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Posted on: 2009/6/15 11:03
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: You Know Your An Old Fart If ...................... | ||
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Bonus Joke ......
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled 'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE.' He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight; and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair? The wife replied, 'The friggin' funeral director would be my first guess. |
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Posted on: 2009/6/15 11:15
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| Matatk | Re: You Know Your An Old Fart If ...................... | ||
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Tommy - I don't think that was a joke. I think that was a conversation you had with your wife last night. And you know this is a staged photo. When's the last time you saw your wife cut the grass?  Matthew |
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Posted on: 2009/6/15 11:28
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| Epimax | Re: You Know Your An Old Fart If ...................... | ||
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The Good O'le days..
I've given a copy of this to my wife each and every year... Still, no results to date...But I won't give up...Maybe one day she'll see the error of her ways...  Attach file:  housewif.jpg (176.38 KB) |
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Posted on: 2009/6/15 11:58
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| pianoguy | Re: You Know Your An Old Fart If ...................... | ||
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I'm 2 weeks older than dirt, so I remember all of that. I wonder if those Beatle wigs are still available? One of those would come in handy now.
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Posted on: 2009/6/15 12:19
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: You Know Your An Old Fart If ...................... | ||
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Posted on: 2009/6/15 12:44
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| DaleD | Re: You Know Your An Old Fart If ...................... | ||
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Some of that stuff was before my time, but not by much. Most of it was still around when I was a kid. It's very cool to look back. Funny... seeing how many people you can get in a phone booth, kids today would ask what a phone booth is!
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Posted on: 2009/6/15 13:29
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| Sweet90 | Re: You Know Your An Old Fart If ...................... | ||
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Good stuff Tommy, some of those pics bring back some memories
Jim |
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Posted on: 2009/6/15 14:43
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