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TommyT-Bone	Friday Chat 10.22.10	#1
Chair-man of the bored Homestead USA 33764 Posts Member since: 2007/12/10 0:00	Good morning all. Sometimes we all like to gang up on the ladies around here. We have to remember we wouldn't be here unless there was a woman that wanted us. A woman to care for us, to nurture us. Without women, how could we have HCF? Very Short Story Man driving down road. Woman driving up same road. They meet each other. The woman yells out the window, PIG! Man yells out window, BITCH! Man rounds next curve. Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies... Thought For The Day: If men would just listen....
	Posted on: 2010/10/22 11:15

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pianoguy	Re: Friday Chat 10.22.10	#2
Guru Emeritus Apple Valley, MN 14762 Posts Member since: 2007/12/29 0:00	Har! Last workday for a week, heading up to northern MN tomorrow to freeze my tuches off. I saw "snow shower" in the forecast for late next week. Should be a good time with friends anyway. Enjoy your Friday, gurus!
	Posted on: 2010/10/22 12:00
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Vetron87	Re: Friday Chat 10.22.10	#3
Elite Guru Granger, Indiana 1988 Posts Member since: 2009/8/9 1:43	Good Morning Guru's Cool 28 degrees and partly sunny. To do list tonight after school: Flush cooling system on the 89 4x4 Change oil/filter...take a 20 minute power nap while under truck Rebuild rear wheel cylinders/new brakes and drums for the back Flush brake system/bleed Stare at vette wishing I was in California and not facing winter Watch Collie poop in neighbors yard. Tonight is pizza night So far everything is normal in school this morning, kids are behaving better when its cold outside. If they bitch about the shop being cold I whip the overhead door open and let the 28 degree weather hit em. Then explain the word for the day "perception" of cold.
	Posted on: 2010/10/22 12:15
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TommyT-Bone	Re: Friday Chat 10.22.10	#4
Chair-man of the bored Homestead USA 33764 Posts Member since: 2007/12/10 0:00	In Florida it rarely gets really cold. Floridians are "freezing" when it dips into the 40's. We do get some 30s and 20's up in northern Florida. Perception of cold. LOL. I remember as a kid when you'd be freezing in the 20's and 30's. Then it would drop to single digits with wind chills in the minus teens. Afterward 30's felt like a warm summer day. You could go out in 30 degree weather with just a sweater. You could almost lie out for a tan if the sun was shining.
	Posted on: 2010/10/22 12:29

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Vetron87	Re: Friday Chat 10.22.10	#5
Elite Guru Granger, Indiana 1988 Posts Member since: 2009/8/9 1:43	Quote: TommyT-Bone wrote: In Florida it rarely gets really cold. Floridians are "freezing" when it dips into the 40's. We do get some 30s and 20's up in northern Florida. Perception of cold. LOL. I remember as a kid when you'd be freezing in the 20's and 30's. Then it would drop to single digits with wind chills in the minus teens. Afterward 30's felt like a warm summer day. You could go out in 30 degree weather with just a sweater. You could almost lie out for a tan if the sun was shining. Exactly.. a couple of -20 days 20 above feels like spring!
	Posted on: 2010/10/22 12:35
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BillH	Re: Friday Chat 10.22.10	#6
The Stig Moderator Reno 22702 Posts Member since: 2007/12/25 0:00	What we do out here when it snows. Attach file: 4603821407_15269968b9.jpg (0.00 KB)
	Posted on: 2010/10/22 12:46
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flyboy	Re: Friday Chat 10.22.10	#7
Elite Guru Westmont, Il. 2632 Posts Member since: 2008/9/28 12:47	Howdy Started a new muzzleloading rifle project. Better half wants a bedroom rehabbed, like now. It's been that way for 30+ years. What's the rush? Couple more months won't hurt.
	Posted on: 2010/10/22 12:48
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TommyT-Bone	Re: Friday Chat 10.22.10	#8
Chair-man of the bored Homestead USA 33764 Posts Member since: 2007/12/10 0:00	Those look like the same girls as last season. forecast http://www.wsvn.com/weather/
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BillH	Re: Friday Chat 10.22.10	#9
The Stig Moderator Reno 22702 Posts Member since: 2007/12/25 0:00	Quote: pianoguy wrote: I saw "snow shower" in the forecast for late next week. Here too, only here they forecast "snow level". Mid week we're supposed to see the level drop to 5,000 ft. on one day. But, my house is above 5,000.
	Posted on: 2010/10/22 12:50
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BillH	Re: Friday Chat 10.22.10	#10
The Stig Moderator Reno 22702 Posts Member since: 2007/12/25 0:00	Quote: TommyT-Bone wrote: Those look like the same girls as last season. Yea, they just won't get off of my deck.
	Posted on: 2010/10/22 12:52
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Vetron87	Re: Friday Chat 10.22.10	#11
Elite Guru Granger, Indiana 1988 Posts Member since: 2009/8/9 1:43	Quote: BillH wrote: Quote: TommyT-Bone wrote: Those look like the same girls as last season. Yea, they just won't get off of my deck. Damn guys smiling and Lmao at the same time! students are giving me strange looks. happens everyday about this time.
