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| pianoguy | Here's looking at you, kid | ||
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. 'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! 'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?' 'No,' she replies 'You just happened to catch my eye.' |
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| Jeffvette | Re: Here's looking at you, kid | ||
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Ooooooh. I dunno about that one.
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Posted on: 2009/3/9 0:46
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: Here's looking at you, kid | ||
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If she really liked him she'd keep her eye out for him.
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Posted on: 2009/3/9 1:12
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: Here's looking at you, kid | ||
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Fixed it for ya. |
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Posted on: 2009/3/9 1:14
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: Here's looking at you, kid | ||
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Eye candy. |
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Posted on: 2009/3/9 2:29
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| BrianCunningham | Re: Here's looking at you, kid | ||
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LOL
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| tjpreul | Re: Here's looking at you, kid | ||
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How did he respond "you're the one eye love".
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| Matatk | Re: Here's looking at you, kid | ||
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Oh yeah?
A woman lost her eye in an unfortunate accident. she didn't have a lot of money to buy a glass eye replacement. She instead opted for the less expensive wooden eye. She was very insecure about her wooden eye and all of her friends tried to help her believe that no one would notice. Finally her friends managed to get her to agree to go to the country dance. she showed up in her Sunday best but still found it difficult to approach the men and ask them to dance. After standing alone against the wall for half the night she noticed a man standing on the opposite side of the room looking rather dejected. she slowly made her way through the couples dancing and as she got closer she realized the man had a harelip deformity. she didn't hesitate because she knew she had her own problem and knew he would be as forgiving about her eye. she said, "Would you like to dance?" he excitedly replied, "Would I?! Would I?!" Very angrily she said, "Harelip! Harelip!" and stomped away! |
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