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Golf definitions
* A "Paris Hilton" - an expensive hole * A "Lewinsky" - All lip but no hole * A "Salman Rushdie" - an impossible read * A "Rock Hudson" - looked straight, but it wasn't. * A "Cuban" - needed one more revolution * An "Elton John"- a big bender that lips the rim * An "Adolf Hitler" - two shots in the bunker * A "Saddam Hussein" - from one bunker straight into another * A "Yasser Arafat" - ugly and in the sand * A "Kate Winslett" - little bit fat but otherwise perfect * A "Glen Miller" - didn't make it over the water * A "Rodney King" - over-clubbed * An "O.J. Simpson" - got away with it * A "Princess Grace" - should have taken a driver * A "Princess Di" - shouldn't have taken a driver * A "Michael Jackson" - gradually fading * A "Ladyboy" - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems * A "Condom" - safe but didn't feel real good * A "Circus Tent" - a BIG top * An "Anna Kournikova" - looks great, but unlikely to get a result * A "Brazilian" - Shaves both sides of the hole * A "Jeb Bush" - too far to the right, out of play * A "Nancy Pelosi" - too far left, clueless on how to get home from there * A "Barbara Streisand" - doesn't get much uglier than that |
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| CSS996 | RE:Golf definitions | ||
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Wow! I would consider taking up golf just to use those terms!
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Posted on: 2008/2/13 18:32
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| runner140 | Re: Golf definitions | ||
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Golf definitions Funny as hell.... thanks for breaking up the day.  |
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Posted on: 2008/2/13 18:46
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| FLYINLOW90 | RE:Golf definitions | ||
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Wow! I would consider taking up golf just to use those terms! :sign3: We don't have cool sayings like that in Bowling.. |
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Posted on: 2008/2/13 19:15
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| Notorious | RE:Golf definitions | ||
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With all of the stupid email forwards people send me, I'm surprised I've never gotten this one. Pretty funny, actually.
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| 94z07 | RE:Golf definitions | ||
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A "Britney Spears" a hole surrounded by unrepaired divits.
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Posted on: 2008/2/14 3:19
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| skirlin | RE:Golf definitions | ||
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 I'm printing this for work tomorrow. |
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Posted on: 2008/2/14 7:17
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