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Re: Wednesday Chat 04.16.16
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Has a black perf with logo along with dark tint. hinge is broken. sooooo I end up with ghetto thugs in pajama pants dragging snotty kids in here with McD bags


Fixing the hinge comes to mind. Locked door option? Bungee cord?


CLAYMORE WITH TRIP WIRE?

Posted on: 2016/4/6 23:35
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Re: Wednesday Chat 04.16.16
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Howdy! Another Vetteless day here, rain/snow/sleet/whatnot in the forecast. It's getting old. So am I :-P


I HEAR THAT! THESE WEATHER FRONTS AND CHANGES ARE A PAIN, LITERALLY.

Posted on: 2016/4/6 13:20
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Re: Wednesday Chat 04.16.16
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CLOUDY, COOL, AND WINDY IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. THE CHEROKEES ARE HOPING FOR SOME SUNSHINE.

NOTHING ON THE AGENDA FOR THE DAY.

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Re: Tuesday 4-5-2016 Chat
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IGNORANCE CAN BE REMEDIATED, BUT THERE AIN'T NO CURE FOR STUPID :-)

BLOSSOMS EVERYWHERE AM GRISHEIM, DOGWOOD , AZALEAS, AJUKA, PERIWINKLE ALL BLOOMING LIKE MAD. SPRING DOES HAVE IT'S GOOD POINTS; IT WAS 84 THIS AFTERNOON.

MATT, HOPE #1 RUGRAT IS FEELING BETTER.

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Re: Tuesday 4-5-2016 Chat
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SUNNY, WINDY, AND MILD IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. ANOTHER TOP DOWN DAY COMING UP :-)

STARTED THE USUAL EXTENDED BORE CLEANING EFFORT ON THE NEW RIFLES. WONDER OF WONDERS, THE SAKO WAS WHISTLE CLEAN AND THE WINCHESTER ONLY HAD A SMALL TRACE OF COPPER. SOMEBODY TOOK VERY GOOD CARE OF THEM.

Posted on: 2016/4/5 13:48
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Re: Toolaholics meeting....step inside.
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THAT'S A GOOD PRICE MARCUS.

Posted on: 2016/4/5 0:11
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Re: Monday Chat 04.04.16
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OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING---THE SUN IS SHINING ON THE CHEROKEES, TEMP IS MILD, WIND IS DOWN. LOOKS LIKE A TOP-DOWN DAY COMING UP. LOVE IT!

GOTTA START FORAGING FOR DIES, BRASS, AND SCOPE RINGS FOR THE .222MAG. IT WAS A GREAT CARTRIDGE, BUT SUPERSEDED BY THE .223, WHICH SOME SAY IS INFERIOR. BUT BEING THE MILITARY STANDARD ALWAYS PUTS A ROUND AT THE TOP OF THE LIST.

Posted on: 2016/4/4 13:27
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Re: Sunday chat 3 April 2016
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My sister-in-law has the Japanese sword my dad brought back from WWII - I'll have to see if she'll send it to me.[/quote]

IF YOU GET YOUR HANDS ON IT LET ME KNOW; SAM MAY KNOW SOMEBODY IN YOUR AREA WHO COULD TELL YOU ABOUT IT AND WHAT IT'S WORTH. #1, SOMEBODY THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THEY ARE ABOUT CAN DAMAGE ONE JUST TAKING IT APART, AND #2, SOME OF THESE "SWORD GUYS" ARE NOT OVERLY BURDENED WITH SCRUPLES.

THE BIG SHOW IS DONE AND I CAME HOME WITH THE SAKO AFTER THE MOST SNAKE-BIT GUN TRADE I EVER DID. ENDED WELL, ALTHOUGH I ENDED UP PAYING $100 MORE THAN I WANTED TO. IF YOU CAN IMAGINE THE THREE STOOGES TRADING GUNS YOU WILL HAVE THE FLAVOR OF THE OCCASION :-)

Posted on: 2016/4/4 0:00
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Re: Saturday Chat 04.02.2016
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GOOD DAY AT THE SHOW, BEST CROWD IN A WHILE. SAM SOLD ANOTHER SWORD AND THREE SLOT MACHINES. I'M WORKING A TRADE FOR THAT SAKO I MENTIONED, DON'T KNOW HOW THAT WILL TURN OUT.

