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BillH NASCAR News-Jeff Gordon Fires His Entire Pitcrew
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> > This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of the
> > government's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters.
> > The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary
> > on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of
> > wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas
> > Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions
> > of dollars worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an
> > excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team as most races
> > are won or lost in the pits. However-Gordon got more than he
> > bargained for!
> > At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced
> > crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12
> > seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the Vin number,
> > and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and
> > some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.
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Schrade Re: NASCAR News-Jeff Gordon Fires His Entire Pitcrew
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HA!

I bet there's room for improvement too!

Like a drive-by pit stop.

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LOL!
Posted on: 2008/12/17 18:32
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This thread is worthless without the pics of Gordon's wife in the shower.....
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This thread is worthless without the pics of Gordon's wife in the shower.....


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