THE DAY:

A special celebration...


While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a northern Arizona cafe, four elderly ranchers were discussing everything from cattle, horses, and weather to how things used to be in the "good old days."

Eventually the conversation moved on to their spouses. One gentleman turned to the fellow on his right and asked, "Roy, aren't you and your bride celebrating your 50th wedding anniversary soon?"

"Yup, we sure are," Roy replied.

"Well, are you gonna do anything special to celebrate?" another man asked.

The old gentleman pondered this for a moment, then replied, "For our 25th anniversary, I took the misses to Tucson. For our 50th, I'm thinking about going down there again to pick her up."

Ah good day so far. Thinking of ordering my floor today and getting that squared up. We are going out to look during lunch so hopefully we find something thats nice thats at a fair price.

Good Morning Gurus!

Well, I think I have Pink Eye. Lots of redness, and my eyes feel heavy. A little itchy too. Never had it before, but my kids have. My youngest had it a few weeks ago.

Today on my way to work, I saw a mid 90's Ford Escort sedan with snow tires on the back wheels.... I hope that works out well for the guy.

Probably gonna leave early today due to my eye issue. Then planning on looking at office space tomorrow. I have not made any commitment to my friend at this point. But last night I was taking care of a small freelance project, and ejnoying the smell of the cat box, thinking how nice a real office would be...

I like animals but I just never was a cat person. My general rule is that if I feed you, you should at least like me. Otherwise I have no use for you.

Have a super day, Gurus!

Dreary, rainy day here, market in the toilet, snow flurries has entered the weatherman's vocabulary.

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today.

When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."

Sorry the hear that, Chris. I had pinkeye when I was 18 - it sucked. You just have to get some antibiotics and you'll be fine (you've heard that before!)

Got the cable built for the car and (drumroll please) it actually works! Hooked it up and ran winALDL and it's all good. Unfortunately, I don't know what any of it means, so I'll have to work on that.

Later kiddies.

Matthew

Lawnmower mods uh huh...

Started as a wheel swap - big ones off my old pusher on to the new one, little ones on the old pushmower. You know, plug and play...

Turned into a - wheel/wheel bracket/lower handle swap/trip to the hardware store - full blown reconfiguration. Not done yet either after 4 hours UGH...

Now while I'm in it, do we do duals? Cam? Head porting? Yikes!!!