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This vid makes me want to get up and dance.


Well, it makes part of me want to get up and dance.

That's cool Brad but does she have more than one ..... nevermind ......

Crocodile Dundee:

Mick Dundee walked into a bar with a pet crocodile by his side.

He put the croc on the bar and turned to the surprised patrons.


"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this croc's mouth and place my wedding
tackle inside it. The croc will close his mouth for one minute; then he'll
open his mouth again and I'll remove my equipment unscathed. In return for
this spectacle, you will each buy me a beer. Whadya say?"

The crowd roared their approval.

So, Mick stood on a bar stool, dropped his trousers and placed his
credentials in the croc's mouth. The crowd gasped as the croc closed his
mouth. After a minute, Mick grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the croc
really hard on the top his head. The croc opened his mouth and Mick removed
his Sheila Pleasers unscathed as promised.

The crowd cheered and the first of his free beers was delivered.

Mick then addressed the customers, "I'll make you an offer. I'll pay anyone
fifty dollars who's willing to give it a try."

A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a blonde slowly raised her hand
and said timidly,


*" I'll give it a try……… Just don't hit me so hard with the bottle."***

Same joke with a twist


Trucker's Monkey

A trucker picks up a hitchhiker who climbs up in the cab and notices a monkey on the dashboard. After a few miles he asks the driver what the monkey is for. The driver says "I'll show you" and with that he hits the monkey with the back of his hand, sending the poor creature rolling across the dash. The monkey goes down between the drivers legs, unzips his pants, pulls out his unit and proceeds to give the trucker head. When finished ,the monkey pulls out a tissue, cleans the driver up, puts everything back and jumps back up on the dashboard.

"See that" said the trucker.

The man said "Yeah".

The trucker ask the man "You want to try it?"

The man said "OK, but don't hit me as hard as you hit that monkey!"

Thanks a lot Brad for sharing that. I think that should go in a thread of it's own though. Maybe even on another forum. Hey Letty ..... Brad posted something for you.

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Friday the 13th was last week

This thread has been jacked ! Where's the complaint dept. ??

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She doesn't even look tired, that's hawt....