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WHEN BABY DAUGHTER WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL SHE AND HER FRIENDS USED TO GO TO WALMART AFTER MIDNIGHT. THEY SAID IT WAS LIKE GOING TO THE ZOO, ALL SORTS OF WEIRD CREATURES.
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Scientists create the world's first glow-in-the-dark PIGS after injecting them with jellyfish DNA TOO COOL! NO NEED FOR EXPENSIVE NIGHT VISION SIGHTS.
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AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS A BIG MONKEY WITH A BLUE FACE AND A RED ASS.
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Re: Finally Friday 12/27.....and... |
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THE SUN IS SHINING ON ME & THE CHEROKEES. HELL, A LITTLE OF IT IS EVEN SLOPPING OVER ON THE CREEKS & CHOCTAWS. WHOO WHOO, I LOVE IT. OUGHTA GO FLY THE BUMBLEBEE THIS AFTERNOON.
Posted on: 2013/12/27 17:09
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I FIND THAT CORVETTES, BEING SMALL AND LOW, TEND TO BE MASKED BY SUVS, PICKUP TRUCKS AND OTHER BULKY OBJECTS THEREBY PRODUCING A POTENTIAL HAZARD TO THE DRIVING PUBLIC. THIS CAN BE MITIGATED, HOWEVER, BY DRIVING FAST, THUS REDUCING THE ELAPSED TIME IN VISUAL DEFILADE TO A MINIMUM. THE YOUNG COP I EXPLAINED THIS TO SEEMED UTTERLY UNABLE TO GRASP THE CONCEPT INVOLVED. AT THE NEXT CITY COUNCIL MEETING I SHALL INSIST THAT THE IQ CUTOFF FOR POLICE HIRES BE ELEVATED CONSIDERABLY.
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Re: The day after Christmas Chat......12-26-13 |
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MAYBE WHAT THE EUROPEANS CALL "HOARFROST"?
Posted on: 2013/12/26 19:01
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Re: The day after Christmas Chat......12-26-13 |
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WOW! VENTURED OUTSIDE AND THAT LIGHT FROSTING OF ICE IS NOT ICE BUT ICE CRYSTALS. EVERY TWIG BRISTLES WITH TINY SPIKES LIKE A QUICK FROZEN CACTUS. TRANSIENT BEAUTY; ALREADY MELTING.
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Re: The day after Christmas Chat......12-26-13 |
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'TWAS THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS, AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE, NOTHING BUT TRASH, EVERY DAMN PLACE! GOOD THING THE GARBAGE MAN CAME CHRISTMAS EVE. HAD FREEZING FOG LAST NIGHT, VERY SCENIC, A LIGHT FROSTING OF ICE ON ALL THE VEGETATION. THE SUN IS COMING OUT AND IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE 51 TODAY. LOOKING PRETTY GOOD, I'D SAY.
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Re: Christmas Day Chat 2013!!! |
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WELL, IT'S ALL OVER AND THEY'VE ALL GONE HOME. GREAT CHRISTMAS WITH ONLY ONE DRAWBACK. GOT THREE NEW MONTY PYTHON T-SHIRTS AND IT'S TOO COLD TO WEAR THEM. BIG SURPRISE WAS WHEN #3 GRANDSON WALKED IN AND LOOKED ME STRAIGHT IN THE EYE. I SWEAR HE WAS NOT THAT TALL THREE WEEKS AGO! HE'S TALLER THAN HIS DAD, HE'S TALLER THAN HIS BIG BROTHER AND LOOKS LIKE HE WILL SOON BE TALLER THAN ME. HIT OF THE SHOW WAS THE OLD 1911A1 I GAVE TO #1 GRANDSON. I GOT IT WHEN I WAS IN THE SEVENTH GRADE AND HAD IT SEMI-ACCURISED BY WILSON COMBAT A WHILE BACK. PUT HIM ONE UP ON HIS OVERGROWN LITTLE BROTHER. HIS DAD WAS AS EXCITED AS JAKE WAS. DARLING WIFE'S BIG DINNER DISAPPEARED PROMPTLY, THE SIX GRANDSONS HAD A LOT TO DO WITH THAT!
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Re: Christmas Day Chat 2013!!! |
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THE ARKIES & THE OKIES ARE ON THEIR WAY TO GRANDMA'S HOUSE. GRANDMA IS SCURRYING AROUND THINKING OF LAST MINUTE THINGS FOR ME TO DO. WHY IS THE SIGHT OF A MAN SITTING DOWN RELAXING SO DISTURBING TO WOMEN? A MAJOR TRIGGER. SOON THEY WILL ALL DESCEND AND SILENCE WILL BECOME A CONCEPT UNKNOWN TO ALL. TIME FOR ANOTHER EGGNOG.
