This is a test for us 'older kids'!



01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, Who was that masked man? Invariably, someone would answer, I don't know, but he left this behind. What did he leave behind?________________.



02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. In early 1964, we all watched them on...
The ____ ___________ Show.



03. 'Get your kicks, __ _________ _______.'



04. 'The story you are about to see is true.
The names have been changed to ___________________.'



05. 'In the jungle, the mighty jungle, ________________.'



06. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and the Watusi, we 'danced' under a stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called the '_____________.'



07. Nestle's makes the very best . ' _______________.'



08. Satchmo was America 's 'Ambassador of Goodwill.' Our parents shared thisGreat jazz trumpet player with us.
His name was _________________.



09. What takes a licking and keeps on ticking? _______________.



10. Red Skeleton's hobo character was Named __________________ And Red always ended his television show by saying, 'Good Night, and '________ ________... '



11. Some Americans who protested the Vietnam War did so by burning their______________.



12. The cute little car with the engine in the back and the trunk in the front was called the VW. What other names did it go by? ____________ &_______________.



13. In 1971, singer Don MacLean sang a song about, 'the day the music died.' This was a tribute to? ___________________.



14. We can remember the first satellite placed into orbit. The Russians did
it. It was called ___________________.



15. One of the big fads of the late 50's and 60's was a large plastic ring that we twirled around our waist. It was called the __________ ______________.



16. Remember LS/MFT _____ _____ /_____ _____ _____



17. Hey Kids! What time is it?
It's _____ ______ _____!



18. Who knows what secrets lie in the hearts of men?
The _____ Knows!



19. There was a song that came out in the 60's that was "a grave yard smash".
It's name was the ______ ______!



20. Alka Seltzer used a "boy with a tablet on his head" as it's Logo/Representative.
What was the boy's name? ________ ?




>ANSWERS:
01.The Lone Ranger left behind a silver bullet.
02. The Ed Sullivan Show
03. On Route 66
04.To protect the innocent.
05.The Lion Sleeps Tonight
06. The limbo
07. Chocolate
08. Louis Armstrong
09. The Timex watch
10. Freddy, The Freeloader and... 'Good Night and God Bless.'
11. Draft cards (Bras were also burned. Not flags, as some have guessed)
12. Beetle or Bug
13. Buddy Holly
14. Sputnik
15. Hoola-hoop
16. Lucky Strike/Means Fine Tobacco
17. Howdy Doody Time
18. Shadow
19.Monster Mash
20. Speedy

Couldn't remember "speedy".

The only ones I couldn't think of was Speedy and Freddy the Freeloader.....I can't remember what I ate yesterday for lunch but I remember all those things....

Suddenly I feel old. I got all 20 of them.

I actually got most of them.

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That's because you're old before your time.

Eye test for dirty old men

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Are You a Guy?

Take This Scientific Quiz to Determine Your Guyness Quotient

1. Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the Earth, and you are the first human they encounter. As a token of intergalactic friendship, they present you with a small but incredibly sophisticated device that is capable of curing all disease, providing an infinite supply of clean energy, wiping out hunger and poverty, and permanently eliminating oppression and violence all over the entire Earth.

You decide to:

a. Present it to the president of the United States.
b. Present it to the secretary general of the United Nations.
c. Take it apart.

2. As you grow older, what lost quality of your youthful life do you miss the most?

a. Innocence.
b. Idealism.
c. Cherry bombs.

3. When is it okay to kiss another male?

a. When you wish to display simple and pure affection without regard for narrow-minded social conventions.
b. When he is the pope. (Not on the lips.)
c. When he is your brother and you are Al Pacino and this is the only really sportsmanlike way to let him know that, for business reasons, you have to have him killed.