COOLEST THING AT THE SHOW IS A FULL SIZE REPLICA OF A 12 POUNDER WHITWORTH RIFLE. THE BORE IS NOT HEX THOUGH, THE BARREL IS MADE FROM A THREE INCH NAVY GUN BARREL. THEY PLAN TO MAKE PRE-ENGRAVED PROJECTILES FOR IT. (FOR SOME REASON, 1860 PERIOD RIFLED ARTILLERY PROJOS WERE CALLED "BOLTS".)

ANOTHER EARLY MORNING TOMORROW. THEY SHOULD MOVE TULSA CLOSER :-)

Posted on: 2016/4/3 2:21
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Re: Friday Chat 04.01.16
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ALL SET FOR THE WANENMACHER SHOW. THE NEW EARLY SET UP REGIME WAS A SUCCESS BUT HAS IT'S DRAWBACKS. THESE WERE SMOOTHED OVER BY A LIBERAL APPLICATION OF IRISH COFFEE :-)

MADE A GOOD START, SOLD A MODEL 1935 JAP NCO SWORD AND BOUGHT A NICE PRE-WAR WINCHESTER MODEL 70 IN 30-06. MY BUDDY SAM SOLD A SWORD ALSO. SAW SOMETHING I REALLY WANTED, A FULL STOCK SAKO VIXEN IN .222 MAG. BEAUTIFUL LITTLE RIFLE BUT WAY TOO EXPENSIVE.

HOPE PEOPLE BRING IN SOMETHING INTERESTING TOMORROW.

Posted on: 2016/4/2 1:27
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Re: Thursday Chat 03.31.16
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END OF A NICE DAY, HAD SUPPER AT OUR FAVORITE ITALIAN PLACE IN TAHLEQUAH.

UP EARLY TOMORROW TO GO SET UP FOR THE BIG TULSA GUNSHOW. FRIDAY IS PRETTY MUCH DEALERS ONLY DAY; EVERYBODY GETS SET UP AND LOOKS OVER EVERYONE ELSE'S LAYOUT. I'LL HAVE TO LEAVE HERE AT 0630. HORRIFIC! THAT'S WHEN I USED TO LEAVE TO GO TO WORK :-(

Posted on: 2016/4/1 2:33
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Re: Thursday Chat 03.31.16
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SEMI-CLOUDY AND MILD IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. TORNADOS NORTH OF TULSA YESTERDAY, THE CHEROKEES KNOW IT'S SPRING NOW.

When people rob banks they go to prison.
When they rob the taxpayer they get re-elected

Posted on: 2016/3/31 13:18
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Re: Wednesday Chat 03.30.16
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Re: Wednesday Chat 03.30.16
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GLOOMY AND RAINY IN THE NATIONS ALSO. A LITTLE RAIN IS ACCEPTABLE TO THE CHEROKEES, AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T GET TOO STORMY.

THE NEW BARNCAT SEEMS TO BE ADJUSTING WELL. THE TWO LITTLE OKIE GRANDDAUGHTERS NAMED HIM TRUMP, WHICH MADE THEIR MOTHER HAPPY WHEN SHE NEUTERED HIM :-0 THAT MAY NOT STICK, AS A BALL-LESS TRUMP IS NO TRUMP AT ALL :-)

Posted on: 2016/3/30 13:47
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Re: Wednesday Chat 03.30.16
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Whirlwind day yesterday.....now back to some other work.....thinking of moving Ma and stepdad up here from Kansas to keep better track of them....and we could see them everyday or so......am going to check with area facilities today.....hell I don't know what to do.....I'm making this up as I go along....


VOICE OF EXPERIENCE: CLOSE IS GOOD. FREQUENT VISITS IMPROVE THE WAY THEY ARE TREATED. MAKE THE VISITS RANDOM.
MAKE FRIENDS WITH THE ATTENDANTS. RESIDENTS THAT PAY THEIR OWN WAY ARE TREATED WITH MORE CONSIDERATION.

YOU HAVE MY DEEPEST SYMPATHIES.