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Re: Drone Spotter's guide |
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WHAR KIN I GET ANTI-ARCRAFT SIGHTS FO MY THUTY-THUTY?
Posted on: 2013/12/25 15:38
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Re: Christmas Day Chat 2013!!! |
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HERE'S SOMETHING INTERESTING: http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/1 ... oduction/?intcmp=HPBucket I THINK THIS USED TO BE USED ON EARTH MOVING MACHINES. AND WHO SAYS THE MEDIA NEVER PUTS OUT GOOD NEWS: ATLANTA (CBS Atlanta) – According to a new study, alcohol can boost your immune system. I'LL DRINK TO THAT!
Posted on: 2013/12/25 15:06
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Re: Christmas Day Chat 2013!!! |
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MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!
PEACE ON EARTH TO MEN OF GOOD WILL AND BE DAMNED TO THE ACLU.
Posted on: 2013/12/25 12:57
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Re: So, this is why getting ammo is such a PITA |
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I'M THINKING YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THE CORRECTION. WE MAY SEE SOME OF THESE FOLKS TRYING TO GET OUT FROM UNDER BEFORE TOO LONG, ESPECIALLY IF THE REPUBS TAKE THE SENATE.
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Re: Corvette Tree 2013 |
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NEAT-O!
Posted on: 2013/12/24 19:21
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Re: So, this is why getting ammo is such a PITA |
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THE BIG QUESTION IN MY MIND IS "WHY IS THERE SUCH A SHORTAGE OF .22 RIMFIRE?" YOU CAN FIND .223, YOU CAN FIND 9MM, YOU CAN FIND .40 OR .45 ACP, BUT .22LR IS LIKE HEN'S TEETH. IS IT HORDERS, WOULD BE PROFITEERS, SURVIVALISTS, OR IS THE PROFIT MARGIN JUST HIGHER ON CENTERFIRE AMMO? DON'T THINK THE GOVT IS BUYING UP .22LR. THIS IS WHAT MOST PEOPLE SHOOT MOST, THE DEMAND IS THERE, SO WHERE ARE THE SHELLS?
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Re: Christmas Eve Chat 12.24.13 |
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I'D GUESS YOU ARE AT THAT AWKWARD AGE. IF SO IN A FEW YEARS YOU WILL YOU MAY DISCOVER THE JOY OF GIVING THE "JUST RIGHT" GIFT SURPASSES ANY PLEASURE OF GETTING SOMETHING. I ALWAYS LOVED CHRISTMAS ABOVE ALL HOLIDAYS. AS THE YEARS PILED UP, THE KIDS GOT ESTABLISHED, AND MY DISPOSABLE INCOME INCREASED I FOUND WHAT I GOT WAS NOT IMPORTANT. WHAT WAS IMPORTANT WAS THE LIGHT IN THE EYES OF THE ONE FOR WHOM YOU FOUND JUST THE RIGHT THING. CHRISTMAS JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER.
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Re: Russian AK-47 designer Mikhail Kalashnikov dead at 94 |
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ABSOLUTELY. THE RUSSIANS ALWAYS ADHERED CLOSELY TO THE KISS PRINCIPAL IN THEIR SMALL ARMS AND ARTILLERY. IN THE US ARMY WE ALWAYS HAD JOE NUMBNUTS WHO COULD BREAK A STEEL BALL WITH A RUBBER HAMMER. THE RUSSIANS MUST HAVE HAD A LOT OF IVAN NUMBNUTS.
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Re: Russian AK-47 designer Mikhail Kalashnikov dead at 94 |
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NO FLIES ON THAT! NOT AT THE JOHN BROWNING LEVEL, BUT A GIFTED DESIGNER NONE THE LESS.
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Re: 2 Days till Christmas chat 23 Dec 2013 |
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TOMMY, IF YOU WEREN'T SO FAR AWAY I'D CRASH YOUR PARTY. REALLY SOUNDS FUN.
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Re: The 3 day before Christmas Sunday Chat....12-22-13 |
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AND ANOTHER GRAY DAY. AT LEAST IT'S NOT FREEZING OR DRIPPING; COLD AND WINDY THOUGH.
