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| BillH | Thoughts to Ponder | ||
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Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky ...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. And The Number 1 Thought Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers; what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow. - - - and as someone recently said to me: "Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last long |
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| pianoguy | Re: Thoughts to Ponder | ||
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Good schtuff!
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Posted on: 2010/10/4 18:27
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| Vetron87 | Re: Thoughts to Ponder | ||
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Damn LMAO in front of my class again! Thats great stuff Bill.
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Posted on: 2010/10/4 18:31
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| Ultraman | Re: Thoughts to Ponder | ||
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I'm putting some of those on my bathroom wall!
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| bogus | Re: Thoughts to Ponder | ||
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George Carlin, I think... Great stuff, tho!
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| Matatk | Re: Thoughts to Ponder | ||
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True....
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| WW7 | Re: Thoughts to Ponder | ||
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I would like to do the same thing, but its way down there in my back yard,and I don't feel like walking that far right now.  ..WW |
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| Ultraman | Re: Thoughts to Ponder | ||
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Posted on: 2010/10/4 23:48
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| zoe6 | Re: Thoughts to Ponder | ||
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Bill we have those thoughts posted in our lab. Great topic of conversation leaves the door open for philosphical interpretation. Doctors love it.
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| Matatk | Re: Thoughts to Ponder | ||
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That's because doctors are idiots and would be amused by scribbles on a bathroom wall. |
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