	Posted on: 2010/10/22 12:56
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BillH	Re: Friday Chat 10.22.10	#12
The Stig Moderator Reno 22702 Posts Member since: 2007/12/25 0:00	I hired a guy to run my snowblower, too. Attach file: imagesCA81VP9X.jpg (0.00 KB)
	Posted on: 2010/10/22 13:02
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Matatk	Re: Friday Chat 10.22.10	#13
Webmaster SW Chicago Burbs 22805 Posts Member since: 2008/1/7 0:00	Quote: BillH wrote: Quote: TommyT-Bone wrote: Those look like the same girls as last season. Yea, they just won't get off of my deck. Did you say deck or....wait a second...
	Posted on: 2010/10/22 13:05
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Matatk	Re: Friday Chat 10.22.10	#14
Webmaster SW Chicago Burbs 22805 Posts Member since: 2008/1/7 0:00	Quote: Vetron87 wrote: Then explain the word for the day "perception" of cold. I think I can imagine that conversation: Ron: "So does anyone know what perception means?" 9th Grade Student: "Yeah, that's what happened to my baby momma when I ain't used no rubber" :binky:
	Posted on: 2010/10/22 13:07
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Matatk	Re: Friday Chat 10.22.10	#15
Webmaster SW Chicago Burbs 22805 Posts Member since: 2008/1/7 0:00	Good Morning CGs! OK, Tommy, your first post reminded me of a joke....this is actually a true story, names have been changed to protect the innocent. I happened to be at a house where a couple was getting divorced...not on such good terms. Dude was moving out, his wife and their mutual friend was there. Husband and wife passed each other in the hallway while moving boxes, gave each other the stink eye. All of a sudden the friend says to the wife, "Oh my God, you just had hallway sex" - Neither of us understood so she explained "You passed by each other in the hallway - you looked at him and thought "fuck you" and he looked at you and thought "fuck you, too"! Car is still laid up in the garage. I have to go back to AZ (the store, not the state ) to get the ICM retested and grab a new tool. My wife is already fed up with the car...she said to me "why don't you just sell it.....and not replace it"! She was serious, too! Makes me want to go out and buy another one that doesn't run!!!! Maybe I need some of these to make up for it: Hope everyone has a great day! Matthew
	Posted on: 2010/10/22 13:13
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Vetron87	Re: Friday Chat 10.22.10	#16
Elite Guru Granger, Indiana 1988 Posts Member since: 2009/8/9 1:43	Quote: BillH wrote: I hired a guy to run my snowblower, too. Major shrinkage! Thats disgusting Bill! LMAO
	Posted on: 2010/10/22 13:18
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biggrizzly	Re: Friday Chat 10.22.10	#17
2011 Memorial Day Car Show Winner! Chesapeake Beach, Maryland 4543 Posts Member since: 2006/4/23 0:00	Good Morning Everyone Matt - I can sympathize with you! I have the same comments about mine. My solution, buy another one. BTW - Dealership friend called last night. They got a 2006 Z51 coupe in on trade Wednesday. High mileage (50k) but nice clean car. For me $26k I could do that one too. Too many choices. Have a great day.
	Posted on: 2010/10/22 13:30
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Matatk	Re: Friday Chat 10.22.10	#18
Webmaster SW Chicago Burbs 22805 Posts Member since: 2008/1/7 0:00	Edit...
	Posted on: 2010/10/22 13:59
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Vetron87	Re: Friday Chat 10.22.10	#19
Elite Guru Granger, Indiana 1988 Posts Member since: 2009/8/9 1:43	Note to self: never read Matthews jokes before engaging in a conversation with state observers in the hallway. To difficult to explain my action to visitor with a dot in the middle of forehead. Note to self: Blow nose before reading any of Matts Jokes or comments, difficult to remove snot from nearby student without him knowing it!!!
	Posted on: 2010/10/22 14:11
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Matatk	Re: Friday Chat 10.22.10	#20
Webmaster SW Chicago Burbs 22805 Posts Member since: 2008/1/7 0:00	Quote: Vetron87 wrote: Note to self: never read Matthews jokes before engaging in a conversation with state observers in the hallway. To difficult to explain my action to visitor with a dot in the middle of forehead. Note to self: Blow nose before reading any of Matts Jokes or comments, difficult to remove snot from nearby student without him knowing it!!! You must have missed my post about your student conversation then...scroll up....now every time you explain something to a student, you will think of that.... Matthew
	Posted on: 2010/10/22 14:33
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BillH	Re: Friday Chat 10.22.10	#21
The Stig Moderator Reno 22702 Posts Member since: 2007/12/25 0:00	Quote: Vetron87 wrote: difficult to remove snot from nearby student without him knowing it!!! I thought most of your students were snots.
	Posted on: 2010/10/22 14:50
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Vetron87	Re: Friday Chat 10.22.10	#22
Elite Guru Granger, Indiana 1988 Posts Member since: 2009/8/9 1:43	Quote: Matatk wrote: Quote: Vetron87 wrote: Then explain the word for the day "perception" of cold. I think I can imagine that conversation: Ron: "So does anyone know what perception means?" 9th Grade Student: "Yeah, that's what happened to my baby momma when I ain't used no rubber" :binky: Matt if we were teaching in the same school we would be fired within minutes. LMAO again. Where do you find this stuff?
