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Who gives a shit ............ (joke)

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I guess you could say your getting more bang for your buck.

Language warning ...........

The Monkees Car




Daydream Believer




Last Train To Clarksville

Sounds just like any summer afternoon in SoFlo, minus the snow of course.

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And that's all I have to say about that.


http://sports.yahoo.com/nascar/blog/f ... XdsBH3Itjov7YF?urn=nascar,141579

Showtime !!!

Hope that everybody that feels lousy gets to feeling better.
My wife , being in the plant business, told me don't buy her any plants as gifts. She's around them all freakin day. Lucky me. I usually just take her shopping for whatever the occasion and go to a restaurant. That gets me off the hook.
Epimax1, I've had impulses to start swinging too, but my wife isn't too fond of the idea. I guess the swingset would take up too much room in the yard. Then I'd have to build a doghouse to go along with it. We bought my inlaws a housewarming gift for the new palace they're finishing. Got them a BBQ island. Pretty nice actually. It's friggin huge and took 6 of us to get it on the patio. Comes with searers, main grill, two burners for pots, a warming drawer, a metal canopy with lighting and a built in mini-fridge. The only other things you need is a digital TV/Radio suspended from the canopy, a 5 gallon bucket with a toilet seat on top, and a nice comfotable chair and you won't have to leave the grill.
It's so great to be retired. Gives me so much time to work around here. Plenty of work around here. A full time jobs' worth of work around here. ............ Later

Matt Kenseth ??????? Wow!!!

Let me guess. His pen (jail) nickname must be master blaster.

Going out for a Valentines breakfast and going shopping with the spouse. We always celebrate stuff before or after. To much for doing anything on the day. It's like when I go fishing, I'd rather go during the week because everybody goes on weekends. I pretty well have the whole bay to myself. I guess I'm showing my age. lol.

After two 2nd place finishes I have a feeling Kyle Busch is really really hungry. If he has the car, he'll get the win.

Cool pics. I knew Garner was a race guy but I didn't know about the vettes.

Here's a couple of fingers for you.



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Just kiddin ..............

We had a guy around here that just sold one.
That's very, very, nice.

Show me the ... pink ... ( l ) ...

Meh? I like the original. But that's just meh.

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Hope your wife was happy.


Playtime is over. I have more than a couple of weeks of work around the house ahead of me. Not to much time to goof around here. No time to be sitting around

Mine took a swim in the (clean) toilet and survived. It took another swim in the ocean recently while we were on vacation. I was stepping off the boat and I heard kahplunk. This it did not survive but I did retreive it from it's shallow grave. I bought a duplicate of my phone off ebay for $28.00, put in the sim card and I was as good as gold. Still had all my important #s and info plus I got a new phone case and mobile charger and hands free ear peice. To me, I don't like to drive without it. AAA is just a phone call away.( Not that I usually need them.)

triple t

Better you than me. LOL

Ax me again in a month or two.

Thanks for adding some life to the party.

Make sure you ask about the C3 bonus.
Beautiful car !!!

Watch out for the dancing banana.





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Take down everything I write ........... and discard it.

I blame aliens whether they're from another planet or not.
<<<<< alien spaceship.

What??? Is she the token tourist white chick? Where is the wet T-shirt contest?

Hope all get to felling better soon. I 've been busy. Got my new (cheap) surround sound receiver all hooked up. It's connected to a Bose 5.1 surround speaker system so it sounds just fine. Replaced a roller today in a sliding glass door. PIA. I've been busy every day. Retirement gives me the time I need to get stuff done.

I've eaten it before and one day I might eat it again. I like it fried on toasted bread with a slice of cheese and deli mustard. If you can eat Vienna Sausage you can eat spam.

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Note to self. Report bogus to MAMA.

:evil3: :evil5:

I hope MAMA doesn't get a hold of that video.

Mothers Against Martial Arts.

He'll prolly get a visit from Family Services for abusing his children.

Snowblind





Heaven and Hell

Looks like there is good attention to detail. Maybe you'd like to rent it out.

I violated one of my own rules. Avoid buying electronics off ebay. I wanted to replace a failing Onkyo surround sound receiver. I bought an older model for $95. It wasn't packed well enough for it's weight and came banged up. I got my refund minus shipping but basically I have to remember to avoid buying electronics off ebay. The shipping companies are not kind to these type items. They toss them like a sack of potatoes. Now I have to look for a nice sale item or go check the pawn shops. Another point to consider. Crack heads take about as good care of electronics as shippers. Better scratch the pawn shops. Some of you know I worked for USPS. I was waiting for my final check that was sent on 01/09/09. ............. It got lost in the mail.

Yup,costs about $600 at the shop. Double that at the dealer.

I heard that they were recalling C-Rations or K-Rations or what ever the heck they're calling them now rations they were sending to the freeze areas because they had peanut butter packs in them. HELLO .......... Just tell the recipients not to eat the peanut butter or put a warning stamp on the package. Recall- schmeecall. They just throw away money on purpose.

Tree hugger or tree fugger?

How Stuff Works


http://recipes.howstuffworks.com/spam-food.htm/printable

Spam F.A.Q.s


http://www.cusd.claremont.edu/~mrosenbl/spamfaq.html

Like I was saying months ago. Spam sales are through the roof. Bad economy is good for Spam.



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wonderful

Gentlemen, I'm afraid we're going to be forced to dock your pay. That will be $1442.31 each per week for 30 years. That includes the interest of course.

I'm afraid due to the current economic crisis we're going to have to cut back on armoured car guards. Instead of three, we'll use two. Just leave the truck with the money unattended.



Guard #1: You know Louis, opening and closing this heavy door is a real pain in the ass.

Guard #2: Mon Pierre; Why not just leave it cracked?

Guard #1: Brilliant

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Matt; Pick a hole and suck it.