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| TommyT-Bone | Retirement ... 5 Quick Steps | ||
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By now most have you have already saved your first two or three hundred thousand and realize how far away you are for the needed two million dollar goal. Not to worry. Check this out. Another tip I suggest is to have your wife work and support all the household functions and bills. Save your entire paycheck plus borrow money from friends and relatives with absolutely no intention of paying them back. Put all that in your IRA and savings as well. Cheat on your taxes, embezzle money from work and you may be well on your way to achieving your goal. Don't forget the untapped wealth of older mentally impaired family members. Perhaps a check (gift) made out in your name that you've slipped from their checkbook and had them sign. Need more tips? Buy my upcoming book.
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Posted on: 2010/10/15 11:19
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| BillH | Re: Retirement ... 5 Quick Steps | ||
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I got it covered, already have my new place picked out.
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Posted on: 2010/10/15 13:31
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| Ultraman | Re: Retirement ... 5 Quick Steps | ||
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Bill that cart looks like your garage did before you cleaned it. What about the Lottery? That's my plan
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Posted on: 2010/10/15 13:42
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| BillH | Re: Retirement ... 5 Quick Steps | ||
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My garage wasn't that clean.   I spend a considerable amount of money on the lottery each month - $16. |
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Posted on: 2010/10/15 13:59
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| Matatk | Re: Retirement ... 5 Quick Steps | ||
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Hey, we just won $15 on a $5 scratch off. Luckily it only took about 10 of those to get there so we must be ahead of the game! |
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Posted on: 2010/10/15 14:12
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| flyboy | Re: Retirement ... 5 Quick Steps | ||
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| BillH | Re: Retirement ... 5 Quick Steps | ||
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The definition of adhead of the game by the TV reporters: "What did you spend to win the $15." "I spent $5" "Wow, that's great!" The real story: "Luckily it only took about 10 of those to get there." One year I had to declair $18,500 to the Feds. Am I ahead of the game???    |
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Posted on: 2010/10/15 16:20
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: Retirement ... 5 Quick Steps | ||
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I'm retired and get my contributions daily.
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