Yippee........its Friday.......tomorrow we get to go move Uboy into another apartment....we are taking in a small fleet of pickups......hell I should just take the dry van in with the semi and move all of them at once...........naaah...........too easy......

Today we must work and be productive so we can keep the buberment going............have a wonderful day Guru's.....

IT'S RAINING ON THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, ALL THE CIVILIZED TRIBES ARE GETTING WET, EXCEPT THE CHOCTAWS WHO ARE HIGH & DRY AT PRESENT. OUT WEST IN OKLAHOMA TERRITORY IT LOOKS LIKE THE CHEYENNE, ARAPAHO, AND KIOWA ARE ALSO BEING RAINED ON, WHILE THE COMANCHE & APACHES ARE MISSING OUT. WE'VE BEEN NEEDING SOME RAIN AM GRISHEIM; AFTER A WEEK OF CLOUDY WEATHER AND NO RAIN IT'S WELCOME.

DARLING WIFE STILL MOPING AROUND JET-LAGGED.

"There are a lot of good things about getting old, I just can’t remember any of them."

Moving ........ I try to limit my moves to those that I must do. At 61 free beer and pizza doesn't offer me much motivation. We have loaned the box truck to a trusted friend so that HE could move. Even he's on the $#!+ list now so the list is very, very short.

Busy day yesterday, busy day tomorrow and the day after that. I just had the thought this morning that I have more interests than I have time for. I have the toys, not the time. Funny, I didn't think retirement was gonna be like this. I was thinking more along the lines of fishing, autocrossing, reading, watching videos and general goofing off. Guess I have yo talk to the manager. Wait a minute .... I'M THE MANAGER!



Very funny BillH ..... Acknowledgement of Bill's statement BEFORE he makes it.

teebee .... How's retirement treating you?

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Like your bowels???

My girlfriend says she needs time and distance. Is she calculating velocity?

I was told to set my clock back an hour when it showed 2AM on November 1st. I've done this 8 times now. When can I stop setting the clock back?

My chemistry homework is asking me to rank the bonds by relative strength. Could Pierce Brosnan or Daniel Craig beat Sean Connery in a fight?

Statistics show that 1 out of 5 traffic deaths are caused by drunk drivers. Does this mean sober drivers are the real menace?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

I have autism. Does that mean I'm immune to vaccines?

How can there be organic molecules on Mars when the nearest Whole Foods is no closer than 54.6 million kilometers away?

How much carbon dating should I do before I'm ready for carbon marriage?

Why didn't anyone take anti-depressants to prevent the great depression?

Did the Cold War end because of global warming?

Who are the people drilling the holes in the macaroni?

If love is blind, should I be worried that I can see my wife?

How far does light travel in dog years?

Since penguins wear little tuxedos, why don't they simply take them off and wash them when there's an oil spill?

If 666 is Satan's number, does that make 25.8069758011 the root of all evil?

Will Curiosity kill all of the cats on Mars?

If anions are negative and cations are positive, what charge are onions?

Why are research drugs only tested on blind patients?

Who repairs the sound barrier?

How did they get the Mississippi River to line up EXACTLY to the state border?

I got Laser-eye surgery a month ago, but I still can't shoot lasers out of my eyes. Should I get a refund?

If Catholics only have mass on Sundays, do they cease to exist the rest of the week?

How can I access my Daylight Savings account?

Why are red-handed people more genetically predisposed to crime?

If 200,000 people die every year from drowning and 200,000 people have already drowned this year, does that mean I can breathe under water?

I just bought a Prius. At what point do I develop a sense of superiority, and will I still be able to eat gluten?

Can we achieve higher education by building taller schools?

If the body replaces all of it cells every 7 years, shouldn't we release all inmates after 7 years as they're not the same person anymore?

How come some mountains look like presidents?

Since humans share 50% of their DNA with bananas, can scientists merge two bananas to create a human?

Why do meteorites always land in craters?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is the Islamic State solid, liquid or gas?

Why would string need a theory?

Where on the periodic table is the element of Surprise?

How did the thesaurus survive the dinosaur extinction?

We've long known the speed of light, but what is the speed of heavy?

My neighbor said he's an "acidic Jew". Are there basic Jews? What happens if you combine one of each?

Why does the amount of people required to change a light bulb vary so greatly between cultural groups?

Do hydrophobic objects yell slurs at water when they see it?

Is a right angle 90° celsius or 90° fahrenheit?

If you put a vial of Germanium (Ge) next to a vial of Francium (Fr), will the Ge occupy the Fr?

Looking at a map of the US, I noticed that the states all perfectly fit together with no gaps. How is this possible?

If Pluto is a Dwarf planet, shouldn't we try to contact the Dwarves living there?

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

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Howdy! Working from home today, a pest company is gonna come to see about getting rid of the bats that have inhabited my chimney. Meanwhile, been busier than hell since I got up.

Have a good day, all!

wow....Bill is on a roll.....stay outa his way.....

What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw..............dead....ARR ARR ARR

Brad you have bats in your belfry....? how about smoking them out with a big fire in the fireplace.......? just trying to help......

...an amnesiac walks into a bar.....he walks right up to a beautiful blonde gal and says.....sooo, do I come in here often?

a dyslexic guy walked into a bra.......

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I'm thinking about buying a 12 pack of Pabst and watching the Weather Channel marathon today.

Hey gang, I know I have been pretty lax on posting lately but it has been really stressful here on Planet Potter.

You probably are not aware that I have twin nephews both of which are Iraqi veterans. Well, one of them at the age of 33 has just been diagnosed with tongue cancer. They were supposed to operate this past Tuesday but had to stop the surgery because the tumor had grown to include one tonsil and surrounded his trachea.

The options they gave him were:
1. Immediate surgery to remove everything which would cause loss of speech and ability to eat. He would have a feeding tube the rest of his life.
2. Radical chemo to shrink/kill the tumor so they could operate at a later date retaining the ability to eat and speak.
3. Death.

He chose option 2.

The commander at his base has issued an order that all who served in Iraq are to schedule and take a full physical examination. The other twin had his exam the other day and so far looks to be clean, just waiting for the final bloodwork results.

Apparently tongue cancer is pretty frequent among Iraqi veterans, lots of articles out on the web about it.

Pretty heavy dose of reality there.

Wow, much mojo for your nephew, Ken!

Health mojo sent, Ken.

+ 1 Ken

It turns out we don't have bats, we have chimney swifts. And we will have to live with them until they leave, probably sometime in September. They'll cap the chimney after the birds are gone.

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And we will have to live with them until they leave, probably sometime in September. They'll cap the chimney after the birds are gone