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| BillH | Ha | ||
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The other day, a gentleman went to the Dentist's office to have a tooth pulled. The Dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give him a shot.
"No way"! No needles! "I hate needles", the man said. The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man immediately objected. "I can't do the gas thing either; the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me"! The Dentist then asks the gentleman if he has any objection to taking a pill. "No objection", the man said. "I'm fine with pills". The Dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra tablet". The gentleman, totally at a loss for words, said in amazement, "WOW"! "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer"! "It doesn't", said the Dentist, "but it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth" |
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Posted on: 2010/12/30 14:19
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| pianoguy | Re: Ha | ||
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Posted on: 2010/12/30 15:47
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| bogus | Re: Ha | ||
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Posted on: 2010/12/30 19:07
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| C4DERF | Re: Ha | ||
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I know a dentist, she might laugh then do something different for the pain she causede..
Wait till i TELL HER THIS ONE!!!!! |
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Posted on: 2010/12/30 19:19
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| RickAnthony | Re: Ha | ||
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Posted on: 2010/12/30 19:31
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: Ha | ||
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If an erection should last for more than 4 hours, seek immediate medical attention. Hopefully not a dentist.
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| CentralCoaster | Re: Ha | ||
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Massage therapist?
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Posted on: 2010/12/31 0:04
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| Matatk | Re: Ha | ||
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Why not, you might be interested in someone experienced with "oral cavities". |
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