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Notorious Pet care for the rapture.....
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"Jesus the pet hater"
That's some funny shit right there.
Posted on: 2008/7/18 2:44
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CSS996 Re: Pet care for the rapture.....
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Dang, that's genius!

Although there is something in the Bible about If God takes care of the birds, will He not take care of you?

So therefore, He must have a plan for post-rapture pet control. Bob Barker, perhaps?

So that movie "All Dogs go to Heaven" is bullshit?
Posted on: 2008/7/18 2:55
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bogus Re: Pet care for the rapture.....
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after the rapture, can I have your car?
Posted on: 2008/7/18 4:45
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TommyT-Bone Re: Pet care for the rapture.....
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I was just pondering this the other day. I'm sure glad you posted it.
Posted on: 2008/7/18 10:55
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runner140 Re: Pet care for the rapture.....
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What exactly is "the rapture"? If you lift a very heavy object, you get a rapture or you are raptured?
Posted on: 2008/7/18 11:58
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jimmers Re: Pet care for the rapture.....
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CSS996 wrote:

So that movie "All Dogs go to Heaven" is bullshit?


Quite!! There might be children reading this thread!
Posted on: 2008/7/18 13:19
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bogus Re: Pet care for the rapture.....
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runner140 wrote:
What exactly is "the rapture"? If you lift a very heavy object, you get a rapture or you are raptured?


I think God gets ruptured and we pay for it. Or something to that effect... wrath and stuff.

PS: I am going to hell; laughing at a South Park Christmas Special is a guarenteed entrance ticket. Much like winning the 12 Hours of Sebring is a guarenteed entrance to the 24 Hours of Le Mans.
Posted on: 2008/7/18 14:36
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pianoguy Re: Pet care for the rapture.....
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LMAO!
Posted on: 2008/7/18 15:01
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