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GRIS	Re: Humpday hang out. 6 Aug 2014	#7051
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	Quote: Ultraman wrote: ....the success of a perfect paint job starts with the preparation......the better the prep the better the paint....I just made that up but believe it to be true. YOU'RE ON TO SOMETHING THERE AND IT HOLDS TRUE IN OTHER ENDEAVORS: A HIGHWAY IS ONLY AS GOOD AS IT'S BASE; A BLUE JOB ON A GUN DEPENDS ON THE UNDERLYING POLISH; BUILDINGS AND FOUNDATIONS ALSO COME TO MIND. NO CHARGE FOR THE MORNING PROFUNDITY :-) Posted on: 2014/8/6 14:32
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Humpday hang out. 6 Aug 2014	#7052
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	THE SUN IS SHINING ON THE CHEROKEES THIS MORNING, HUMIDITY BACK TO SUMMER NORMAL FOR THE NATIONS, i.e. TOO HIGH FOR MY TASTE. TOOK THE '87 IN FOR IT'S RADIATOR TRANSPLANT THIS MORNING. STILL WONDERING WHY I SPENT SO MUCH ON THAT RADIATOR :-/ Posted on: 2014/8/6 14:26
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Tuesday 5 Aug 2014	#7053
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	AC HAS WORKED GREAT ALL DAY. GREMLIN PROBLEM, I JUST DON'T KNOW WHETHER GREMLIN OR GRIMLINESE. KIDS ARE LIKE MONKEYS, WHAT THEY DON'T BREAK THEY S--- NEVER MIND. Posted on: 2014/8/5 22:56
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Tuesday 5 Aug 2014	#7054
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	Quote: TommyT-Bone wrote: In animal news https://gma.yahoo.com/mystery-animal-r ... -abc-news-topstories.html DOG Posted on: 2014/8/5 17:24
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Tuesday 5 Aug 2014	#7055
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	Quote: Ultraman wrote: Isn't that supposed to be boogy bear....like in watch out the boogy bear will get you....out here we say boogybear... DOWN HERE IT'S BOOGER BEAR. Posted on: 2014/8/5 15:15
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Tuesday 5 Aug 2014	#7056
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	Quote: Ultraman wrote: ....have a good day Guru's.....drink that corn whiskey and plenty of corn sweetners to help the poor farmers out... I'M ALWAYS GLAD TO HELP THEM PO' OL' FARMERS :-) ANOTHER PRETTY SUMMER DAY IN THE NATIONS, A LITTLE TOO MUCH HUMIDITY THO. MAY HAVE AC PROBLEMS, OR NOT. MAY JUST HAVE BEEN ONE OF THE GRAND BRATS FOOLING WITH SWITCHES; THE DAY WILL TELL. Posted on: 2014/8/5 15:14
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: First Monday of August. 8/4/2014	#7057
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	THE SUN IS SHINING ON THE CHEROKEES THIS MORNING, STARTED COOL, BUT WARMING UP FAST. GOT SOME WEED-WHACKING DONE WHILE IT WAS COOL, STILL GOT THE DOG PEN TO DO. I SEE THE GREAT MINDS AT THE AP (ASSOCIATED PREVARICATORS) HAVE DISCOVERED THAT IF YOU ARE BARELY GETTING BY BEFORE YOU RETIRE, YOU BARELY GET BY AFTER YOU RETIRE. WHO’DA THUNK IT?? EVEN WORSE, IT SEEM THE US HAS BEEN TRYING TO UNDERMINE THE ANTI-AMERICAN REGIME IN CUBA. HORRIBLE BEYOND BELIEF! THESE FOLKS ARE UTTERLY AMAZED WHEN THEY COME IN CONTACT WITH REALITY. Posted on: 2014/8/4 15:13
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: First Monday of August. 8/4/2014	#7058
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	Quote: TommyT-Bone wrote: [quote] Out of sight, out of mind. FAVORITE COMPUTER JOKE: GREAT ADVANCE, A PROGRAM THAT CAN TRANSLATE ANY KNOWN LANGUAGE TO ANY OTHER, IS INAUGURATED. THE GUEST OF HONOR IS ASKED TO PROVIDE AN ENGLISH PHRASE TO BE TRANSLATED INTO MANDARIN CHINESE. "OUT OF SIGHT, OUT OF MIND" HE SAYS. THIS IS INPUT; BEEPS, BUZZES, AND WHISTLES ENSUE. BUT THE PRINTOUT IS IN CHINESE CHARACTERS, AND NOBODY CAN READ IT. NOT TO WORRY, WE'LL JUST FEED THIS BACK INTO THE PROGRAM FOR AN ENGLISH TRANSLATION FROM THE MANDARIN. MORE BEEPS, BUZZES, ETC, AND THE PRINTOUT SAYS "SECLUDED PSYCHOTIC" Posted on: 2014/8/4 14:50
