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CentralCoaster Re: The other Forum'
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I like a woman that makes a good sandwich.
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I like a woman that makes a good sandwich.


I like a good sandwich made outa women.
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Ahem... That smiley is in violation of "other forum" rules.
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I always thought that a blow job was acceptable.
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I'd rather do that than make a sandwich. Takes a lot less time and no mess to clean up.
Posted on: 2012/12/9 2:02
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A guy at work asks his female co-worker if she knows the difference between a blow job and a ham sandwich. The woman replies "No" To which he hastily querries "What are you doing for lunch?".
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bogus Re: The other Forum [TV-MA - Language and stuff]
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it took you 2 days to come up with something?
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No. It took less than a minute. It took me two days to post it.
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bogus Re: The other Forum [TV-MA - Language and stuff]
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you are a slow typist.
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I'd rather do that than make a sandwich. Takes a lot less time and no mess to clean up.


HAHAHA, good one V.B.
Posted on: 2012/12/10 23:37
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OK. I started this thread .. 'Discussion' .. For the record my name is 'STIG'. I have done some racing in my time. Retired now, after I was killed running off aircraft carrier. Somehow I miraculously survived' .. Living in Minnesota now. I still have my old C4 in garage .. but f-me, I lost keys. Alarm is on .. Please Help!! Girlfriend thinks I am crazy, her kids hate me .. But my Sig is locked in compartment behind driver seat.
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OK. I started this thread .. 'Discussion' .. For the record my name is 'STIG'. I have done some racing in my time. Retired now, after I was killed running off aircraft carrier. Somehow I miraculously survived' .. Living in Minnesota now. I still have my old C4 in garage .. but f-me, I lost keys. Alarm is on .. Please Help!! Girlfriend thinks I am crazy, her kids hate me .. But my Sig is locked in compartment behind driver seat.
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I'd rather be the MEAT in a womans sammich ! Jus say'in!
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Ok, thanks, problem solved. I brokin top, it was broken anyway. Got locked out of house, so just smashed top in .. Fix in spring. All safe and secure. Soon pic's of smashed top. Anyway still need new keys, 86' has chip on key.
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CentralCoaster Re: The other Forum [TV-MA - Language and stuff]
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disable the vats.

85 is easier because it just has push button lock/unlock, you could get it from a properly bent coat hanger rod through the top of the side glass. I guess that's why they went to the toggle switch in 86.
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I'd rather do that than make a sandwich. Takes a lot less time and no mess to clean up.


HAHAHA, good one V.B.


I donno about the rest of you, but I learned a lot about VB today that I didn't know...
Posted on: 2012/12/11 14:59
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I donno about the rest of you, but I learned a lot about VB today that I didn't know...


She's just another one of the guys ..... sorta ......



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I'd rather do that than make a sandwich. Takes a lot less time and no mess to clean up.


HAHAHA, good one V.B.


I donno about the rest of you, but I learned a lot about VB today that I didn't know...


You've never heard of a woman that gives a blowjob?
Or makes a sandwich?
I like beer too. But I'm not four foot tall and my head isn't flat...
Posted on: 2012/12/11 23:13
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The learning was on many levels... it's not just the blow job facet, that wasn't the crux of the learning.
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uh oh
Posted on: 2012/12/12 2:33
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Ohhh, VB... no worries
I,ll make sandwiches, n get beer too 4 u :
I also do laundry n house work. hehe !
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Geez... Letty, I would have laid into those sexist bastards with so much piss and vinegar, they would have had to ban me, then explain why they banned me and not the shit head who started the thread!



Didn't you already do something like that once.
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I find it hard to believe CF would allow that sort of BS. Yours is a good example of wrong priorities. And if you can believe, my most recent excursion & 3mo. ban from CF. forum was done by a female moderator' .. my comment in the thread was like "Hawk brakes grab like a S.O.B", my first 6mo. ban was for exposing 'Nitto Tire Co.' new corp. sponsor, posting misleading threads acting as C4 owners (not Vendors) leading to Phishing site, requesting all kinds of personal information. Back in old Denmark we had a saying " They can kiss me where sun don't shine" actually, I think that was Shakspeare, before he wrote Hamlet.

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Your avatar displays possible illegal activity. Ban! I love power.
Posted on: 2012/12/14 20:16
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Geez... Letty, I would have laid into those sexist bastards with so much piss and vinegar, they would have had to ban me, then explain why they banned me and not the shit head who started the thread!



Didn't you already do something like that once.


yup.
Posted on: 2012/12/16 3:38
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I find it hard to believe CF would allow that sort of BS. Yours is a good example of wrong priorities. And if you can believe, my most recent excursion & 3mo. ban from CF. forum was done by a female moderator' .. my comment in the thread was like "Hawk brakes grab like a S.O.B", my first 6mo. ban was for exposing 'Nitto Tire Co.' new corp. sponsor, posting misleading threads acting as C4 owners (not Vendors) leading to Phishing site, requesting all kinds of personal information. Back in old Denmark we had a saying " They can kiss me where sun don't shine" actually, I think that was Shakspeare, before he wrote Hamlet.



they have become tools of the corporate world.

There is a time and a place for that, don't get me wrong, but when they start exerting that kind of pressure on regular folks for some marketing data, that's not right...

For example, we have a simple rule for ALL vendors here... except for the click through ads (tire rack, ect), but I chose them because they rock! However, the rule is simple, and in my paraphrase plain English: You fuck up, we will not cover your ass. What that means is no protection. If you as a vendor screw up, I want the world to know about it. Share it. But don't be a dick about it...

For example:

I bought a widget from International Widget Co... and it wasn't what I expected. I called their customer service and they told me that there was no warranty and I should have ordered the extended service contract...

vs:

Those assholes from IWC, I am never going to deal with those shit heads again!


See? Outline the problem. Define it, show angst, but don't just flame.

Do either on CF and the only difference is how long you are banned.

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