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BillH | NASCAR News-Jeff Gordon Fires His Entire Pitcrew | ||
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> > This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of the
> > government's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters. > > The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary > > on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of > > wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas > > Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions > > of dollars worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an > > excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team as most races > > are won or lost in the pits. However-Gordon got more than he > > bargained for! > > At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced > > crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 > > seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the Vin number, > > and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and > > some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower. |
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Posted on: 2008/12/17 18:05
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Schrade | Re: NASCAR News-Jeff Gordon Fires His Entire Pitcrew | ||
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HA!
I bet there's room for improvement too! Like a drive-by pit stop. |
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Posted on: 2008/12/17 18:09
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pianoguy | Re: NASCAR News-Jeff Gordon Fires His Entire Pitcrew | ||
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LOL!
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Posted on: 2008/12/17 18:32
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BrianCunningham | Re: NASCAR News-Jeff Gordon Fires His Entire Pitcrew | ||
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all whitey then
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Posted on: 2008/12/17 19:07
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Notorious | Re: NASCAR News-Jeff Gordon Fires His Entire Pitcrew | ||
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This thread is worthless without the pics of Gordon's wife in the shower.....
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Posted on: 2008/12/17 22:14
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BrianCunningham | Re: NASCAR News-Jeff Gordon Fires His Entire Pitcrew | ||
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Quote:
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Posted on: 2008/12/17 22:33
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