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: HARVEY & THE BUMBLEBEE	#7059
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	WELL, IT DID WORK THIS TIME, EVEN WITH TWO PICS ON ONE POST. WHOO WHOO! Posted on: 2014/8/3 23:13
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Sunday, Sunday.... Aug 3...	#7060
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	Quote: pianoguy wrote: And they put a dent in my wallet - I went to buy a round (2 beers, a drink and a bottle of water) and grabbed a $20 bill out of my wallet. I had to grab another when the gal told me it came to $32. OH THE JOY OF BEING A CAPTIVE AUDIENCE. DARLING WIFE COOKING UP SOME SHRIMP CREOLE. BEEN HUNGRY EVER SINCE I READ LETTY'S MENU THIS MORNING. Posted on: 2014/8/3 18:07
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: HARVEY & THE BUMBLEBEE	#7061
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	AND ANOTHER TRY: Attach file: COMPRESSED.jpg (79.51 KB) E-MAIL 2013 015.jpg (85.46 KB) Posted on: 2014/8/3 18:00
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Sunday, Sunday.... Aug 3...	#7062
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	Quote: vetteblondie wrote: Another beautiful upper 80's, low humidity, no cloud in the sky day here.. SAME HERE, ANOTHER PRETTY SUMMER DAY COMING UP. GRANDKIDS GONE HOME, PEACE, QUIET, AND THE CAT RETURN. GOING WALLY-WORLD TO GET ONE OF THOSE HOP-UP TOADSTERS :-) Posted on: 2014/8/3 14:07
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: DRIP DRIP	#7063
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	RADIATOR ARRIVED YESTERDAY, WELL PACKED, NO APPARENT DAMAGE. WEDNESDAY IS INSTALL DAY. Posted on: 2014/8/3 1:41
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Saturday, Second Day Of August, 2014 Chat	#7064
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	Quote: Matatk wrote: Quote: TommyT-Bone wrote: I ain't putting no damned toad in my freezer. ............ Why not? When it's time to heat them up you just pull them out of the freezer and throw them in the toadster. I LOVE IT! A POP-UP TOADSTER, NO DOUBT :-) Posted on: 2014/8/3 1:37
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Saturday, Second Day Of August, 2014 Chat	#7065
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	Quote: Ultraman wrote: damn damn damn...lost the whole post...but this was my fault this time.....still pisses me off though....it was a great post full of humor and sadness and hope for the future I'm sure everyone would have benifited from it.... WE GRIEVE THIS LITERARY TRAGEDY. THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW THE DEPTH OF ITS LOSS. OR NOT. TOMMY: A DEAD RAT IS NOTHING. WHEN I WAS IN HI SCHOOL WE HAD AN OPOSSUM DIE UNDER OUR HOUSE. WHEN IT WAS RIPE ENOUGH TO SMELL IN THE HOUSE MY DAD SENT ME UNDER THERE WITH A GI ENTRENCHING TOOL TO DRAG IT OUT. VERY AROMATIC, I WAS ABOUT TO PUKE WHEN I GOT OUT INTO THE AIR. Posted on: 2014/8/2 17:40
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Saturday, Second Day Of August, 2014 Chat	#7066
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	THE SUN IS SHINING ON THE CHEROKEES, 65 DEGREES, SUMMER IS TO START RETURNING TODAY. LAST DAY WITH THE GRANDKIDS, LOVE 'EM, BUT MY GOD THEY ARE NOISY. I ALWAYS SAY THE BEST THING ABOUT HEARING AIDS IS YOU CAN TURN THEM OFF :-) Posted on: 2014/8/2 13:27
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Return of HOT chick Friday	#7067
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	GOT STUCK BEHIND THIS BIKER GANG AND HAD TO FOLLOW THEM FOR MILES--- Attach file: bikergang.bmp (232.10 KB) Posted on: 2014/8/1 18:15
