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| Sweet90 | Why Men Are Happy | ||
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Why men are happy
What do you expect from such simple creatures? * Your last name stays put. * The garage is all yours. * Wedding plans take care of themselves. * Chocolate is just another snack. * You can never be pregnant. * You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. * You can wear NO shirt to a water park. * Car mechanics tell you the truth. * The world is your urinal. * You never to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. * You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. * Wrinkles add character. * Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. * People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. * The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. * New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. * One mood all the time. * Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. * You know stuff about tanks. * A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. * You can open all your own jars. * You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. * If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. * Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. * Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. * You almost never have strap problems in public. * You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. * Everything on your face stays its original color. * The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. * You only have to shave your face and neck. * You can play with toys all your life. * Your belly usually hides your big hips. * One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. * You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. * You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. * You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. * You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier!! |
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Posted on: 2009/6/16 20:32
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| BrianCunningham | Re: Why Men Are Happy | ||
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LOL
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Posted on: 2009/6/16 20:35
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| CSS996 | Re: Why Men Are Happy | ||
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Amen, brother... A-Freakin' MEN!
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Posted on: 2009/6/16 21:32
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| 1Fast04Vert | Re: Why Men Are Happy | ||
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Oh yeah! And Beer is not optional, cigars are a maybe.
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Posted on: 2009/6/16 22:43
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| Durango_Boy | Re: Why Men Are Happy | ||
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You left one off...*Bachelor parties whomp ass over bridal showers.
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Posted on: 2009/6/16 23:17
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| Dads90 | Re: Why Men Are Happy | ||
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Add " your underwear can have holes in them and they are finally comfortable"
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Posted on: 2009/6/17 3:58
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| Epimax | Re: Why Men Are Happy | ||
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Good Stuff
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Posted on: 2009/6/17 10:00
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: Why Men Are Happy | ||
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+1 .... You can scratch where you itch.
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Posted on: 2009/6/17 12:17
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