	Posted on: 2010/10/22 14:54
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Matatk	Re: Friday Chat 10.22.10	#23
Webmaster SW Chicago Burbs 22805 Posts Member since: 2008/1/7 0:00	Quote: Vetron87 wrote: Matt if we were teaching in the same school we would be fired within minutes. LMAO again. Where do you find this stuff? It's Tommy's fault. I learned by watching him.
	Posted on: 2010/10/22 15:16
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teebee	Re: Friday Chat 10.22.10	#24
2014 Memorial Day Car Show Winner! Lakin, Kansas 67860 12371 Posts Member since: 2005/9/16 0:00	You guys have me in stitches this morning.....We have a game here tonight, we're going to lose...no doubt about that, but we are having a competition with the other town, supporting Cancer research. We're wearing pink today, had special shirts made, so lots of pink today. I work the game tonight so it will be interesting to see how much pink will be in the two sets of bleachers. My morning started out not so good. I grabbed my shoes to put them on and immediately that hand's thumb felt like I got jabbed by a hot needle. Dropped the shoes and turned on the light and find I've been stung by a wasp. Wife says "I saw a wasp flying around in here yesterday." "Well he found a place to spend the night." So I've had ice on my thumb. It will go a while and be OK, then all the sudden it aches like heck and I can't pick up a pencil. Right now it's OK but I'm sure it will be back. Don, that sounds like a decent deal! Matt, I hope you get the car fixed soon. Ron, I know what you mean, if they bitch open up the doors, then listen to them bitch. Hope everyone has a great Friday.
	Posted on: 2010/10/22 15:35
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Vetron87	Re: Friday Chat 10.22.10	#25
Elite Guru Granger, Indiana 1988 Posts Member since: 2009/8/9 1:43	Quote: Matatk wrote: Quote: Vetron87 wrote: Matt if we were teaching in the same school we would be fired within minutes. LMAO again. Where do you find this stuff? It's Tommy's fault. I learned by watching him. Yea what Matt said! Its Tommys fault!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	Posted on: 2010/10/22 16:55
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Vetron87	Re: Friday Chat 10.22.10	#26
Elite Guru Granger, Indiana 1988 Posts Member since: 2009/8/9 1:43	Question of the day for students. What event occurred September 11, 2001 that changed America forever? Answers for real President Obama was born. My Daddy went to prison. Faulty brakes on Toyotas I was 7 couldn't read yet. Walmart was started Germans bombed Yankee Stadium Whats America? Wow!!!
	Posted on: 2010/10/22 17:05
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Vetron87	Re: Friday Chat 10.22.10	#27
Elite Guru Granger, Indiana 1988 Posts Member since: 2009/8/9 1:43	That did not come out of my wood shop!! However, on a vocab quiz on Wood Shop Terms 2 week ago: 2 students thought a rabbet was a bunny A dado was a song from the sixties Joint was legalized A conifer was there for her protection from STD's Hardwood was something you got during a dream. Not bad! out of 110 students only 4 had these kinds of answers.
	Posted on: 2010/10/22 17:13
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Vetron87	Re: Friday Chat 10.22.10	#28
Elite Guru Granger, Indiana 1988 Posts Member since: 2009/8/9 1:43	Welding students are not required to take question of the day crap. Catching themselves on fire is their number one challenge.
	Posted on: 2010/10/22 17:18
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TommyT-Bone	Re: Friday Chat 10.22.10	#29
Chair-man of the bored Homestead USA 33764 Posts Member since: 2007/12/10 0:00	The kid calls that a stash?
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Matatk	Re: Friday Chat 10.22.10	#30
Webmaster SW Chicago Burbs 22805 Posts Member since: 2008/1/7 0:00	Quote: teebee wrote: ...supporting Cancer research. We're wearing pink today, had special shirts made, so lots of pink today. I had a special shirt made, too. See below. Hope the wasp sting clears up - by the way, does yourthumb look like this? Attach file: breast cancer shirt.gif (0.00 KB)
	Posted on: 2010/10/22 18:10
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Vetron87	Re: Friday Chat 10.22.10	#31
Elite Guru Granger, Indiana 1988 Posts Member since: 2009/8/9 1:43	Matt I thought for a moment that your compassionate side was coming through until I read what was underneathe the ribbon. Yep we would have been fired in seconds!
	Posted on: 2010/10/22 18:18
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Matatk	Re: Friday Chat 10.22.10	#32
Webmaster SW Chicago Burbs 22805 Posts Member since: 2008/1/7 0:00	Quote: Vetron87 wrote: Matt I thought for a moment that your compassionate side was coming through until I read what was underneathe the ribbon. Yep we would have been fired in seconds! I found that on a website earlier and couldn't stop laughing. If you want to read some really, really bad t-shirts, go to www.tshirthell.com Matthew
	Posted on: 2010/10/22 19:02
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