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Friday, First Day Of August, 2014 Chat	#7068
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	Quote: Ultraman wrote: Our fighting Yorkie had a close encounter with a skunk TOMATO JUICE REALLY DOES WORK. BUT IT IS BEST APPLIED OUTDOORS :-) FOR A POINTER SIZE ANIMAL I SUGGEST TWO QUARTS T-JUICE AND A PINT OF VODKA. T-JUICE APPLIED EXTERNALLY TO DOG, T-JUICE AND V TAKEN INTERNALLY BY YOU. WHEN YOUR BIRD DOG CATCHES A SKUNK YOU FIND OUT WHO YOUR REAL FRIENDS ARE. I SEE WHERE OUR GREAT MINDS IN DC ARE PLANNING TO BRING EBOLA INFECTED PEOPLE TO THE US. THESE COPROPHAGOUS JERKS HAVE DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR; THEY THINK THEY ARE OMNIPOTENT AND MURPHY'S LAW IS JUST A JOKE. THIS IS LIKE TURNING TWO RATTLESNAKES LOOSE IN YOUR HOUSE AND SAYING, "I'LL BE CAREFUL, THEY WON'T HURT ME". Posted on: 2014/8/1 18:06
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Friday, First Day Of August, 2014 Chat	#7069
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	CLOUDY AND COOL IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, RAIN OVER FOR A WHILE THEY SAY. TRADED OFF GRANDSONS 4 & 5 YESTERDAY EVENING FOR #6 AND #2 GRANDDAUGHTER FOR AN ENCORE. SILENCE FLEES ONCE MORE, ALONG WITH THE CAT. AND TO ALL YOU ANCIENT CELTS, HAPPY LAMMAS! MAY LUGH BE WITH YOU. Posted on: 2014/8/1 13:53
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: 31 July 2014 The last day in July.	#7070
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	Quote: vetteblondie wrote: A few days ago someone asked was the forum moving slowly again - yes... someone fed the hamsters a while back, and it was zipping along. Now it takes a long time to load. I do not, however have the issues that some of you others seem to have though. +1 Posted on: 2014/7/31 14:31
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: 31 July 2014 The last day in July.	#7071
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	AND BILLH IS OUT THERE, OR NOT? Attach file: SUB RACE.jpg (48.15 KB) Posted on: 2014/7/31 14:29
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: 31 July 2014 The last day in July.	#7072
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	CLOUDY & 68 DEGREES, STILL RAINING ON THE NATIONS BUT NOT MUCH RIGHT HERE. HAVE NOT HAD AC ON FOR 48 HRS. I DON'T EVER REMEMBER A JULY LIKE THIS. AND THE NATIONAL SOCIALISTS AND UN SCAM ARTISTS ARE STILL PIMPING "GLOBAL WARMING". Posted on: 2014/7/31 14:23
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Wednesday 30 July 2014 Get together.	#7073
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	Quote: teebee wrote: Morning guys... Got to run got a tee time here shortly. Starting off a little better this morning. Mostly sunny, but cool. Catch you later. Just got scammed out of $25. Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes". Turns out it's all about golf. Absolute waste of money! Pass this on so others don't get scammed. Posted on: 2014/7/30 15:29
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Wednesday 30 July 2014 Get together.	#7074
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	Quote: Ultraman wrote: Maybe none of us can ever retire anymore....its probably highly overrated anyway...... DON'T YOU BELIEVE IT! BEING RETIRED IS LIKE BEING A KID AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME WITH A DOLLAR IN YOUR POCKET. AND THE ONLY PROBLEM I'VE FOUND WITH DOING NOTHING IS YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED. CLOUDY AND COOL THIS MORNING, WAITING FOR THE RAIN. GRANDMA IS GOING TO TAKE THE BOYS TO THE MOVIES TODAY, WHILE I ENJOY THE SILENCE. Posted on: 2014/7/30 15:21
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Tuesday hang out 29 July 2014.	#7075