4. What about hugging another male?

a. If he's your father and at least one of you has a fatal disease.
b. If you're performing the Heimlich maneuver. (And even in this case, you should repeatedly shout: "I am just dislodging food trapped in male's trachea! I am not in any way aroused!")
c. If you're a professional baseball player and a teammate hits a home run to win the World Series, you may hug him provided that:

a. He is legally within the basepath,
b. Both of you are wearing protective cups, and c. You also pound him fraternally with your fist hard enough to cause fractures.

5. Complete this sentence: A funeral is a good time to...

a. ...remember the deceased and console his loved ones.
b. ...reflect upon the fleeting transience of earthly life.
c. ...tell the joke about the guy who has Alzheimer's disease and cancer.

6. In your opinion, the ideal pet is:

a. A cat.
b. A dog.
c. A dog that eats cats.

7. You have been seeing a woman for several years. She's attractive and intelligent, and you always enjoy being with her. One leisurely Sunday afternoon the two of you are taking it easy -- you're watching a football game; she's reading the papers -- when she suddenly, out of the clear blue sky, tells you that she thinks she really loves you, but she can no longer bear the uncertainty of not knowing where your relationship is going. She says she's not asking whether you want to get married; only whether you believe that you have some kind of future together. What do you say?

a. That you sincerely believe the two of you do have a future, but you don't want to rush it.
b. That although you also have strong feelings for her, you cannot honestly say that you'll be ready anytime soon to make a lasting commitment, and you don't want to hurt her by holding out false hope.
c. That you cannot believe the Jets called a draw play on third and seventeen.

8. Okay, so you have decided that you truly love a woman and you want to spend the rest of your life with her -- sharing the joys and the sorrows, the triumphs and the tragedies, and all the adventures and opportunities that the world has to offer, come what may. How do you tell her?

a. You take her to a nice restaurant and tell her after dinner.
b. You take her for a walk on a moonlit beach, and you say her name, and when she turns to you, with the sea breeze blowing her hair and the stars in her eyes, you tell her.
c. Tell her what?

9. One weekday morning your wife wakes up feeling ill and asks you to get your three children ready for school. Your first question to her is:

a. "Do they need to eat or anything?"
b. "They're in school already?"
c. "There are three of them?"

10. When is it okay to throw away a set of veteran underwear?

a. When it has turned the color of a dead whale and developed new holes so large that you're not sure which ones were originally intended for your legs.
b. When it is down to eight loosely connected underwear molecules and has to be handled with tweezers.
c. It is never okay to throw away veteran underwear. A real guy checks the garbage regularly in case somebody -- and we are not naming names, but this would be his wife -- is quietly trying to discard his underwear, which she is frankly jealous of, because the guy seems to have a more intimate relationship with it than with her.

11. What, in your opinion, is the most reasonable explanation for the fact that Moses led the Israelites all over the place for forty years before they finally got to the Promised Land?

a. He was being tested.
b. He wanted them to really appreciate the Promised Land when they finally got there.
c. He refused to ask directions.

12. What is the human race's single greatest achievement?

a. Democracy.
b. Religion.
c. Remote control.

How to Score: Give yourself one point for every time you picked answer "c." A real guy would score at least 10 on this test. In fact, a real guy would score at least 15, because he would get the special five-point bonus for knowing the joke about the guy who has Alzheimer's disease and cancer.

This thread should obviously be taken in bits and pieces.


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hmm #16. i thought it stood for-loose strap means floppy teet

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I guess you're just wearing off on me.

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A guy goes to the doctor. The doctor pokes and prods him, and then leaves the room. When he comes back, his face is grave. "Well?", the guy inquires.
The doctor responds, "Well, I have bad news and worse news."
The guy says, "Let's hear the worse news first."
The doctor says, "I'm sorry to say that you have cancer."
The guy shakes his head, and says, "Wow...what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is that you have Alzheimer's disease."
The guy says, "Ahh...well, at least I don't have cancer."

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THAT WOULD BE MY DOG SPECK, 3/4 POINTER-1/4 GERMAN SHORTHAIR. HE WAS A SECOND RATE BIRD DOG BUT A WORLD CLASS CAT KILLER.

I only missed one...