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NC Kid So I went to get some food
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and when I go to chickfila, there is this blonde that works there and she is WOOF!:D She always flirts with me when we see each other. I asked her out a little while ago when I went up there. I got rejected. She said that she likes bad boys and that she likes me as a friend. You guys that are married are lucky. Ya got a chick forever. Guess I better let my hair grow out, wear tight hole filled jeans, and be a bully to all the younger kids. Go figure...
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Just because there is a woman around all the time, doesn't mean you're getting any. Marriage is the death of sex. Don't get married until you're...

Well, maybe just don't get married.

Oh, and here's hoping your "tight hole" stays empty!
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Just because there is a woman around all the time, doesn't mean you're getting any. Marriage is the death of sex. Don't get married until you're...

Well, maybe just don't get married.


I knew someone was going to say that! I wasn't inferring about :D....with her....I just like her looks and personality. Ima angel! I was going more for some advice on how to get with her without being a pot smoking bully.
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Just because there is a woman around all the time, doesn't mean you're getting any. Marriage is the death of sex. Don't get married until you're...

Well, maybe just don't get married.

Oh, and here's hoping your "tight hole" stays empty!


Nothing is getting stuck up me. Blah!
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Just be your charming self. If she isn't interested in that, then you WOULD have to become somebody else. That's too much work just to, well... You know.
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You guys that are married are lucky. Ya got a chick forever.




You better think that one over a little bit. Forver is a VERY LONG time when you are with one person!!

However, I will say that I'm pretty happy with mine. Marriage certainly can be trying and in my book there is really no getting out. I made a promise to her and myself.

Just don't get hard up and latch on to the first one that gives it to you with regularity.

Good Luck, be happy and it will pin your ass down sooner or later.
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Just because there is a woman around all the time, doesn't mean you're getting any. Marriage is the death of sex. Don't get married until you're...

Well, maybe just don't get married.

Oh, and here's hoping your "tight hole" stays empty!


Words of wisdom there, NC kid.
I will never. EVER. positively. Get married. one woman?


ps. Watch that hole, too!
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Just because there is a woman around all the time, doesn't mean you're getting any. Marriage is the death of sex. Don't get married until you're...

Well, maybe just don't get married.

Oh, and here's hoping your "tight hole" stays empty!


Words of wisdom there, NC kid.
I will never. EVER. positively. Get married. one woman?


ps. Watch that hole, too!


Well judging from the way you and CSS talk about it, I figure you guys must have had it done by a chick. CSS's wife is into that freaky stuff. lol.
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My wife is not into anything. Especially me.

Just be young, and have fun. Don't be in too much of a hurry to get somewhere you ain't. It will all happen in time.
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Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?

They call it "settling down" for a reason. It's the opposite of movin' on up.


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Main Entry: set·tle
Pronunciation: \ˈse-təl\
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): set·tled; set·tling \ˈset-liŋ, ˈse-təl-iŋ\
Etymology: Middle English, to seat, bring to rest, come to rest, from Old English setlan, from setl seat
Date: 1515
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2a: to sink gradually or to the bottom b: to become clear by the deposit of sediment or scum c: to become compact by sinking
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How long have you been a motivational speaker, CC?
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OK so you got turned down. A day or so from now go back and have conversation with her again. Just cause she turned you down once, doesn't mean she won't say yes later on.
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Look at the bright side. You get someone to pick up and wash your dirty skivvies!
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Matatk Re: So I went to get some food
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You guys that are married are lucky. Ya got a chick forever.


HA!

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My wife is not into anything. Especially me.


HA!


I got two laughs in the same post!!!

Actually, it's normal for young girls not to like normal (I use that word loosely) guys in their own age bracket. They either go for older guys who will use them, or dirtbag guys who will use them. Been going on since the beginning of time. They come around eventually, but that doesn't get you a date for Friday night.

My advice - meet a girl at a laundromat. Then you know at two things about her: She's got at least $8.00 to her name and she knows how to do laundry. You're a winner either way.

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My advice - meet a girl at a laundromat. Then you know at two things about her: She's got at least $8.00 to her name and she knows how to do laundry. You're a winner either way.

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I like to hang out there and sell them on using my washer and dryer at home for free.
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Notorious has an uncle or a cousin or a hand puppet or something that will basically take anything he can get. I know others who feel the same way. You're to young for getting serious so just go get.
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My wife is not into anything. Especially me.

Just be young, and have fun. Don't be in too much of a hurry to get somewhere you ain't. It will all happen in time.



Or maybe it won't. For a good marriage and/or serious relationship all you have to do is sacrifice a little freedom. Well....... a lot of freedom, and acceptance of the fact that you are always wrong. Learn this phrase. Yes dear. Or this one; OK honey.
Some men will say this is bull. That you have to stand up to a woman. Those are the ones that share 50% to 75% of everything they will ever make income wise, at the discretion of the judge of course.
To be free, some might say that's a bargain.
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NC Kid Re: So I went to get some food
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How can I be to young. Nobody knows how old I am. I am an adult!
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How can I be to young. Nobody knows how old I am. I am an adult!


Of course you are.
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Of course you are.


Im 30. :D
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How can I be to young. Nobody knows how old I am. I am an adult!


Here you are. Now go play in your room.

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How can I be to young. Nobody knows how old I am. I am an adult!


Here you are. Now go play in your room.

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I don't color.
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What would Grumpy do?

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Im 30. :D


OK - You have another two years at least. I didn't get married until I was 32, but that was still wayyyy to young!
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30!?!?

No way in hell.
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Haha. CSS figured it out. Im 20. :D
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