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	Quote: Ultraman wrote: Good morning friends.....as I type a female cardnal keeps trying to fly through the window in the dinning room...she just keeps at it about every 5 to 10 seconds...we don't know why...we finally have to go scare her away but soon she will be right back at it..... WE HAVE THE SAME THING HERE. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT CAUSES THEM TO DO IT OR IF IT'S EVEN THE SAME BIRD??? SUNNY AND COOL THIS MORNING, ANOTHER MILD SUMMER DAY COMING UP. GOT TO ENJOY IT WHILE IT'S HERE, GONNA RAIN ON THE NATIONS TOMORROW. THE US CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL HAS DECLARED THE POSSIBILITY OF EBOLA REACHING THE US TO BE REMOTE. BELIEVE NOTHING UNTIL IT IS OFFICIALLY DENIED. THE FAMILY OF THE AMERICAN DR WITH EBOLA IN LIBERIA HAS RETURNED TO THE US AND IS UNDER "FEVER WATCH" IN TEXAS. I SURE HOPE THAT IS PC FOR QUARANTINE. Posted on: 2014/7/29 13:27
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Last Monday in July. 7-28-2014	#7076
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	Quote: BillH wrote: Quote: GRIS wrote: THE SAVING GRACE WAS THE ANTIQUE SLOT MACHINE SAM HAD OUT FOR SALE. AS THERE WAS NO OTHER ACTION, I STARTED BS'ING PEOPLE TO PLAY IT. PEOPLE LOVED IT, ESPECIALLY THE YOUNGER ONES WHO APPARENTLY HAD NEVER SEEN A MECHANICAL SLOT BEFORE. I WAS ACTUALLY BEGINNING TO THINK WE WERE GOING TO MAKE A BUCK OFF IT WHEN A YOUNG WOMAN CLEANED THE MACHINE OUT. HER LAST WIN DIDN'T PAY BECAUSE SHE HAD ALREADY WON ALL THE QUARTERS IN THE MACHINE. What brand of machine? The family of the original inventor (Charlie Fey) lives here and the first one is in a museum here. Some of them bring good money. Casinos are scary places. I THINK IT WAS CALLED A "WAR EAGLE" BUT I DON'T REMEMBER THE MAKER'S NAME. I CAN FIND OUT IF YOU RE INTERESTED. THEY ARE ON LINE FOR AROUND $3K, SAM WANTS $22 HUNDRED FOR HIS. Posted on: 2014/7/28 15:01
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Last Monday in July. 7-28-2014	#7077
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	THE SUN IS SHINING ON THE NATIONS THIS MORNING AND IT'S COOLER. NICE SUMMER DAY COMING UP. WE'LL PICK UP A PAIR OF THE ARKANSAS GRANDSONS THIS EVENING FOR A SHORT STAY. DOUBT I'LL GET AS MUCH WORK OUT OF THEM AS I DID #3. OVER ALL THE SHOW WAS A WASH, BUT AN ENTERTAINING WASH. I SOLD THREE CHEAP BOOKS AND SAM BOUGHT A VERY NICE WW II JAP OFFICERS SWORD THAT A LADY BROUGHT IN. THE SAVING GRACE WAS THE ANTIQUE SLOT MACHINE SAM HAD OUT FOR SALE. AS THERE WAS NO OTHER ACTION, I STARTED BS'ING PEOPLE TO PLAY IT. PEOPLE LOVED IT, ESPECIALLY THE YOUNGER ONES WHO APPARENTLY HAD NEVER SEEN A MECHANICAL SLOT BEFORE. I WAS ACTUALLY BEGINNING TO THINK WE WERE GOING TO MAKE A BUCK OFF IT WHEN A YOUNG WOMAN CLEANED THE MACHINE OUT. HER LAST WIN DIDN'T PAY BECAUSE SHE HAD ALREADY WON ALL THE QUARTERS IN THE MACHINE. INTERESTING COMMENT ON HUMAN NATURE: ONE YOUNG LADY, OBVIOUSLY A SLOT MACHINE VIRGIN, LEFT AFTER THREE UNPRODUCTIVE PULLS EXCLAMING "THIS IS RIGGED, THIS IS RIGGED" LADY LUCK, WHO CLEANED US OUT, KEPT TELLING ME, "YOU'RE DOING THIS, YOU'RE PUSHING A BUTTON BACK THERE, YOU'RE MAKING ME WIN" I KEPT TELLING HER "TO HELL WITH THIS GUNSHOW, GET OVER TO THE CASINO AS FAST AS YOU CAN!" Posted on: 2014/7/28 14:07
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: SATURDAY MORNING, OH SATURDAY MORNING 26 JULY	#7078
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	THE SHOW SO FAR HAS LIVED DOWN TO MY EXPECTATIONS. ON TH GOOD SIDE, IT WAS NOT TOO CROWDED FOR PEOPLE TO STOP AND TALK AND IT'S ALWAYS FUN TO KID AROUND WITH THE "CUSTOMERS". DID NOT SEE ANYTHING I WANTED EXCEPT ONE OF SAM'S NEW SWORDS. IT'S IN THE $5K RANGE, SO I'LL PASS. HERE'S A DIFFERENT GUN SHOW, LOTS OF $$$ DOWN RANGE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egsaVu2wgXM Posted on: 2014/7/27 1:05
