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Curtis1974 Advice to an old guy... an absolute heart-breaker.
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An old guy was working out in the gym when he
spotted a sweet young thing...



He asked the trainer that was near-by, "What machine
in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?"
The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would
try the ATM in the lobby."
Posted on: 2011/7/16 19:43
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TommyT-Bone Re: Advice to an old guy... an absolute heart-breaker.
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That ain't no joke.

At my age a Corvette won't work.
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BillH Re: Advice to an old guy... an absolute heart-breaker.
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That ain't no joke.

At my age a Corvette won't work.



No wonder.

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That ain't no joke.

At my age a Corvette won't work.



No wonder.




Bill, That's You?
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BillH Re: Advice to an old guy... an absolute heart-breaker.
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Yea, right after I shaved.

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RickAnthony Re: Advice to an old guy... an absolute heart-breaker.
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Ha too funny.. will have to remember this for coffee break...
Posted on: 2011/7/17 2:30
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TommyT-Bone Re: Advice to an old guy... an absolute heart-breaker.
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I'm left with little choice .......

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Matatk Re: Advice to an old guy... an absolute heart-breaker.
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Is that what Hugh Heffner uses at the gym?
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BillH Re: Advice to an old guy... an absolute heart-breaker.
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I'm left with little choice .......


U decided to dress in dresses and date old men???
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I'm left with little choice .......


U decided to dress in dresses and date old men???


Back to the question

What would you do for a million bucks?
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Durango_Boy Re: Advice to an old guy... an absolute heart-breaker.
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What gym has an ATM in the lobby?
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BillH wrote:
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TommyT-Bone wrote:
I'm left with little choice .......


U decided to dress in dresses and date old men???


Back to the question

What would you do for a million bucks?


Donno, but I'd like to find out.
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TommyT-Bone Re: Advice to an old guy... an absolute heart-breaker.
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The gym at the Mustang Ranch. Hop on the ol' treadmill.

Madame: Can I help you?

John: Yes, I'm here for a workout.

Madame: Well select your partner.

John: I prefer to work solo.

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