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| BillH | Guru Elections | ||
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It's time to move on to bigger and better Guruberment (after all it works so well in Washington).
I therefore place the name Mr. Tom T-Bone up for nomination as The Chair-man of the Guru. Please cast your vote by no later than 3:00 a.m. today.
When this illustrious gentleman wins the election, you should refrain from addressing him as: Tom, Tommy, Mr.Casey , T-Boner or Madam Chairman The correct way address him shall be: Mr. Chairman, Mr Chair-Man or Mr. Chair
Monikers that have been used to address him in the past that would be acceptable: Douche, Sumbitch, Poindexter and Headless (please use your discretion).
No pointless Washington campaigning will be tolerated. However, large campaign contributions will be greatfully accepted. Please send your tax deductable (cash only) donations to: The Chrystal Guru - c/o The Reverand Stig
Thank You For Your Support
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Posted on: 2013/1/10 23:19
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| Ultraman | Re: Guru Elections | ||
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Well he seems to be an equal opportunity chair person by the variety of chairs he owns....but I hope he isn't too liberal in that he would mix like a folding chair with a lawn chair....you know don't ask don't tell stuff, it's just not right.....he does drink my kind of beer soooo....I guess I will vote for him....
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Posted on: 2013/1/10 23:37
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| 1Fast04Vert | Re: Guru Elections | ||
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Tommy, what are you paying for votes? I can accept most major credit cards, but cash prefered.
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Posted on: 2013/1/10 23:38
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| bogus | Re: Guru Elections | ||
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I am more curious as to where my cut is.
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Posted on: 2013/1/10 23:55
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| BillH | Re: Guru Elections | ||
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Damn Lobbyists ...... always have their hand out.
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Posted on: 2013/1/11 0:01
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| BillH | Re: Guru Elections | ||
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I sincerely doubt that would happen, but how those types like to party. |
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Posted on: 2013/1/11 0:02
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| BillH | Re: Guru Elections | ||
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You can be sure your donations will be used for good causes such as----building up the Chair-Man's collection.
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Posted on: 2013/1/11 0:08
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| bogus | Re: Guru Elections | ||
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lobbyists my ass... this is my fiefdom... tributes, I say! |
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Posted on: 2013/1/11 0:16
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| BillH | Re: Guru Elections | ||
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Contrubutions to the Chrystal Guru Election Fund have been forwarded to Mr. Chair, pleas see him for your entitlement.  |
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Posted on: 2013/1/11 0:21
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| BillH | Re: Guru Elections | ||
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Interesting side note: A man named Tom actually invented....everyone's favorite chair.
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Posted on: 2013/1/11 0:22
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| bogus | Re: Guru Elections | ||
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I get the distinct feeling a coup is in the offing... the grand imperial pooh-bah should not need to go hunting for his tribute. |
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Posted on: 2013/1/11 1:17
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| BillH | Re: Guru Elections | ||
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Hell, I'm just scared about the repercussions from this thread.  |
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Posted on: 2013/1/11 1:23
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| teebee | Re: Guru Elections | ||
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Going to be hard to change what I call him.......
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Posted on: 2013/1/11 1:35
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| Matatk | Re: Guru Elections | ||
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Taken care of.
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Posted on: 2013/1/11 4:06
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| bogus | Re: Guru Elections | ||
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hey, start forwarding the cash and no one knows nothing... |
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Posted on: 2013/1/11 4:50
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: Guru Elections | ||
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I would like to thank all that responded. If nominatied I will not run. If elected I will not serve. However, I will accept contributions to the chair .... I mean ... campaign fund. And certainly..... I need more seat time. Thank you .... Thank you very much. |
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Posted on: 2013/1/11 4:53
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: Guru Elections | ||
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Geez ... Play a few little games and look what happens ..... |
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: Guru Elections | ||
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Andy .... Here's your cut .... Attach file: 50 50 split.jpg (67.47 KB) |
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Posted on: 2013/1/11 4:56
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: Guru Elections | ||
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<<<<<<<<<<<<<<--------------- HHhmmmpphh, I just noticed the title change. To the best of my knowledge there are only a few people capable of such editing rights. I want it to be known that I am not only The CHAIRman but I'm The Chair-Man of the bored ....... |
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Posted on: 2013/1/11 5:09
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| bogus | Re: Guru Elections | ||
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and I didn't do it... so the number of folks capable, or with any remote desire, has been reduced to, well, one.
As for my cut. I will take it. The economy sucks all over, and well, I am not below accepting graft for no other reason than it is being offered. So there. |
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Posted on: 2013/1/11 7:26
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| Ultraman | Re: Guru Elections | ||
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....and you could use the money to spend on your car.... Maybe Mr. Chair-man will share some pork with you he has some of that also as I recall...... |
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Posted on: 2013/1/11 13:04
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| Matatk | Re: Guru Elections | ||
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Posted on: 2013/1/11 13:57
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| BillH | Re: Guru Elections | ||
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Geeze,
The Pooh-bah gets cash The new Chair has the cash The Rev Stig (who did all the work) gets the shaft  Figgers |
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Posted on: 2013/1/11 14:22
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| Matatk | Re: Guru Elections | ||
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I'm like a professional athlete making 8 figures....I do it for the love of the sport.... |
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Posted on: 2013/1/11 18:27
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| pianoguy | Re: Guru Elections | ||
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Posted on: 2013/1/11 19:01
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