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	SATURDAY MORNING, OH SATURDAY MORNING 26 JULY	#7079
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	OFF TO TULSA, DON'T EXPECT TOO MUCH FOR THIS SHOW. MAYBE SOMEBODY WILL BRING IN SOMETHING I WANT. Posted on: 2014/7/26 10:57
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Last Friday of July 25 2014.	#7080
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	Quote: Ultraman wrote: my wife carries around a can of the wasp spray in her little garden tool fanny pak and she can hit those suckers on the wing at 15 feet... I TRIED THAT WITH WOOD BEES BUT THEY ARE WAY TOO MANEUVERABLE; DODGED THE SPRAY EVERY TIME. THEY CAN'T DODGE .22 RATSHOT THOUGH :-) I SEE WHERE THE PROFIT MOBAMA IS GOING TO CUT OUT THE MIDDLE MEN AND BRING ILLEGAL ALIENS DIRECTLY TO THE US AT TAXPAYER EXPENSE. IS THAT A GREAT PRESIDENT OR WHAT? Posted on: 2014/7/25 16:19
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Last Friday of July 25 2014.	#7081
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	ANOTHER SUMMER DAY IN THE OFFING; GONNA BE HOT. GOT TO GET STARTED GETTING STUFF TOGETHER FOR THIS WEEKEND'S GUNSHOW IN TULSA. JUST A LITTLE ONE THIS TIME AND I DON'T HAVE MUCH TO PUT ON THE TABLE, BUT I MIGHT SEE SOMETHING I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT :-) Posted on: 2014/7/25 14:03
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Last Friday of July 25 2014.	#7082
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	ES TOD DIE WASPEN! REVENGE IS SWEET. Posted on: 2014/7/25 12:22
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: The one and only Thursday Chat 07.24.14	#7083
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	THE HUMIDITY BURNED OFF AS THE DAY WENT ON SO I GOT OUT AND MOWED THE OBSTACLE COURSE THIS EVENING. HAVE AN UNUSED COWPEN MADE OF PIPE AND CABLE AT THE CORNER OF THE PLACE AND RED WASPS HAVE NESTED A PIPE POST. ONE NAILED ME RIGHT BEHIND THE EAR. DAMN; THOSE THINGS DO HURT! THERE WILL BE A CHEMICAL WARFARE STRIKE FIRST THING IN THE MORNING WHILE THEY ARE STILL ON THE NEST. REVENGE SHALL BE MINE. Posted on: 2014/7/25 2:52
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: The one and only Thursday Chat 07.24.14	#7084
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	THE MENU TODAY FEATURES STEAMED CHEROKEES WITH ANGLO GARNISH. HAD A SURE-NUF THUNDER STORM YESTERDAY AFTERNOON. GOT DARK, WIND BLEW, LIGHTNING, FLASHED, AND THUNDER ROLLED. AND WITH ALL THAT CARRYING ON WE GOT A QUARTER INCH OF RAIN :-0 ALL AT ONCE. THE CAT PUT ON AN IMPRESSIVE BURST OF SPEED IN THE CAT DOOR, THRU THE HOUSE AND DIRECTLY UNDER MY RECLINER, ONLY TO EMERGE WHEN THE SQUALL LINE HAD PASSED. MY PERSONAL STORM WARNING. Posted on: 2014/7/24 13:43
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Wed chat 7/23/2014	#7085
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	Quote: TommyT-Bone wrote: Actually the best way to cut that tree limb would be to spike your way up the trunk and drop it with a chain saw. A pole saw is unyielding at that length. THEY ARE AWKWARD AT FULL EXTENSION, EVEN WITH THE WEIGHT OF THE ENGINE AT THE BOTTOM END. AND YES, ONE SHOULD GIVE DUE CONSIDERATION TO WHERE THE LIMB WILL FALL. AN INDIVIDUAL WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS TO PROTECT THE STUPID ONCE CAVALIERLY CUT OFF A LIMB WHILE STANDING IN THE BACK OF HIS PICKUP. THE TAIL LIGHT COST $150. Posted on: 2014/7/23 16:24
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Wed chat 7/23/2014	#7086