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Re: First day of winter chat. 12-21-2013 |
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A SIMPLE DISPLAY OF DOMINANCE, GOT TO SHOW YOU UNTERMENCHEN WHO'S BOSS. BE INTERESTING TO SEE WHAT THE CHANGES ARE. IF THESE GUYS ARE SMART, IT WILL BE TO DO AWAY WITH SOMETHING EVERYBODY IS ANNOYED WITH. IF THEY'RE NOT--MORE CHICKENSHIT. ANOTHER GLOOMY DAY IN THE NATION DRIPPING AND FREEZING. ROADS ARE OK THOUGH, AND WE'VE STILL GOT LIGHTS. WE'RE EVIDENTLY JUST ON THE FRINGE OF THE ICE; NORTH AND WEST IT'S WORSE.
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Re: Free for all Friday Chat 12.20.13 |
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CLOUDY, COLD AND DAMP. TEMP IS DOWN 10-12 DEGREES SINCE I GOT UP. I DO HATE GRAY DAYS. CHRISTMAS SHOPPING ALL DONE. HOLIDAY ADMINISTRATION AND LOGISTICS ALL UP IN THE AIR, DEPENDING ON IF SON CAN TRAVEL. ME, I'M TAKING THE PSYCHO PATH.
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Re: If I can't have a new Vette for Christmas this will do.. |
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THAT'S A REALLY GOOD LOOKING SET UP AND SEEMS WELL MADE ALSO. THE BEST GUN HIDE I'VE SEEN WAS MADE FROM AN OLD HOT WATER HEATER. IT WAS GUTTED AND REASSEMBLED SO THAT THE OUTER CASING WOULD SLIDE AROUND BETWEEN TOP AND BOTTOM. ABOUT A ONE FOOT SLOT WAS CUT IN THE BACK SIDE AND A REVOLVING RIFLE RACK WAS BUILT INSIDE. IT WAS INSTALLED SO THAT THE OPENING COULD NOT BE SEEN AND HAD FAKE PLUMBING TO COMPLETE THE ILLUSION. TO USE IT YOU ROTATED THE OPENING TO THE FRONT AND TURNED THE RACK TO THE GUN YOU WANTED TO TAKE OUT. IT LOOKED LIKE AN ORDINARY SECOND WATER HEATER, AS MANY HOMES HAVE. THE OWNER THOUGHT IT MORE SECURE THAN A GUN SAFE. HE MAY HAVE BEEN RIGHT. THEY CAN'T STEAL WHAT THEY CAN'T FIND.
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Re: Chat 12-17-2013 |
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NOT NONE OF US OKIES DO! SUN IS STILL SHINING ON THE CHEROKEES, HEADING FOR 60 AGAIN. WHOO WHOO! TOOK THE BUMBLEBEE FOR A WALMART RUN TO TAHLEQUAH, NEEDED MY CORVETTE FIX BAD. FEEL SORRY FOR ALL YOU ALL IN THE FROZEN NORTH THAT HAVE TO PUT THEM UP FOR THE WINTER.
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REPORT IS IN FROM ARKANSAS. SURGERY WENT WELL, WITH NO PROBLEMS; GRANDMA MADE CHICKEN AND DUMPLINGS. ALL IS WELL WITH THE WORLD. MEANWHILE, BACK IN THE NATION THE SUN IS SHINING & IT'S 63 DEGREES. THE HOUSECAT IS SNOOZING IN A PUDDLE OF SUNSHINE IN THE SUN ROOM. THE TAMEST BARN CAT IS SOAKING UP RAYS AT THE SUNNY CORNER OF THE BARN. THE DOGS ARE SLEEPING IN THE SUN. WHY AM I AWAKE? THE NASTY WHITE SLOP IS ALMOST GONE, TOMORROW I MAY CAN FLY THE BUMBLEBEE. THINK I'LL GO TO MUSKOGEE AND HAVE CHINESE FOR SUPPER. LIFE IS GOOD.
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OUT OF CURIOSITY, WHAT MAKE WAS THAT TB?
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FARTS ARE ALSO VERY CROOKED; MOST ARE AIMED AT THE GROUND BUT HIT YOU IN THE NOSE. RESEARCH ALSO INDICATES FEMALE FARTS ARE SMELLIER BUT MALE FARTS ARE LOUDER.
