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Notorious | Do you need help? The answer is within. | ||
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I was having an out-of-body experience and almost astral-traveled away yesterday, so I grounded myself and got centered with the help of my spirit guides and then the phone rang, and sensing the negative vibrations, I threw the I-Ching and checked my numerology chart, nearly having a primal, but my energy was too blocked. So I did some bio-energetics and self-parenting, took some flower essences and ate an organic oat bran ginseng muffin, but my inner child wasn't feeling nurtured yet. To fix this, I had a Rice Dream Frozen Pie, which, of course, made me hyper, so I did the relaxation response technique I had just learned at the Self Healing Angst Tree Defoliating Center while listening to my subliminal tapes.
But that left me feeling depersonalized, so I did some polarity work, foot reflexology, and past life regression, then rebirthed myself, and called Moon Beam, my body worker, to make an appointment for a Shiatsu/Reike/Rolfing/Feldenkreis/Swedish/Japanese deep tissue massage. Unfortunately, she flaked out and never returned my call, so I decided to energize my crystals and do some positive imagery because all my visualization techniques and affirmations made my space feel invaded. So to get empowered, I got a psychic reading from Mother Heart Love around the issue of my assertiveness so I could feel my radiance and have some energy for my psycho calisthenics and inversion swing before my harmonic brain wave synergy session. This made me more focused for my actualization seminar, holistic healing class and dream workshop, which in turn made me clearer for my Gestalt behavioral cognitive trans-personal Reichian-Jungian-Freudian-Ericksonian session at the hot springs, but my aura was too weak for my trance channeling group, so I fasted until noon to recharge my chakras. At that point, I sensed my intuition was high and my cycle was focused, so I turned on my ion generator to open up for my Neural Linguistic Programming session. But I needed to have my pyramid recharged before my guided synchronicity meditation, so I got some craniosacral therapy, which aligned me for the fire walk between my tarot card reading and my sensory deprivation tank appointment. But even after all that, I felt what I truly needed was a meaningful relationship to mirror myself, so I went to my personal shaman, and then to my guru, but they were no help, so instead I went to the Intensive Whole Life Earth Rebirth Cosmic Expo Symposium Workshop to find someone who really knew what was going on. That didn't help either, so I locked myself in a calcium coated Orgone Box and meditated until 9PM. None of it really worked though, so I drank a twelve pack of beer, wrenched on the car and all was right with the world again. |
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Posted on: 2008/5/11 14:30
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polish41 | Re: Do you need help? The answer is within. | ||
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I felt exactly the same way yesterday . I went out and cruised around for a couple of hours. Now I'm feeling better.
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Posted on: 2008/5/11 14:41
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skirlin | Re: Do you need help? The answer is within. | ||
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:goodpost: LMAO, Thank you Notorious.
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Posted on: 2008/5/11 15:14
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There is no point in living if you can't feel alive. |
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DaleD | Re: Do you need help? The answer is within. | ||
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I find it a little disturbing that you can reference all that new age crap and make it sound almost coherent. |
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Posted on: 2008/5/11 15:31
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Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart". |
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CSS996 | Re: Do you need help? The answer is within. | ||
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I think I gestalted all over my keyboard...
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Posted on: 2008/5/12 16:24
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FLYINLOW90 | Re: Do you need help? The answer is within. | ||
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LMAO....
Glad you all better N. Gary |
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Posted on: 2008/5/12 17:30
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I got fun..Ya want Some? :tongue: |
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CentralCoaster | Re: Do you need help? The answer is within. | ||
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Next time just drop some acid. It'll replace your multitude of problems with just one single problem.
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Posted on: 2008/5/12 20:45
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TommyT-Bone | Re: Do you need help? The answer is within. | ||
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I was thinking more that he single handedly solved all the problems of the universe. How much is an oz.
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Posted on: 2008/5/12 21:39
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crash | Re: Do you need help? The answer is within. | ||
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MAN WHAT IN THE HELL WAS YOU SMOKING CAN I HAVE SOME
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Posted on: 2008/5/12 22:51
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smooth | Re: Do you need help? The answer is within. | ||
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Don't worry about him guys, he just found a bunch of old printed material in the back of 60's VW bus that he's hotrodding for some dropout 80's hippie wannabe. He'll be ok...More Beer NOTMAN! And keep repeating your new montra.....(Belch)Opti sparks are my Friends, Opti sparks are my Friends...Optisparks are my Friends.....
Whew, another sucessful intervention.... |
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Posted on: 2008/5/13 0:22
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Alan 2001 Navy Blue Metallic Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. Dr.Seuss |
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