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Men are just simply happier people, and here is why...
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car Mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all of your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier! |
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Posted on: 2006/7/26 5:18
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: Why men are Happier... | ||
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Posted on: 2008/11/28 17:56
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| BrianCunningham | Re: Why men are Happier... | ||
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LOL
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Posted on: 2008/11/28 18:39
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| pianoguy | Re: Why men are Happier... | ||
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Har!
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Posted on: 2008/11/28 19:01
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1996 LT4 �Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.�- Jack Handey |
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| Schrade | Re: Why men are Happier... | ||
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uh HUH.
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Posted on: 2008/11/28 19:58
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| bobges | Re: Why men are Happier... | ||
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Glad to be a man
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Posted on: 2008/11/28 22:03
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| vetteblondie | Re: Why men are Happier... | ||
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The one about the garage being 'all his' does not apply at my house
and the one about wearing shorts in public frankly frightens me some  |
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Posted on: 2008/11/28 23:35
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The answer to any question that begins with "Am I the only one who..." is always "no". �Ugol's Law Yes, I'm a bitch... just not YOURS. 
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| RRHVette | Re: Why men are Happier... | ||
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There ya have it......And I thought it was just me...... :smilebox:
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Posted on: 2008/11/29 0:54
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