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| 1Fast04Vert | Nature's Laws | ||
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1. All leaves, in the fall, fall. No matter how far from the nearest house they land in either:
A. The gutters B. The garage 2. Nice 'Indian summer' days only happen on workdays, days off are sure to be wet and cold. 3. ? |
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Posted on: 2008/11/8 16:09
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| Matatk | Re: Nature's Laws | ||
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3. If you wash your car, a bird will crap on it on the way home from the car wash, as happened to me yesterday.
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Posted on: 2008/11/8 16:18
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| pianoguy | Re: Nature's Laws | ||
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If a dog has left a calling card in your yard, you will either step in it or run over it with the lawnmower.
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Posted on: 2008/11/8 16:32
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| Notorious | Re: Nature's Laws | ||
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If you get a windfall of cash either:
A. Something expensive will break. B. A costly bill will need to be paid. |
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Posted on: 2008/11/8 18:15
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| vetteblondie | Re: Nature's Laws | ||
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3. when you burn the leaves you will always be downwind no matter where you stand and can't get the smell out of your clothes or hair for a week.
4. the embers and ash will always settle on the vette you just washed. |
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Posted on: 2008/11/8 18:37
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The answer to any question that begins with "Am I the only one who..." is always "no". �Ugol's Law Yes, I'm a bitch... just not YOURS. 
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| vetteblondie | Re: Nature's Laws | ||
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5. And a week old paint job on a vette somehow seems to attract a stream of cat piss GRRRRRRRR!
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Posted on: 2008/11/8 18:38
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The answer to any question that begins with "Am I the only one who..." is always "no". �Ugol's Law Yes, I'm a bitch... just not YOURS.
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| BillH | Re: Nature's Laws | ||
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Hummm, dead cat.
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Posted on: 2008/11/9 15:54
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