Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.'

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going out

and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots

Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!

But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either.

She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland .

And the greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And when she went out west, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.

Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'

Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University ) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips.

But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw!

Mr.. andMrs. Potato were very upset.

They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's just......

Are you ready for this?

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A COMMONTATER

Ugh....

Well, better Brokaw than Saddam Hussein. He's was a total Dictator!

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Ban Who? Tom Brokaw or Sadam?

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Haha...I thought they didn't like him because he was looking for some potato-head.

Matthew

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Ahhh...........Potaoe Head, Moose Head it's all the same

Yuk Yuk Yuk

WOW! Just WOW

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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Now I thought this was going to be the story about how Central Coaster drove down to visit Bogus and they went to the beach.
(Stop me if you have heard this)
At the beach the babes are all flocking around Bogus and pay absolutely no attention to CC. When they get back to Andy's house CC asks, "Hey man, hows come all the quim with their bodacious hoo-haas are hanging around you?" "I think I'm a hell of a lot better lookin, not to mention that my Corvette is faster than that green turd you drive!"
Bogus chuckles, "Damn rookies" "I'll tell you my secret." "I slide a potato in my Speedo - that is what they are attracted to!"
Next day they go down to the shore again. Same story. Bogus has used an even larger potato and he is absolutely engulfed with beautiful, stacked, suntanned chicks lusting after his company.
Central Coaster strikes out again. Even worse, the gals seem to be repelled and some even point and shake their heads.
Back home again CC says, "OK, WTF did I do wrong?" "I got the hot pink Speedo; I got the nice bulge from the potato; they still go for you and not me!"
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"THE POTATO IS SUPPOSED TO GO IN THE FRONT"

That's just bad.....hahaha

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Good work there!

Reminds me of an old joke about the word dictate:

In school, the teacher asks Stymie to use dictate in a sentence. And Stymie replies:

Hey Darla, how my ..... last night?

(Hope that's not over the line here).

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Over the line...ha - remember where you are!

Matthew

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