Here's one thing I learned today.

12 of the 71 1991 Calloway Twin Turbo Corvettes produced were a special Speedster model.

I've never seen one.

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I prolly had 275 grams of carbs by by 9:00 A.M. I am not the healthiest of eaters. If you like to eat whatever you want, when you want, keep this number handy. You'll need it one day. It's 911. Stay up late, get up early and eat badly.
You're sure to get a visit.

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Helen Reddy: I Don't Know How To Love Him





Ain't No Way To Treat a Lady





Peaceful

Tanya Tucker: Love Me Like You Used To


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8AhEjHDTAg



Delta Dawn





Dream Lover with Glen Campbell

Three Dog Night: Just An Old Fashioned Love Song





Judy Collins: Both Sides Now





Anne Murray: Snowbird





Crystal Gayle: Ready For The Times To Get Better

One More From Kenny: Lady

Dolly Parton: Jolene




Kenny Rogers: Ruby





Kenny Rogers: Lucille

Highwaymen: Highwayman

Crystal Gayle: Rocky Top

John Denver

Winter bump ......

I have some pleasingly plump gals I'd like to share with you guys. All I have to do is downsize them a little.

Borrowed from a local newsletter.


Intaxification: Euphoria of getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize that it was your money to start with.

Guiltar: A musical instrument whose strings are pulled by your mother.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when your running late.

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray painted very,very high.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Governmend: Trying to fix everything through politics.

Aracnoleptic Fit: The frantic dance you perform just after accidently walking through a spider web.

Fleezing: Running for your life in the cold.

Hipatitus: Terminal coolness

Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.


Feel free to add some of your own.

Abstinent

If you car doesn't have ABS it's abstinent.

If your mid section doesn't sport a six pack, your abstinent.

You could always pay a pro to do it for you. They have to eat too ya know.
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Don't you guys have a shop apprentice looking to learn new stuff?

Well? ...........

Off to bring my wife to the doctor this morning, bring her by the nursery, who knows from there ......... My weekend family guests leave today.

LOL. I hate thinking about what I'm going to do for the very reason you stated Wes. Thinking about it longer than it takes to do it. My list is long so I usually just start doing something. When that is done, I start the next thing. That goes on all day long till I get tired and I say, That's enough.
My wife asks me what I have planned and I usually just say I have enough to keep me busy all day. She hates that answer.
I have a long list that I have to do today, tomorrow and when they spread me in the ocean, if they are smart, they'll burn my list of things to do with me or they'll just inherit my list.

Way to go ...........

I can afford one of these gravity defying homes ...

There's a lot of gravity defying going on under Brians name.

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Shheeeez!!! Seems like lately it's hard to post anything without disturbing somebody.

Naggers ...........

Looking forward to hearing from these folks.
Enjoy the ride. __________________

Enjoy it with this 40th Anniversary Edition.

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I believe Matt works off schedule.

Why would it take two years for the leaking to begin? Wouldn't a reversed seal present itself sooner?

I had the 90 style slave and had it replaced with the 91 style slave with the bleeder fitting on top thinking I would escape the dreaded seal issue. Two years later my slave is leaking again. I fill it once a month. Screw it.

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Consider yourself quoted. Special emphasis on shit load.

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Shoulda called it whitebullet.

Looks like it should be French. Citroen?

This chick was so hot they had to put her out with a fire extinguisher. Ya know what I'm sayin ?

This other chick I know was so hot she burned every guy in the neighborhood.

I was in a strange town and I was lookin for some action so I asked a guy If he knew where I could find some hot chicks.
He said, What's a matter, they don't have no KFC where you come from?

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I understand this was found at the scene.

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Exactly. With an avatar like mine you know I'm to be taken seriously ........... Or else ........

Pics of dead cow?

$0.25 admission charge. Adult content. Something familiar?

How much is the cover charge to this thread?
Private Party Room?

Unh ha,ha,ha......wah, wah.... Brians avatar makes me cry like a baby. ......... ........... .... Guess I'd better save it.

A nice 38 57C Allante owned by Nicolas Cage and a museum piece.

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pianoguy is an ass ........... man.

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I believe this would sober me up pretty quick.

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Sting: Brand New Day




U2: New Years Day

click link


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gshZtTAyOg



...

A man was sound asleep on a rainy night and was aroused from his sleep by a drunk pounding on his door at 3:00 AM.
His wife says, "Answer the door!".
So he begrudgingly gets up and goes to the door. The guy, slurring his words and obviously drunk says, "I need a push!".
The man says, "It's 3:00 AM. No! I can't help you." And he slams the door. He goes back to bed. And his wife says, "What was that all about?"
The man says, "It was a drunk. He wanted a push. I sent him packing. It's 3 o'clock in the morning. I'm not about to out in the rain at this hour!"
The wife reminded him that they had been in a similar situation and that at about the same hour in the morning, they pounded on a door and got the help they needed. She shamed him and, feeling guilty, he got back up, put on his pants and raincoat and went outside. The guy was nowhere to be seen.
He hollered, "Do you still need help?" "Hey buddy, do you still need a push?"
Off in the distance, he hears a slurred response, "Yeah! I still need a push."
The man says, "Where are you?"
The drunk responds, "I'm over here on the swing!"

Let there be no mistake. Asian fantasy much, much stronger than blanking a human waterbed. Me love her long time.


Is three minutes a long time?

Your New Years choice Notorious ......

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New Years is highly over rated. It's an amateurs night.

I always celebrated NEW DAY.

WTF...It's only a duck.



Hooters uniform best evar .....



Go Asstros Go .......... Go Rainbow .........