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	Quote: captmike13 wrote: NATIONAL VANILLA ICE CREAM DAY I VOTE FOR BLUEBELL VANILLA BEAN VANILLA, TASTES JUST LIKE HOMEMADE! THE CHEROKEES ARE STEAMING THIS MORNING. SO MUCH HUMIDITY THE WINDOWS WERE FOGGED OVER WHEN I GOT UP THIS MORNING :-( THIS IS NOT A GOOD AUGURY FOR THE DAY TO COME. THEY CALLED YESTERDAY TO SAY MY POLE SAW IS FIXED; OF COURSE NOW I NO LONGER NEED IT. Posted on: 2014/7/23 13:59
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GRIS	Re: Tuesday Chat 07.22.14	#7087
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	Quote: TommyT-Bone wrote: swift justice https://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living ... -instagram-183827802.html STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES. GOT OUT TO THE RANGE THIS MORNING BEFORE IT GOT HOT, SIGHTED IN A COUPLE OF RIFLES, SORT OF. COULDN'T GET A GOOD SIGHT PICTURE EVEN WITH RECEIVER SIGHTS; MY VISION IS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT. SURGERY SEPTEMBER DAMN Posted on: 2014/7/23 1:08
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: DRIP DRIP	#7088
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	AFTER ABOUT TWO WEEKS I PINGED ON DEWITT'S AND GOT THIS: looks like we had run out of the cores needed to make that radiator. They are being brazed this week and your radiator will be made as soon as the core is done. We expect to ship at the end of the week or early next week. CUSTOM RADIATOR? DO THEY BUILD THEM ONE AT A TIME OR IS C4 STUFF JUST LOW DEMAND? :-0 Posted on: 2014/7/23 0:53
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GRIS	Re: A Song In A Car In A Time	#7089
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	Quote: Ultraman wrote: Wow Gris....I'm surprised they had radios back when you were young......... HAD ONE IN MY 57 CHEVY I figured that your first recollections were of you being in a wagon charging across the prairie trying to find a homestead.... NOT QUITE, MY EARLIEST MEMORY IS OF A CHRISTMAS WHEN ALL THE TOYS WERE MADE OF WOOD, SEEMS WW II WAS GOING ON. DON'T KNOW THE YEAR, MAYBE 1944. NO ONE TO ASK, ALL THE OTHER PARTICIPANTS ARE DEAD & GONE. Posted on: 2014/7/22 0:26
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GRIS	Re: 7/21/14 Yup, It's Monday!	#7090
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	THE SUN IS SHINING ON THE CHEROKEES THIS MORNING AND IT'S GOING TO BE JULY FOR A CHANGE. LONG SLEEVE SHIRTS GO BACK IN THE DRAWER. NOTHING ON THE AGENDA TODAY, JUST SOME CLEAN UP AROUND THE HOUSE. Posted on: 2014/7/21 14:16
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GRIS	Re: A Song In A Car In A Time	#7091
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	Quote: Ultraman wrote: One night on the 60's on 6 they were doing old rock and roll recordings of actual broadcasts from a given night in the 60's....they would do these from big RR radio stations around the country. I tuned in and it was KOMA night out of Oklahoma City....total flashback.....no kidding it gave me goose bumps. Out here and all the way up to Canada my generation grew up on KOMA at night while crusing the main drag of what ever town we were in.... 1560 on the dial but you just put it over around 1600 to bring it in... 50K watts directional to the northwest.... THAT'S FUNNY; IN OKLAHOMA WE USED TO LISTEN TO WNOE IN NEW ORLEANS AT NIGHT AND A BLACK STATION OUT OF NASHVILLE THAT PLAYED LOTS OF BLUES. ANYBODY REMEMBER TARHEEL SLIM & LITTLE ANNIE? Posted on: 2014/7/21 13:52
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GRIS	Re: SUNDAY MORNING 19 JULY	#7092
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	[quote] pianoguy wrote: They should be holding a parade for that dad. HE'LL BE LUCKY IF HE'S NOT CHARGED WITH A "HATE CRIME" FOR STRIKING ONE OF THE SACRED PERVERTS. Posted on: 2014/7/20 22:22
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GRIS	SUNDAY MORNING 19 JULY	#7093
