Good Morning CGs!

Happy Saturday to all. And to everyone who is sleeping in

Well, I think everyone in the house finally got a good night's sleep last night. Baby was mildly fussy, but nothing too bad. I didn't really hear her all night. Hopefully this cold is almost passed.

So what's on everyone's agenda today? Should be a nice day in some areas. Time to wax the car? I think it's supposed to be around 50-55 today, but rain tomorrow. Oh well.

Hope everyone has a great day!

Matthew

A little humor for your weekend:

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back. The
boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his
pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.
After a few seconds, the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last ni ckel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, 'I've NEVER seen anybody do anything like that before, you were fantastic. Are you a doctor?'
'No,' the woman replied. 'A divorce attorney'.

I'm off to help sell plants today. It's supposed to be a busy day for us. I'll let you know just how good it was later. Good day everybody.

Well it's my wife's parents 50th Anniversary today and we are expecting about 30 people at the house for dinner. My wife made home made raviolis and clam chowder, mmmmmm can't wait!!.
ps: Tommy what kind of "plants" you selling???

To all you Gurus, have a good weekend

Jim

Good Morning Gurus!

Funny joke Matt! I bet a few Gurus can relate.

No real plans for today. More business rolled in yesterday. My train is picking up steam...

Enjoy your weekend bruthas and sistas!

'Morning Everybody!

It's going to be a beautiful weekend here, for a change. High of 70 today, same tomorrow. Grandma is going to keep the baby this afternoon and the wife and I are going to take the vette out for a nice ride and have some lunch/dinner/whatever at the beach! Man, shaping up to be a good day!

Hope everybody has a great weekend!

Morning folks.

Finally a sunny day here in pnw. Temps in the 60's. Even better tomorrow temps in the 70's. Looks like a nice weekend for a change. Good day to wash the vette.

Mike

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.
Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear.
As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon.
Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, more attractive than the blonde.
She enters the Lone Rangers tent and spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed.
"You are indeed a man of many talents,"

"But I will still kill you tomorrow."

"What is your LAST request ???"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse, .... alone."
The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.

Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says,

"Listen Very Carefully!!!!"
FOR.... THE.... LAST... TIME... I SAID ....

"BRING POSSE"

That was good. thanks.

Congrats on your in-laws' anniversary, Jim - that is quite a milestone! My grandparents would be celebrating their 100th anniversary this year - I'm sure they are, somewhere.

It's drab and dreary here today - they're talking about several inches of snow this weekend. Make it stop! I'm having a hard time getting motivated to do anything serious, so I'm just shopping around for lenses for the new camera I recently got.

GOLLY what a week thus far. I will have to start a new thread on it...VERY BAD STUFF. No one hurt or anything like that just bad as in taking my vacation time due to someones F up. Hopefully all will be well by Monday but working on it right now to get it done. So far I have put 26 hours into this and 12 more likely tomorrow. GRRRRR, screwing with my personal life is NOT cool. I will try to write about it soon but only when I have time which might be Wednesday. MTF

Sorry to hear, Johnny. Don't forget to breathe, buddy!

Quote:Yeah, its rough. Looks like I might get done today and have everything ready for tomorrow.