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| corvetteronw | Newlywed | ||
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Todd decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his Corvette. His wife was standing there watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married, I think it's time you sold that old car." Todd gets this horrified look on his face. She says, "Darling, what's wrong?" "There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife." "Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!" I wasn't!  |
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| pianoguy | Re: Newlywed | ||
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Har!
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Posted on: 2013/6/6 20:00
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| EngineDoctor | Re: Newlywed | ||
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Ha !
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Posted on: 2013/6/6 20:24
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: Newlywed | ||
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Posted on: 2013/6/6 21:20
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| pianoguy | Re: Newlywed | ||
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Posted on: 2013/6/6 21:29
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| BillH | Re: Newlywed | ||
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Good One, Ron.
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Posted on: 2013/6/6 21:35
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| bogus | Re: Newlywed | ||
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SNAP!
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Posted on: 2013/6/6 23:04
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| Matatk | Re: Newlywed | ||
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Too funny! And T-Bone, my wife knows that car isn't going anywhere!
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Posted on: 2013/6/6 23:18
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| Ultraman | Re: Newlywed | ||
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Posted on: 2013/6/6 23:40
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| teebee | Re: Newlywed | ||
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Funny Ron....
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Posted on: 2013/6/7 4:25
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