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Re: tit for tat Sunday Chat 12-15-2013 |
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AND THE SUN IS SHINING ON "THE NATION". COLD THOUGH, WITH A LITTLE FROZEN FOG FROSTING. (SAY THAT THREE TIMES FAST)
DARLING WIFE IS OFF TO FAYETTEVILLE TODAY, ONLY SON IS GETTING HIS PLUMBING RECONNECTED TOMORROW. HIS ENTIRE COLON WAS REMOVED DUE TO GUT CA AND NOW THEY ARE TO RECONNECT THE SMALL INTESTINE TO THE RECTUM. BEATS HELL OUT OF THE COLOSTOMY BAG DRILL. HE WORKS FOR TYSON FOODS AND THEY HAVE BEEN INCREDIBLY SUPPORTIVE AND GOOD TO HIM. ON HIS PERFORMANCE REVIEW THEY TOLD HIM HIS NEXT YEAR'S GOAL WAS TO GET WELL. BUY MORE CHICKEN, GURUS!
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AND BE CAREFUL HOW YOU BARGAIN WITH THE WIFE. BACK STORY HERE IS GODIVA WAS POPULAR WITH THE LOCALS WHILE EARL LEOFRIC(NOT SURE OF THAT NAME)WAS NOT, HE BEING A BIT OF A HARDRADA. SHE KEPT PINGING ON HIM TO LOWER TAXES AND HE THOUGHT TO SHUT HER UP BY SAYING HE WOULD CUT THE TAX IF SHE WOULD RIDE THRU COVENTRY IN THE NUDE. AND WE KNOW HOW THAT WORKED OUT
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A MEDIEVAL POP-TART. A REAL LOOKER BY ALL REPORTS.
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WELL, THIS IS WHAT I CALL "TRADITIONAL HISTORY". ACADEMIC HISTORIANS WOULD NO DOUBT NITPICK AND SNEER. THE FACT REMAINS THAT BOTH POPE CLEMENT V AND KING PHILIP IV "THE FAIR" (REFERRED TO COMPLEXION, NOT CHARACTER)DIED SOON AFTER THE EXECUTION. PHILLIP LEFT NO CHILD TO TAKE TO THE THRONE AND HIS TWO SUCCESSORS DIED CHILDLESS, ENDING THE CAPET LINE OF FRENCH KINGS.
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NOW THAT WE HAVE SURVIVED ANOTHER FRIDAY THE 13TH, A LITTLE BACK STORY ON WHY IT’S AN UNLUCKY DAY: THE TEMPLAR’S CURSE IT WAS ON A FRIDAY 13TH THAT JACQUES DE MOLE, LAST GRAND MASTER OF THE KNIGHTS TEMPLAR, WAS BURNED AT THE STAKE BY ORDER OF THE KING OF FRANCE, WITH THE CONNIVANCE OF THE POPE. HE WAS OLD AND RATHER FEEBLE, HAD CONFESSED TO HERESY UNDER TORTURE, AND THEN PUBLICLY RECANTED THAT CONFESSION. AS HE DIED, HE CALLED UPON THE KING AND POPE TO MEET HIM BEFORE GOD’S THRONE OF JUDGMENT WITHIN A YEAR. BEFORE THE YEAR WAS OUT, BOTH KING AND POPE WERE DEAD.
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ONLY PART WAY, STILL HAVE SOME TO GET, DARLING WIFE BEING AT THE TOP OF THE LIST. I LOVE CHRISTMAS. WHAT'S MORE FUN THAN FINDING JUST THE RIGHT GIFT FOR EACH PERSON. IF ONLY THAT WERE ALWAYS POSSIBLE. CASH IS ALWAYS THE VIABLE FALL BACK. I'VE NEVER HEARD A GIFTEE SAY, "AW SHIT, IT'S JUST MONEY".
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ONLY TOO TRUE. THE MEDIA LIVE BY SELLING SENSATION AND HIDE BEHIND THE FIRST AMENDMENT. I CAN THINK OF A CURE FOR THAT, BUT IT WOULD LIKELY BE WORSE THAN THE DISEASE---
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"THE POWER OF THE PRESS": AFTER SEVERAL WEEKS OF PIMPING SCHOOL SHOOTINGS THE MEDIA HAS PRODUCED ANOTHER. THEIR ROLE IN INDUCING THESE TRAGEDIES IS SO PAINFULLY OBVIOUS THAT ONE MUST WONDER IF IT IS NOT DELIBERATE. THE PUBLICITY GIVEN THESE CRAZIES ENCOURAGE/PROVOKE OTHER CRAZIES TO GET THEIR NAME ON TV ALSO. ONLY THE MEDIA AND GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRATS ACT WITH SUCH TOTAL IRRESPONSIBILITY.
