Good Morning CGs!

Happy New Year! Check out the date - fancy, huh?

So is everyone off today? Big plans? Recovering after celebrations?

I officially kicked off my healthier eating resolution today. I actually started a couple days ago, but it's official today. Went to the grocery store yesterday and bought a ton of food. Looking forward to it.

Hope everyone has a great day!

Matthew

THURSDAY JOKE OF THE DAY!

Starting a Diet


Two girlfriends were talking at a New Year's Eve party. The talk got around to what their resolutions would be.

"I'm going to start a diet to get rid of all of these extra pounds I put on over the holidays," Kim said.

"Good!" Katrina exclaimed. "I'm ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other out. When I feel the urge to drive out and get a burger and fries, I'll call you first."

"Great!" Kim replied. "I'll ride with you."

A man was sound asleep on a rainy night and was aroused from his sleep by a drunk pounding on his door at 3:00 AM.
His wife says, "Answer the door!".
So he begrudgingly gets up and goes to the door. The guy, slurring his words and obviously drunk says, "I need a push!".
The man says, "It's 3:00 AM. No! I can't help you." And he slams the door. He goes back to bed. And his wife says, "What was that all about?"
The man says, "It was a drunk. He wanted a push. I sent him packing. It's 3 o'clock in the morning. I'm not about to out in the rain at this hour!"
The wife reminded him that they had been in a similar situation and that at about the same hour in the morning, they pounded on a door and got the help they needed. She shamed him and, feeling guilty, he got back up, put on his pants and raincoat and went outside. The guy was nowhere to be seen.
He hollered, "Do you still need help?" "Hey buddy, do you still need a push?"
Off in the distance, he hears a slurred response, "Yeah! I still need a push."
The man says, "Where are you?"
The drunk responds, "I'm over here on the swing!"

HAPPY NEW YEAR GURUS. WE STAYED HOME LAST NIGHT . ROSE WASNT FEELING WELL. HELL I FELL ASLEEP AT 8:00PM. WE HOPE YALL HAVE A HAPPY AND HEALTY NEW YEAR.
JOKE OF THE DAY a man runs into the house and demands his wife to cook him a gourmet dinner and then they will have the weird sex he has always wanted
then he told his wife guess who gets to dress him and comb his hair the next morning
she looked at him and said probaly the mortician

Sting: Brand New Day




U2: New Years Day

click link


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gshZtTAyOg



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Every night after dinner, Harry took off for the local watering hole. He would spend the whole evening there and always arrive home, well inebriated, around midnight each night.

He usually had trouble getting his key to fit the keyhole and couldn't get the door open. And, every time this happened, his wife would go to the door and let him in. Then, she would proceed to yell and scream at him for his constant nights out and coming home in a drunken state. But, Harry still continued his nightly routine.

One day, the distraught wife was talking to a friend about her husband's behavior. The friend listened and suggested, "Why don't you treat him a little differently when he comes home? Instead of berating him, why don't you give him some loving words and welcome him home with a kiss? Then, he might change his ways."

The wife thought that this might be a good idea. That night, Harry took off again after dinner. And, at about midnight, he arrived home in his usual condition. His wife heard him at the door. She quickly opened it and let Harry in.

Instead of berating him as she had always done, this time she took his arm and led him into the living room. She sat Harry down in an easy chair, put his feet up on the foot stool, and took his shoes off. Then, she went behind him and started to cuddle him a little. After a short while, she whispered to Harry, "It's pretty late, dear. I think we should go upstairs to bed now, don't you think?"

Harry replied in his inebriated state, "Heck, I guess we might as well. I'll get in trouble when I get home anyway!"

Just waiting on the Tournament of Roses Parade.

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Good Morning and Happy New Year!!!

Its cold and clear here this morning. I got to get moving. We stayed up late watching movies and finishing the bottle of Champagne.

Have a great day and a great 2009!

Here's something to think about. I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'

'No,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'

I said, 'No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?' 'No,' I said.

He looked at me and said,.... 'Then, why do you even give a shit?

pianoguy is an ass ........... man.

Well Tommy if that's the kind of parade you like.

Your more than welome

Good Day Gurus!

'cept for it isn't.

I have to give one of the pieces of my edit bay back to the company. I knew about it before but was hoping they would forget. But they didn't. I was trying to get my system to work without it, and everything has gone to hell.

Not much I can do about it today. My support dude is off, of course. Well, maybe tomorrow.

Guess I'll take the day off... Kinda.


Hope your day is going a little better than mine.

What is a "piece of edit?" Is that a piece of a video? Software? It sounds really bad; if not highly inconvienent.

So far, 2009 is ok. I slept good... had a fairly good breakfast... The tri-pod kitty is doing great... we are getting ready to "do" Christmas - we were in Delaware last week - finish watching the Gator Bowl and then watch the Rose Bowl.

Somewhere in there, we are getting pizza.

An Input/Output box. Transforms an analog signal, in my case a betacam SP deck into a digital signal sent through FireWire. The solution I'm being given as a workaround is inelegant at best. Nonfinctional at worst.

Replacing the box might be a couple hundred. The one I'm giving up is over a grand.

I'll figure it out.