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TommyT-Bone 710
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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred- ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine; I have lost it and need a new one.'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to a car just like hers which had its hood up and asked 'Is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, it's right there.'

If you're not sure what a 710 is

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Posted on: 2011/3/5 23:10
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bogus Re: 710
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The 710 is a shitty freeway between Long Beach and South Pasadena.
Posted on: 2011/3/6 2:41
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smooth Re: 710
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You'll note only andy even bothered to respond at all.....
I just can't resist a bad joke......BOOOOOOOO
LOL!! You clowns make my day.
Posted on: 2011/3/8 17:26
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Matatk Re: 710
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Quote:

Aquavet wrote:
You clowns make my day.

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Posted on: 2011/3/8 17:29
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383tpimachine Re: 710
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I recently changed a girls oil. Before she came over I asked if she had a filter and oil. What came next floored me. "I need a filter? Can't I just reuse my oil thats in there?"

dumbing down america one person at a time.
Posted on: 2011/3/8 22:46
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CentralCoaster Re: 710
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Sure why not, it's filtered, it should be clean right?
Posted on: 2011/3/9 5:00
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JeffK Re: 710
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Quote:

383tpimachine wrote:
I recently changed a girls oil. Before she came over I asked if she had a filter and oil. What came next floored me. "I need a filter? Can't I just reuse my oil thats in there?"

dumbing down america one person at a time.


Wow..just wow.

I work at a plumbing supply house and one of the girls that they hired asked me one day what a plunger was for. She had seen them before but had no idea what it did.
Posted on: 2011/3/9 20:03
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