Posted on: 2016/3/30 13:41
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Re: Tuesday Chat 03.29.16
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Morning guys...Off to the 'city' again today. The job is winding down and I'm not sorry for that. Love the people I'm working for (friends for a looong time), but the driving over every day is getting old. On the way home yesterday, we met a freaking truck, must have been hauling gravel, threw rocks at us and chipped my windshield in three places. I hope that they can be fixed, as one chip is right in my line of sight and not sure whether or not they will allow fixing it there. sonofabitch! That windshield has only been in there 10 months.


BUMMER! SOME GRAVEL HAULERS AROUND HERE TARP THEIR LOADS, BUT NOT ALL. DRIED MUD AND GRAVEL ON WHEELS AND TRAILERS ARE JUST AS BAD WHEN THEY JAR LOOSE. DOES KANSAS STILL HAVE STATE INSPECTIONS?

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Re: Tuesday Chat 03.29.16
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SUNNY,COOL, & BREEZY IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. PREDICTED HIGH 72 BUT THE WIND WILL BE UP. NOT GREEN ENOUGH YET FOR THE CHEROKEES TO QUIT WORRYING ABOUT RANGE FIRES.

DISCLAIMER: NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR CAJUN-FRENCH SPELLING. IF SPELLCHECK CAN'T HACK IT THEN ALL BETS ARE OFF :-)

MARCUS, IT NOT ONLY SOUNDS GOOD, I'M HERE TO TELL YOU IT TASTES GREAT.

Posted on: 2016/3/29 14:18
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Re: Monday Chat 03-28-16
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I think that's the longest post ever by our resident wordsmith.


AND I DIDN'T EVEN MENTION THE GREAT CRAWFISH ETOFFEE AT PEARL'S OYSTER BAR :-)

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Re: Monday Chat 03-28-16
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BACK HOME IN THE NATIONS TODAY, EVERYTHING UNPACKED AND PUT AWAY, ALMOST. BEAUTIFUL DAY, SUNNY CALM, 60 DEGREES. THE CHEROKEES THINK THERE'S NO FLIES ON THAT.

MADE DARLING WIFE'S REUNION SATURDAY. SHE ALMOST TALKED HERSELF DOWN WITH OLD ACQUAINTANCES AND I NOODLED AROUND OUT ON THE FARM. SHE WAS QUITE PLEASED WITH THE BAUBLE, AS WERE ALL THE OTHER FEMALES, DAUGHTERS, GRANDDAUGHTERS, AND ASSORTED PASSERSBY.

MARCUS, YOU ARE RIGHT, THE FEMALE OF THE SPECIES NEARLY ALWAYS REACTS TO SHINY, SPARKLY, ROCKS IN A POSITIVE MANNER.
YOUR DERMATOLOGIST PROBLEM IS LIKE ONE I HAD WITH AN EX-DOCTOR. HE SICCED A COLLECTION AGENCY ON ME AFTER HIS "SPECIAL NEEDS" NURSE SCREWED UP THE INSURANCE PAPER WORK AND THEY WOULDN'T PAY OFF. THAT'S HOW HE FINALLY BECAME MY EX-DOCTOR. I WAS RUNNING OUT OF PATIENCE WITH HIM ANYWAY, I USED TO CALL HIM DR DOLITTLE.

SPENT EASTER WITH BABY DAUGHTER AND WENT TO THE EASTER SERVICE AT ST. PAUL'S EPISCOPAL IN OKC. TRUMPETS, TIMPANI, AND MITERED BISHOP, BUT NO INCENSE THIS TIME. MAYBE THE EPA GOT AFTER THEM :-) I DO ENJOY THESE HIGH CHURCH SERVICES AND ALSO GOT TO SEE A WOMAN I USED TO WORK WITH AND HER FAMILY WHO GO THERE. SHE WAS ALWAYS ONE OF MY FAVORITE CO-WORKERS.

STOPPED BY #1 DAUGHTER'S ENROUTE HOME AND PICKED A REPLACEMENT BARNCAT. HOPE HE MAKES THE CUT, ABOUT HALF GROWN, A VERY AFFECTIONATE LITTLE GUY, HE MAY LOVE COMPANY TOO MUCH TO STAY IN THE BARN BY HIMSELF.

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Re: Friday Chat 03.25.16
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SUNNY AND COLD IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING.