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	WAKE UP EVERYBODY. THE SUN IS SHINING ON THE NATIONS, NICE AND COOL, A BEAUTIFUL MORNING. Posted on: 2014/7/20 13:47
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GRIS	Re: Friday 7/18	#7094
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	[quote] 96LT4CE wrote: One gun, 3 mags WHAT DO YOU CARRY? Posted on: 2014/7/19 13:37
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GRIS	Re: Saturday Chat 07.19.14	#7095
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	Quote: TommyT-Bone wrote: to me to me too meee to me Next year is the big celebration as I cross a threshold to the big 6-0. Next year several of us cross that threshold. ..... ..... YOW! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOMMY! SUNNY AND 60 DEGREES HERE, HIGH OF 82 PREDICTED. NO FLIES ON THAT FOR THE 19TH OF JULY! BEEN RELOADING THE AMMO I SHOT UP IN THE SKEET LEAGUE, 1OZ #8 FOR DOVE SEASON. THINKING ABOUT SWITCHING TO 7/8 OZ LOADS FOR SKEET, SHOT IS SO DAMN HIGH. Posted on: 2014/7/19 13:36
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GRIS	Re: Friday 7/18	#7096
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	CLOUDY AND 60 DEGREES THIS MORNING. THE CHEROKEES ARE DIGGING OUT LONG SLEEVE SHIRTS. THE AGENDA TODAY IS BLANK. WAITING FOR THE NEW RADIATOR FOR THE '87 TO GET HERE, A LITTLE MORE THAN A WEEK SINCE I ORDERED IT. Posted on: 2014/7/18 14:01
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GRIS	Re: Thursday chat (early morning) 7-17-2014	#7097
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	DRIP, DRIP, DRIP. CLOUDY, RAINY, & COOL. HIGH TODAY ABOUT 75. RAINY ALL DAY BUT WE DIDN'T GET MUCH HERE. A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00 His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!" The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where's the money? Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about." The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!" The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him." Guido trembles and signs, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house. The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger." Posted on: 2014/7/18 0:22
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GRIS	Re: Wednesday hang out 16 July 2014	#7098
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	Quote: TommyT-Bone wrote: My condolences to you and your family, Tom. +1 Posted on: 2014/7/17 0:49
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GRIS	Re: Wednesday hang out 16 July 2014	#7099
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	Quote: GRIS wrote: MIDDLE OF JULY AND 60 DEGREES, SPIN THAT ALGORE. I'LL ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS. GOT AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF STUFF DONE YESTERDAY. #3 GRANDSON IS A VERY GOOD WORKER FOR A 15 YO. GRANDPA WAS ABOUT SHOT AT THE END OF THE DAY. A FEW THINGS TO TIDY UP TODAY AND I'LL HAVE TO TAKE HIM HOME THIS AFTERNOON. ALONG WITH THE BANJO, GUITAR, AND MANDOLIN HE BROUGHT FOR ENTERTAINMENT. I LEFT OUT THE UKULELE. Posted on: 2014/7/16 15:35
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GRIS	Re: Wednesday hang out 16 July 2014	#7100
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7682	MIDDLE OF JULY AND 60 DEGREES, SPIN THAT ALGORE. I'LL ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS. GOT AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF STUFF DONE YESTERDAY. #3 GRANDSON IS A VERY GOOD WORKER FOR A 15 YO. GRANDPA WAS ABOUT SHOT AT THE END OF THE DAY. A FEW THINGS TO TIDY UP TODAY AND I'LL HAVE TO TAKE HIM HOME THIS AFTERNOON. ALONG WITH THE BANJO, GUITAR, AND MANDOLIN HE BROUGHT FOR ENTERTAINMENT. Posted on: 2014/7/16 13:23
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