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| bmwgsa | Three Women...... | ||
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Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....
That night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes After a few days they meet again..... The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long.' The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn' say a word. We just had wild sex all night.' The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?' |
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Posted on: 2008/4/17 18:58
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| bastet44 | Re: Three Women...... | ||
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Tragic.
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Posted on: 2008/4/17 19:20
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| runner140 | Re: Three Women...... | ||
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I see your married too!
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Posted on: 2008/4/17 19:23
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| DaleD | Re: Three Women...... | ||
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Funny.
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Posted on: 2008/4/17 19:24
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| RollaMo-LT4 | Re: Three Women...... | ||
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 If you don't think that's funny as hell, you haven't been married long enough. |
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Posted on: 2008/4/17 21:12
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| skirlin | Re: Three Women...... | ||
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Now that's funny, my wife of 14 years got a good laugh as well. Thanks bmwgsa, your on a roll today.
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Posted on: 2008/4/17 21:25
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| Dans711 | Re: Three Women...... | ||
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Nice one!
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Posted on: 2008/4/17 21:47
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| ITHZ | Re: Three Women...... | ||
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I have been married just long enough to have almost wet myself over that one!
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Posted on: 2008/4/17 23:54
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| Matatk | Re: Three Women...... | ||
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I haven't been married too long, but I still think it's hilarious!
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Posted on: 2008/4/17 23:57
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