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vetteblondie CraIg's List Funny... only in Arkansas...
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Next town over from me, to be exact...


Mother need to sell s10 PLEASE read !!! - $600 (Paragould Jonesboro )
Date: 2012-02-29, 12:40AM CST

Hello I'm a 20 year old mother
I am selling black s10 stick shift it's good working drivable
I need to get the money by 1 pm
Need it really bad personal reason
You can come look at it
It just needs a new battery
Half of the motor is n the back of the truck
But husband was ganna put it back together today
But something personal happened to him so. He can't now
We just put a new gas head in call orbtext 1.8.7.0.3.3.5.7.1.0.2
Year is : 1994
Needs new interior if your picky
But call or text me ASAP : 1.8.7.0.3.3.5.7.1.0.2
I'm using the 600$ to bail him out of jail because
Be needs to get a new job and myself and y family
Can't live with out food and money we got bills to pay
And mouths to Feed and just if your wondering it's nothing serious
Just non payment of fines lol
Posted on: 2012/3/1 5:00
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istter1 Re: CraIg's List Funny... only in Arkansas...
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That is funny

Posted on: 2012/3/1 5:37
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TommyT-Bone Re: CraIg's List Funny... only in Arkansas...
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That is funny



It would be if it wasn't true.

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Posted on: 2012/3/1 12:32
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Durango_Boy Re: CraIg's List Funny... only in Arkansas...
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I'm guessing she doesn't work, he's now in jail, since neither were employed or paying bills. I bet there are two kids, one of which is very young.

I know these people very well. Most of my 60 employees from Rural Missouri were all like this...almost exactly.
Posted on: 2012/3/1 13:07
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Matatk Re: CraIg's List Funny... only in Arkansas...
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Well, Letty, you were looking for a man. He sounds like a real catch. Maybe you can bypass the truck purchase and just bail him out directly?
Posted on: 2012/3/1 13:26
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BillH Re: CraIg's List Funny... only in Arkansas...
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Well, Letty, you were looking for a man. He sounds like a real catch. Maybe you can bypass the truck purchase and just bail him out directly?




Damn, Matt.

I don't think he'd do that house cleaning, Letty.

He'd probably chase you around tryin' to get that Sam Adams outa your hand.
Posted on: 2012/3/1 14:35
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vetteblondie Re: CraIg's List Funny... only in Arkansas...
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Well, Letty, you were looking for a man. He sounds like a real catch. Maybe you can bypass the truck purchase and just bail him out directly?




Damn, Matt.

I don't think he'd do that house cleaning, Letty.

He'd probably chase you around tryin' to get that Sam Adams outa your hand.




He ain't gettin' my beer!
Posted on: 2012/3/1 15:16
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Ultraman Re: CraIg's List Funny... only in Arkansas...
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Geez Tommy......where did you get our wedding pics.......?
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BillH Re: CraIg's List Funny... only in Arkansas...
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BTW, Letty - "Only in Arkansas" does not apply,

I'd list the other states where this is possible,

But I don't want to write down all 50 of em.
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teebee Re: CraIg's List Funny... only in Arkansas...
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That could have been here!
Posted on: 2012/3/2 1:04
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