WE'RE OFF TO OKLAHOMA TERRITORY TODAY FOR DARLING WIFE'S ANNUAL HS REUNION, THEN BACK TO OKC FOR EASTER WITH BABY DAUGHTER. LOOKS LIKE RAIN FOR EASTER, RATHER UNSATISFACTORY, THAT.

ANNIVERSARY TOMORROW, DID FIND A NICE LITTLE BAUBLE FOR HER, SO I'M IN THE CLEAR.


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Re: Optispark thoughts
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IF IT AIN'T BROKE, DON'T FIX IT. COST ME MUCHO DINERO TO LEARN THAT; I OFFER THE LESSON FOR FREE.

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Re: Thursday Chat 03.24.16
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HEY TEEBEE ARE THOSE BIG RANGE FIRES GETTING INTO YOUR AO OR ARE THEY EAST OF YOU?

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Re: Thursday Chat 03.24.16
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I LOVE IT!

AS TO THE DANGERS OF NAPPING, I'LL SLEEP ON IT :-)

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Re: Thursday Chat 03.24.16
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CLOUDY AND WINDY IN THE NATIONS ON MAUNDY THURSDAY, GOT ABOUT AN INCH OF RAIN LAST NIGHT. THE CHEROKEES ARE PLEASED WITH THAT. DRY OUT WEST, BIG RANGE FIRES IN THE TEXAS PANHANDLE, 50 THOUSAND ACRES BURNED THEY SAY.

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Re: Wednesday Chat 03.23.16
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SIMI-CLOUDY & BREEZY IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, SUPPOSED TO HIT 77 TODAY.

GOOD TO HEAR YOU'RE MAKING PROGRESS TOMMY, DON'T GET OVERLY AMBITIOUS DOING STUFF---

DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS TOOK PLACE, BUT I BET THE GUY LEARNED TO DRIVE IN TULSA :-0

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Re: Tiesday Chat 03.22.16
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THE GRIS FIRST LAW OF CONFLICT: YOU DON'T FIGHT FIRE WITH MARSHMALLOWS.

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Re: Tiesday Chat 03.22.16
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THE SUN IS SHINING ON THE CHEROKEES THIS MORNING, 55 AND A LITTLE BREEZY. THEY ARE PREDICTING 76 FOR THE HIGH. [EAT YOUR HEART OUT, BRAD :-)]

MAY BE A BAD DAY FOR RANGE FIRES AS THINGS HAVE DRIED OUT SOME. GOT TO GET LOOKING FOR AN ANNIVERSARY GIFT FOR DARLING WIFE AND I'M STUMPED.

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Re: Monday Chat 03.21.16
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SUNNY AND COLD IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, FROST IN THE LOWLANDS. IT WAS PLEASANT 'TILL THE WIND GOT UP NOW IT'S UNCOMFORTABLE OUTSIDE.

RATHER THAN GOING OUT FOR BREAKFAST I FORAGED IN THE ICE BOX. HAD TWO CHICKEN LEGS, A PIECE OF CORNBREAD & BUTTER, AND A SLICE OF APPLE PIE. UNORTHODOX, BUT QUITE TASTY :-)

Posted on: 2016/3/21 15:01
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Re: Sunday Chat 03.20.16
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I'M OFF TO IHOP FOR BREAKFAST, CHICKENFRIED STEAK AND EGGS.





Did you visit your favorite one-legged waitress?


NO, SHE'S ON VACATION. HER NO-LEGGED SISTER WAS FILLING IN, IMA BASKETCASE.

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Re: Sunday Chat 03.20.16
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Matt the floor is looking good.


FO' SHO', LOOKS GREAT. I LOVE HARDWOOD FLOORS; WE HAVE WOOD FLOORS EVERYWHERE EXCEPT THE MASTER BEDROOM. DARLING WIFE DEMANDED SOMETHING WARM & FUZZY TO PUT HER FEET ON IN THE MORNINGS. I OFFERED TO BUY HER A SMALL DOG TO SLEEP BESIDE THE BED BUT SHE DIDN'T GO FOR IT.

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Re: Sunday Chat 03.20.16
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SUNNY AND COLD IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, FROSTY IN THE LOWLANDS. THE CHEROKEES WILL DISREGARD THE FROST AS LONG AS THE SUN SHINES :-)

I'M OFF TO IHOP FOR BREAKFAST, CHICKENFRIED STEAK AND EGGS.

