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Curtis1974 | NINE WORDS WOMEN USE | ||
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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever'). (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU! (9) Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
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Posted on: 2009/12/20 10:18
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Matatk | Re: NINE WORDS WOMEN USE | ||
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Yup.
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Posted on: 2009/12/20 12:58
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Curtis1974 | Re: NINE WORDS WOMEN USE | ||
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My wife has gotten good at using all 9 words in a sentence.
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Posted on: 2009/12/20 13:14
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DaleD | Re: NINE WORDS WOMEN USE | ||
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I think that #1 should be adjusted. My wife will use fine to try to end an agrument even if I'm right. With her, "fine" means I've tired of this, shut up. Additionally, being right doesn't mean a man wins.
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Posted on: 2009/12/20 18:35
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vetteblondie | Re: NINE WORDS WOMEN USE | ||
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I use a few more in addition to those....
we can't put those here, however... |
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Posted on: 2009/12/21 5:16
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TommyT-Bone | Re: NINE WORDS WOMEN USE | ||
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That's a good start but only the tip of the iceberg. There is actually a complete language that men are totally unfamiliar with that is rarely used while dating but is saved. Usage seems to increase greatly after marriage. As a result, men increase the use of words in their limited vocabulary, the most common being
WTF !!! |
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Posted on: 2009/12/21 13:54
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CasetheCorvetteman | Re: NINE WORDS WOMEN USE | ||
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If it gets to that stage for me, its over. If such things are said and mean something different, its over. Once its over for me, that is it. Its over.
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Posted on: 2009/12/21 14:10
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