pianoguy wrote:
Goedemorgen

captmike13 wrote:
Word of the Day Wednesday, August 14, 2013

dither\ DIHTH-er \, noun;

TommyT-Bone wrote:



Critter of the day. Elk





Nice rack!

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Critter of the day. Elk





Nice rack!

You'd be in a world of hurt if that thing tickled your fancy!

BillH wrote:
If all you have to do today is dither yourself, your better off trying to learn something:

pianoguy wrote:
The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are the winners:

1.Cashtration(n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

2.Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

3.Intaxicaton: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realise it was your money to start with.

4.Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5.Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

6.Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

7.Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high

8.Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

9.Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10.Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11.Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

12.Decafalon(n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13.Glibido: All talk and no action.

14.Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15.Arachnoleptic Fit(n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16.Beelzebug(n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17.Caterpallor( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.

And the winners are:

1.Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.

2.Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.

3.Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4.Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.

5.Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.

6.Negligent, adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

7.Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.

8.Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.

9.Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

10.Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.

11.Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam.

12.Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13.Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.

14.Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

15.Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16.Circumvent, n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men

BillH wrote:
I found out last night that there actually IS some luggage space in a Pantera so I won't have to pack that one pair of extra undies in a sandwich bag.

TommyT-Bone wrote:
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BillH wrote:
If all you have to do today is dither yourself, your better off trying to learn something:

HHhmmmm. The WTF of the day.

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I found out last night that there actually IS some luggage space in a Pantera so I won't have to pack that one pair of extra undies in a sandwich bag.

I always liked them and had opportunities in the past to purchase one when the prices were down. Woulda, coulda shoulda.

TommyT-Bone wrote:



Critter of the day. Elk

Ultraman wrote:
In my day back when you had inkwells and a stove in the middle of the classroom we got out before Memorial day and went back on the Tuesday after Labor day. We got time off at Thanksgiving and Easter and at least 2 weeks at Christmas.....so what happened with that?.....and we could write and spel and do cyphering......

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Ultraman wrote:
In my day back when you had inkwells and a stove in the middle of the classroom we got out before Memorial day and went back on the Tuesday after Labor day. We got time off at Thanksgiving and Easter and at least 2 weeks at Christmas.....so what happened with that?.....and we could write and spel and do cyphering......

Cause the busses are dropping off the teenagers here at 1:45?

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Ultraman wrote:
In my day back when you had inkwells and a stove in the middle of the classroom we got out before Memorial day and went back on the Tuesday after Labor day. We got time off at Thanksgiving and Easter and at least 2 weeks at Christmas.....so what happened with that?.....and we could write and spel and do cyphering......

Cause the busses are dropping off the teenagers here at 1:45?

I guess that's why they make you live more than 1000 ft from a school.

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As seen in HIGH TIMES Magazine, the NORML newsletter and backed by the Zion Coptic Church, where marijuana is a sacrement.

BillH wrote:
Sitting here contemplating what will happen to me the first time I sit in the new interior.

TommyT-Bone wrote:



Critter of the day. Elk





Nice rack!

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BillH wrote:
Sitting here contemplating what will happen to me the first time I sit in the new interior.

You'll be wearing a diaper?

captmike13 wrote:
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Critter of the day. Elk





Nice rack!

Better rack

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Word of the Day Wednesday, August 14, 2013

dither\ DIHTH-er \, noun;

Dither Royals win their last game?

pianoguy wrote:
I may have to go to the State Fair for the first time in decades:

http://blog.liftbridgebeer.com/?p=377