HERE'S YOUR SUNDAY SERMON ON THE WAGES OF SIN:

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Re: Sit in on a Sat.Chat 03.19.16
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OVERWEIGHT?


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Re: Sit in on a Sat.Chat 03.19.16
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SUNNY AND COLD IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. THE CHEROKEES ARE HAPPY TO SEE THE SUN.

DARLING WIFE OFF TO ARKANSAS FOR GRANNY DUTY, LEAVING ME UNSUPERVISED. I SHALL ENDEAVOR TO PERSEVERE.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRAD!

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Re: Friday Chat 03.18.16
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Going into the phone store is like getting beat with a 2x4 or going to the dentist when they ran out of novocain......I hate it.....hmmmm maybe Bill is on to something......./quote]

I GOT A NEW PHONE THE OTHER DAY, AT&T, THE SIMPLEST THEY HAD (IT STILL DOES LOTS OF CRAP I WILL NEVER USE) FOR $55.
THEY WERE GOING TO QUIT BROADCASTING TO THE OLD ONE. THE NEW ONE, LIKE THE OLD, WILL RESIDE, TURNED OFF, IN WHATEVER CAR I DRIVE IN CASE OF NEED TO CALL SOMEBODY, LIKE SAY AAA :-)

CLOUDY AND COOL IN THE NATIONS, MORE RAIN PENDING. THE CHEROKEES HOPE IT WON'T LAST LONG.

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Re: Luck of the Irish Thursday Chat 03.17.16
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I never did like green beer though......beer should be golden in color....


DON'T WORRY MARCUS, AFTER INTERNAL PROCESSING IT WILL COME OUT GOLDEN :-)

HAZY AND COOLER IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. THE CHEROKEES ARE WONDERING IF THIS ELECTION WILL EVER BE OVER. ARE WE HAVING A PERMANENT ELECTION TO GO WITH OUR PERMANENT POLITICAL CLASS?


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Re: Nice trailering option
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I SHOULD HAVE ONE OF THOSE. PEOPLE COME FROM ALL OVER TO WATCH ME BACK A TRAILER. EVERYBODY HAS LOTS OF LAUGHS AND THE MORE SHELTERED ONES HAVE A CHANCE TO LEARN NEW WORDS TO INCREASE THEIR VOCABULARY.

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Re: Wednesday Chat 03.16.16
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SUNNY, COOL, & CALM THIS MORNING. IT'S SPRING TIME IN THE NATIONS AND THE FLOWERING TREES AND BUSHES ARE BUDDING OUT, WITH THE DOGWOODS LAGGING BEHIND. THE CHEROKEES LOVE SPRING. TORNADOS, NOT SO MUCH---

Governments are ravenous for revenues to fund the promises that purchase votes. But the governed are resistant to taxes. So governments increasingly resort to arbitrary behavior that is difficult to distinguish from theft. GEORGE WILL

MILEAGE FEES FOR DRIVING ON THE HIGHWAYS WE PAID FOR IN THE FIRST PLACE?

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Re: Big Tuesday Chat.....3-8-16 / 03-15-16
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SUNNY,COOL,& CALM IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. THE CHEROKEES ARE PLEASED.

YESTERDAY THE SUN CAME OUT AND THE TOP WENT DOWN. GOT UP TO 80. TOOK DARLING WIFE TO TAHLEQUAH FOR SUPPER AT OUR FAVORITE ITALIAN PLACE. UNFORTUNATELY WE FORGOT THEY ARE CLOSED ON MONDAY. WE WERE CONFUSED BY THE SUNSHINE :-0

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Re: Monday Chat 03.14.16
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THAT GUY'S CRAZY! AIN'T IT GREAT?

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Re: Monday Chat 03.14.16
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THICK FOG LIES UPON THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, BUT THE SUN IS UP THERE SOMEWHERE THEY SAY. SUNNY AND 78 PREDICTED. THE CHEROKEES ARE ENCOURAGED.

NOTHING ON THE AGENDA TODAY BUT PAYING SOME BILLS AND THE WEEKLY AUTO ROTATION. AND NO, MATTHEW, THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BROKEN HELICOPTERS :-)

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Re: Sunday Chat 03.13.16
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That's a pretty nice set of antique woodworking tools...Yea, I would like that. You buying it for me Gris?