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CLOUDY AND MISTING RAIN THIS MORNING, STILL LOTS OF THAT NASTY WHITE STUFF LAYING AROUND BUT IT'S 40 DEGREES SO THAT'S AN IMPROVEMENT. DRIVEN BY CABIN FEVER AND THE NEED FOR A HAIRCUT,I WENT TO FIRE UP THE PICKUMUP TRUCK BUT ALAS AND ALACK, THERE WAS NO FIRE TO BE HAD. BATTERY WAS DEAD AS A HAMMER, NOT EVEN ANY LIGHTS ON THE DASH. FROZE TO DEATH, I SUSPECT. NOT ENTIRELY UNEXPECTED, AS IT WAS THE ORIGINAL BATTERY. AT 92K MILES AND FIVE PLUS YEARS I GUESS I GOT MY MONEY'S WORTH OUT OF IT.
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DID YOU FIND THAT ON AN X RATED WEBSITE? (SORRY, COULDN'T RESIST)
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WHAT I REMEMBER ABOUT CB RADIO IS THAT IT DROVE ME CRAZY. BEING AN OVER TRAINED PANZERMANN, AN UN-CONTROLED RADIO NET WAS LIKE FINGERNAILS ON A BLACKBOARD TO ME. NEVER DID BUY ONE. THAT SHOWED 'EM, BY DAMN.
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THAT DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE IS BAD STUFF. ESPECIALLY IF IT GETS IN YOUR WHISKEY.
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ANOTHER SUNNY DAY. WHOO WHOO! RIP REX. YOU KNOW, THERE IS A THEORY THAT HUMANS WERE SOCIALIZED BY DOGS AS MUCH AS THE OTHER WAY AROUND. THE TIE IS PRETTY UNIQUE. ANYBODY READ PAUL GREENBERG? THIS IS A GOOD READ FOR THOSE WHO REMEMBER 1973: http://newsok.com/paul-greenberg-reme ... gy-crisis/article/3913204
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YES, THAT WOULD BE BEST. THE SUN IS SHINING ON THE CHEROKEES AND ON ME TOO. STILL COLD THOUGH AND NASTY WHITE STUFF ALL OVER THE PLACE. I HAVE ORDERS TO GET THE CHRISTMAS STUFF DOWN OUT OF THE LOFT OF THE BARN AND DELIVER TO THE SUNROOM. GOOD EXCUSE TO CRANK UP THE ARGO AND TOOL AROUND IN THE SNOW. HAVE A ROOT'N TOOT'N TUESDAY GURUS!
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THEY WERE GOING TO SECURE IT MANANA. WONDER HOW IT'S HANDLED HERE? WITH ALL THE "DIRTY BOMB" TALK I'D THINK DISPOSAL WOULD BE HIGHLY REGULATED.
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HEADLINE: Man Leaps to His Death in Shopping Mall After Girlfriend Insists on More Shopping KNOW JUST HOW IT IS.
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A LITTLE POETIC JUSTICE THERE, ALTHOUGH THE PENALTY MAY BE A BIT EXCESSIVE FOR THE CRIME: DEATH SENTENCE FOR GRAND THEFT AUTO. BUT TOMMY IS RIGHT, IGNORANCE CAN BE CURED, STUPID IS FOREVER.
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Ultraman wrote: No kidding they choked, had the game won then let those stupid lucky Sooners in at the last second......Huskerland was pulling for the Cowboys...since we all still hate Oklahoma..... I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. YOU CAN'T QUIT TILL THE LAST DOG DIES. I VANT TO BE LEFT ALONE---
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"THIRTY DAYS HATH SEPTEMBER , APRIL, JUNE, AND THE MAN WITH A THOUSAND RADS" AT THE GOOD OLD ARMOR SCHOOL THEY TOLD US NOT TO WORRY ABOUT RADIATION MAKING YOUR HAIR FALL OUT. IF IT DID YOU WERE GOING TO DIE ANYWAY.
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STILL WAITING FOR THE THAW; GETTING CABIN FEVER;'POKES CHOKED; DAMN!
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SAD NEWS FROM SON IN ARKANSAS: I have some devastating news to report. After 22 years of faithful service, the microwave Laura and I got when we married died on Tuesday of this week. The official farewell service has not been scheduled as of yet, but the old Panasonic has been replaced by a shiny new GE. While it has been replaced in the kitchen, it will never be replaced in our hearts! SIC TRANSIT MICRO
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POOR ANDY! YOU'RE EVEN MORE DINOSAUR THAN I. A LIBERAL FROM BEFORE LIBERAL BECAME A BAD WORD. SAD TO SAY, REASON AND GOOD WILL SELDOM WIN. GRIS' POLITICAL CLOCK THEORY: THE PENDULUM DOES NOT STOP IN THE MIDDLE, UNLESS THE CLOCK IS BROKE.
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