A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.

As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'.

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, 'If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes.'

White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President. It is believed that the Nobel Prize for Physiques will follow---

Now that's funny!

Har!

That is two funny. Ha.

Matthew

Clever!

Al-Gebra is great!! Had one of the math geek teachers read it. He did'nt laugh, he said really!! No sense of humor. Imagine late 30's probably never been laid with hugh pocket protector and glasses with tape on the nose piece. Really!! of course drives Toyota hybrid. Tree hugger and gets upset with me because I teach Wood Shop. He said to our principal that I'm to violent after I saved his ass 2 years ago when two students decided to beat his ass. Cool

Love the type Ron. Thank GOD, none of our teachers are like that. Two of the three Math teachers told me it was funny...