RIGHT! SOON AS I WIN THE LOTTERY. WHAT VINTAGE DO YOU THINK, 1890-1900 MAYBE? DID YOU NOTICE THE MASONIC CONFIGURATION?

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Re: Sunday Chat 03.13.16
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UWoman gets back from Seattle today......memo to self......get everything cleaned up before she gets here.........


BEST LEAVE IT A LITTLE MESSY OR SHE'LL THINK YOU HAD WOMAN IN THERE.

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Re: Sunday Chat 03.13.16
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HEY MATT, GOT ONE OF THESE? BE TB WOULD LIKE IT.


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Re: Sunday Chat 03.13.16
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The successfulness of an endeavor is all relative, huh Gris?


WELL, THERE ARE PRIMARY OBJECTIVES AND SECONDARY OBJECTIVES. ONE MUST NOT ALLOW THE LATTER TO PREJUDICE ATTAINMENT OF THE FORMER.

A Texas DPS Trooper pulled an 87 yr old woman over for speeding. As he looked at her drivers license he was surprised to notice that attached to it was a concealed weapon permit. Taken aback, he couldn't help but ask if she had a gun in her possession. She replied in her sweet voice that she indeed did have a 45 automatic in her glove compartment. The trooper then asked if she had any other weapons to which she replied that she also had a 9mm Glock in her center console. The shocked trooper asked if that was all & the little old lady held up her purse & replied, "Well, I do keep a 38 special in my purse." Finally the astonished trooper asked, "What are you afraid of? The dear lil old lady smiled & replied, "Not a damn thing."

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Re: Sunday Chat 03.13.16
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Good Morning CGs!
I personally think we should get rid of DST, it's a complete waste of resources and just makes people tired and crabby (moreso than usual).
Matthew


ONLY TOO TRUE---

FUNNY YOU SHOULD BRING UP "OF MICE AND MEN", THAT WAS ONE OF THE TRIUMPHS OF MY HIGHSCHOOL THESPIAN PERIOD. IT WAS ONE OF THE CLASSES I TOOK BECAUSE THERE WERE LOTS OF GOOD LOOKING GIRLS. TYPING WAS ANOTHER. I BARELY PASSED AND AM STILL A TWO-FINGER TYPIST, BUT IT WAS A SUCCESSFUL ENDEAVOR NON THE LESS :-)

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Re: Sunday Chat 03.13.16
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A BRIEF BUST OF SUNSHINE IS FADING AWAY BEFORE THE NEXT ROUND OF RAIN. GLOOM, DESPAIR, AND AGONY ON THE CHEROKEES.

BRAVECAT, OUR UNTIRING DEFENDER, HAS LEFT US A DEAD MOUSE ON THE DOORSTEP FOR OUR EDIFICATION. SHE IS NOW ON THE BATHROOM RUG, SLEEPING OFF THE EFFORT.

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Re: Saturday Chat 03.12.16
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NOT LENNIE, BOBBY.


Ok, you stumped me. Reference?


The best-laid schemes o' mice an' men
Gang aft agley,---
BOBBY BURNS

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Re: Saturday Chat 03.12.16
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I HAVE A LITTLE WIRE HOLDER MADE FOR BIRD FEEDER SUET THAT I FILL WITH MOTHBALLS AND PUT UNDER THE HOOD OF THE CARS I'M NOT CURRENTLY DRIVING. ON OCCASION I HAVE FORGOT TO TAKE IT OUT. WHEN THE ENGINE GETS HOT IT DRIVES OUT BOTH MICE AND MEN :-)


I didn't know you had a friend named Lennie.


NOT LENNIE, BOBBY.

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Re: Saturday Chat 03.12.16
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......uh oh.....this could be trouble....

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HAVE THESE PEOPLE FORGOTTEN ABOUT THUNDERSTORMS?

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Re: Saturday Chat 03.12.16
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I would be happy to send some of this sun shine and 70 degree days your way Gris just to get these farmers stopped.....now places are running out of Anhydrous Ammonia there has been such a run on it......we need some rain...


DAMN! WE DO NEED TO MAKE A TRADE.

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