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istter1 Wednesday chat
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Bakersfield Ca
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Cooling down here . Smoking sky's again so poor air quality
Posted on: 2016/9/21 12:53
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GRIS Re: Wednesday chat
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HOW TO MAKE AN OLD FART'S DAY:
WOMAN IN THE IHOP PARKING LOT LOOKS AT THE TOMATO AND SAYS,"THAT'S MY DREAM CAR".

AND SPEAKING OF FARTS, THE STATE GOVERNMENT OF CALIFORNIA-CUCKOO LAND HAS ESTABLISHED LEGAL REGULATION OF COW FARTS.
"CURIOUSER AND CURIOUSER", SAID ALICE.


Don't you guys know methane gas is dangerous. When we milk cows in California we have to ground the cow. No smoking.
The building could explode. If a cow gets loose in town the bomb squad is called and they have to use a robotic arm to go up the cows butt to regulate the dangerous high pressure gas


LMAO, WHAT'S THE BEST WAY GROUND A COW?

EIGHT O'CLOCK AND ALL'S WELL IN THE NATIONS. SUNNY, STILL STICKY. THE CHEROKEES LONG FOR OCTOBER.
Posted on: 2016/9/21 13:11
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Ultraman Re: Wednesday chat
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Greetings from the great Northwest territories......tired today after the marathon drive. Today I will find a place to wash the GS and fix some things around daughters place......take some naps.......hang out.....

Have a safe day Guru's......
Posted on: 2016/9/21 14:32
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vetteblondie Re: Wednesday chat
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Too bad that "exploding" theory with the cows don't work in some places around here. There's some folks I'd drop off at the nearest cow pasture..
Two of them being the crackhead idiots that did some "work" on this '89 Vette we have at the shop. Kept having oil pressure issues. My BF finally went up there last night and tore into the bottom end. The kids told us "it ran very hot" and that worried us. And yes, indeedie, the crackheads took the car joyriding (against the then-owner's knowledge) and ruined an otherwise good ZZ4 engine. Bearings are shot and crank needs turned (if it can be). Between that issue and a Mustang with a rod thrown, his racing this year is over I'm afraid. Told him he could take mine but he is afraid to.
Had a break in at the cousin's house (nursing home one) today and had that mess to deal with. I'll be so glad when I can get rid of that place.
house shopping continues - what a PITA....
Mid week and on the downhill slide - keep your hopes up ya'll the weekend really is around the corner.
Posted on: 2016/9/21 20:23
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pianoguy Re: Wednesday chat
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Howdy! Got busy right away this morning. I'm baching it for a couple of days while Mrs. Pianoguy is away on business. I will be foraging for food shortly. Meanwhile, it looks like we're gonna get drenched the rest of the week.

Safe travels, Marcus!

Enjoy what's left of your day, yawlz!
Posted on: 2016/9/21 22:36
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Been going since the get-go this morning. Started cleaning the shop and moving things around to make room for the new addition coming this next weekend. While in KC this past weekend, I located a CNC router that I was interested in. I emailed him and we have been going back and forth, and to make a long story short, I'm driving back to KC this weekend and then on north a couple hours to look at and, more than likely, purchase it and bring it home. Been looking for over three years, and this one fits 90% of the boxes. Sure, I would like a faster, newer and bigger machine, but this one is great. Close enough for me to go and get, fast enough for the work I will do and cheap enough that I can afford to own it and do some upgrades/maintenance if they are needed.

It has been HOT today, 96, and windy. Not what we would normally expect for late September. Late in the afternoon, it clouded up and rained about 20 drops....just enough to make the pickup more dirty than it was.
Posted on: 2016/9/22 2:25
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Matatk Re: Wednesday chat
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Sounds like everyone is keeping busy.

Sorry to hear about the vehicle trouble, Letty.

Marcus, enjoy the trip/family time.

Not.much to report here.
Posted on: 2016/9/22 2:34
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