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| TommyT-Bone | Men Strike Back | ||
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Men strike back!
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. --------------------------------------------------- Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. --------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. --------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...' --------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. --------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. -- ------------------------------------------------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a wedding cake. --------------------------------------------------- Why do men die before their wives? They want to. --------------------------------------------------- Women will never be equal to men... until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. |
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| Matatk | Re: Men Strike Back | ||
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Oh, Tommy, I'm tellin your wife
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Posted on: 2009/5/16 11:31
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| CSS996 | Re: Men Strike Back | ||
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Those are pretty darn good!
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Posted on: 2009/5/16 14:20
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| crash | Re: Men Strike Back | ||
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whats the quickest way to a womens heart-right through her rib cage
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Posted on: 2009/5/16 14:25
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| bogus | Re: Men Strike Back | ||
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Why do you think he lives in one of these all the time???  |
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Posted on: 2009/5/17 4:47
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| C4FUN | Re: Men Strike Back | ||
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"whats the quickest way to a womens heart-right through her rib cage"
God, I love it here! =) |
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Posted on: 2009/5/17 20:11
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| Epimax | Re: Men Strike Back | ||
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Amen Brothers!
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Posted on: 2009/5/18 0:29
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| vetteblondie | Re: Men Strike Back | ||
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You must never have been to Arkansas, they do that here, in addition some can pee higher on the wall of the side of the barn than you (wait... you can't use your hands...) |
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Posted on: 2009/5/18 1:33
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| BrianCunningham | Re: Men Strike Back | ||
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LOL |
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Posted on: 2009/5/18 13:26
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