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| biggrizzly | Wife's 50th Birthday tomorow... I'm clueless | ||
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I'm about to go directly to the doghouse for good. The wife is turning 50 tomorow
 and I have no clue what to do or buy her for the momentous occasion. She has been down in the dumps over it for a week!! (women :sad6 I'd love to hear some of your ideas!! |
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Posted on: 2008/9/10 17:07
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| DaleD | Re: Wife's 50th Birthday tomorow... I'm clueless | ||
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You're in big trouble.
My wife's 50th was within a week of our 25th. So I gave here a big surprise party and bought one of those past/present/future diamond rings. Jewelry usually works. For the 50th, it's gotta be good. Diamond ear rings, a nice necklace, something. And a great dinner out, and you may survive. |
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Posted on: 2008/9/10 17:14
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| red_johnny | Re: Wife's 50th Birthday tomorow... I'm clueless | ||
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Slap her on the butt and say "That'll do pig....that'll do."
No honestly take her out some where that she has never been before to eat then take her shopping...women like that kind of stuff then have flowers waiting for her when you get home and a bottle of the bubbly. |
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| runner140 | Re: Wife's 50th Birthday tomorow... I'm clueless | ||
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Better be something big. Took mine to New York for shows and dinners for her 60th. I had to, she took me to Vegas for mine.
Dinner at a nice resturant with a few close friends would be nice. At least a dozed red roses. Or just cut off your genitals and sleep on the couch, forever. |
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Posted on: 2008/9/10 17:26
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| DaleD | Re: Wife's 50th Birthday tomorow... I'm clueless | ||
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Posted on: 2008/9/10 17:29
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| CSS996 | Re: Wife's 50th Birthday tomorow... I'm clueless | ||
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This TOTALLY doesn't work...  |
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Posted on: 2008/9/10 17:31
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| runner140 | Re: Wife's 50th Birthday tomorow... I'm clueless | ||
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You've tried??? |
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Posted on: 2008/9/10 17:33
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| pianoguy | Re: Wife's 50th Birthday tomorow... I'm clueless | ||
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Good advice. My wife seemed to accept 50 much better than I did - hell, I wasn't anywhere near done with my 40's  |
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Posted on: 2008/9/10 17:34
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| biggrizzly | Re: Wife's 50th Birthday tomorow... I'm clueless | ||
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I knew I could rely on you guys!! (for some great suggestions)
Genitals... ouch! Any more wisdom? |
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Posted on: 2008/9/10 17:49
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| CSS996 | Re: Wife's 50th Birthday tomorow... I'm clueless | ||
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Write her a poem!
And spend some money too... |
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| CSS996 | Re: Wife's 50th Birthday tomorow... I'm clueless | ||
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That'll do, Johnny... That'll do.
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| RUBY9246 | Re: Wife's 50th Birthday tomorow... I'm clueless | ||
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Don't go to Vegas with your buddies and leaver her home alone on her 50th. She will make sure you regret it every day for the rest of your life.
If there is one thing I would change in my life that would be it. Take her to some tropical island for a long weekend. |
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: Wife's 50th Birthday tomorow... I'm clueless | ||
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39 red roses, a box of fine chocolates, a gift card to her favorite store and a romantic dinner. Top it off by munching on the muffin. You'll be fine.
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| crash | Re: Wife's 50th Birthday tomorow... I'm clueless | ||
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| pianoguy | Re: Wife's 50th Birthday tomorow... I'm clueless | ||
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| biggrizzly | Re: Wife's 50th Birthday tomorow... I'm clueless | ||
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If I start that crap again--- she'll be chasin' me around the house for another 6 months! LOL
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: Wife's 50th Birthday tomorow... I'm clueless | ||
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Well, at least something would be started in the next couple of days. Vroom , vroom....... |
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| CentralCoaster | Re: Wife's 50th Birthday tomorow... I'm clueless | ||
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If creativity fails you, that little plastic card won't.
You should surprise her and go motorboating, chicks love that. |
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