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The Reverend Stig here.
 With more exciting news from The Crystal Guru.  We are proud to announce that a Brother has joined us!!! The Bishop Bone (with a T), the newest member of the Guru hierarchy is speeding his way here with an exciting new opportunity for your beloved pet.  Take It Away Bishop Bone (with a T): "Hello friends" "Is your doggie daydreaming?" "Does your doggie have the Doldrums?" "Is your pup pooped?" "Well, the Crystal Guru can help. We can provide the vacation your beloved always dreamed of." Announcing "Club Sniff" the luxury doggie Spa and Fun Club.  With starting rates as low as $29.99 you can give your pet an adventure. EXCUSE ME FOLKS, The Reverend Stig here, our beloved Bishop Bone (with a T) is new here and has made a slight decimal point error, the starting price is $2,999 (cash only as always). |
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Posted on: 2013/7/30 22:26
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| BillH | Re: Hello Friends | ||
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All accommodations are deluxe at Club Sniff (personal bone butler extra).
 And if you can't take the time to bring your pooch to us, we'll come and get em.  Treat your pal to a world of luxury in the spa.     |
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Posted on: 2013/7/30 22:34
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| BillH | Re: Hello Friends | ||
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And don't forget the "Adventures at Club Sniff" a true memory maker for your pet.
Drivin', surfin, river raftin' , racin'......WOW!!! Jean B. of Village on the Hudson writes "My doggie had such a great time at Club Sniff, he's been pissin' on the floor all week"      Call now for reservations 1-800-Yea-Dogg |
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Posted on: 2013/7/30 22:41
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| Ultraman | Re: Hello Friends | ||
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I'm thinking for that money that they would provide an escort service for my dog.....if you catch my drift....
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: Hello Friends | ||
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LOL. I was thinking more along the lines of the average pooch. You know, 8 oz Bud and a piece of beef jerky. Doggie style videos ordered by bark. Cat visit upon request. That kind of thing. |
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| BillH | Re: Hello Friends | ||
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NOT TO WORRY...the Reverend Stig understands your Doggie Dilemma. When you make your reservations, just ask to be connected to Alderman Snoop Doggy Doggy....he'll take care of your needs. Attach file:  pimp.png (0.00 KB) |
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| Ultraman | Re: Hello Friends | ||
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hahahaahhhaa....Yo Snoop...my doggie ain't hip with the chicks dig?
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| Matatk | Re: Hello Friends | ||
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Too funny
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| pianoguy | Re: Hello Friends | ||
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Har!
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| bogus | Re: Hello Friends | ||
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ok... much funnier now that the damned upper case url tags are gone...
about screwed the pooch on that one Bill. |
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| BillH | Re: Hello Friends | ||
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: Hello Friends | ||
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Hey BillH! 1116 posts to go buddy. Keep up the good work.
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| 76Nordic | Re: Hello Friends | ||
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I say that Bill may have out did himself with that one!! I may also say that I may send My 90 lb Shepard up to Bills place just to get the feel of going to the Sniff place, N/C of course.
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| teebee | Re: Hello Friends | ||
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Bills' got lots of time to create these things, remember he's a retired old geezer that has nothing better to do.
Very funny Bill. |
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| BillH | Re: Hello Friends | ||
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DNBFS Rules !!! |
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| vetteblondie | Re: Hello Friends | ||
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Next, let's see him come up with a thread about...
nevermind. |
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| BillH | Re: Hello Friends | ||
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About What???????
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Posted on: 2013/7/31 14:34
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| vetteblondie | Re: Hello Friends | ||
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wasn't sure that word was allowed here
  afterall,we're just talking about a friendly little cat... right? wait.. that's a song... Believe David Allan Coe's wife sang it. I have it in my phone... |
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Posted on: 2013/7/31 14:36
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: Hello Friends | ||
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| vetteblondie | Re: Hello Friends | ||
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I might had the artist wrong but here's the song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHvAddSGsAg |
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