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Matatk How to shower: men vs women
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No it's not dirty....get your minds out of the gutter. It's funny

Posted on: 2010/5/22 11:41
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BillH Re: How to shower: men vs women
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That's funnier 'en a midget with a yo yo.
Posted on: 2010/5/22 13:09
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flyboy Re: How to shower: men vs women
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My wife is faster than me in the shower.
It's the time spent in the bedroom beauty salon afterward where she really makes it up.
Posted on: 2010/5/22 14:41
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vetteblondie Re: How to shower: men vs women
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My ex-livein was the slowpoke in our house. I'd be in and out of the shower, hair done and dressed in around 30 mins, and be in the living room watching TV waiting for him another half hour later.
Posted on: 2010/5/22 14:56
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pianoguy Re: How to shower: men vs women
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A classic, one of my all-time favorites!
Posted on: 2010/5/22 15:22
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CentralCoaster Re: How to shower: men vs women
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Tell me about it, I've got 3 people sharing this place, only one bathroom.
Posted on: 2010/5/22 18:43
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RickAnthony Re: How to shower: men vs women
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Funny cuz it's true...
Posted on: 2010/5/22 21:12
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Durango_Boy Re: How to shower: men vs women
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You know, men and women, peeing on your feet while taking a shower is a good way to help keep foot fungus at bay. A high school football coach taught us that for fighting athlete's foot, confirmed by a college health professor.

Can't say I ever aimed at my own feet, usually my Wife's...LOL...but it's a fun fact to help defend your habit of peeing in the shower.

(Wife does it too when she thinks I'm not looking.)
Posted on: 2010/5/22 22:46
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vetteblondie Re: How to shower: men vs women
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I caught my ex peeing in my shower one time. Guess it's a 'guy' think, (time saver? water saver?) that's NASTY!!!!!
I told him to GTFO!
Posted on: 2010/5/22 22:50
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CentralCoaster Re: How to shower: men vs women
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Tried it in college once. With the steam going the whole place smells like piss instantly. Maybe if noboby's home...
Posted on: 2010/5/23 6:47
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CentralCoaster Re: How to shower: men vs women
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You know, men and women, peeing on your feet while taking a shower is a good way to help keep foot fungus at bay. A high school football coach taught us that for fighting athlete's foot, confirmed by a college health professor.


Peeing in the kitchen sink works equally well at killing bacteria on your dirty dishes. Give it a shot.
Posted on: 2010/5/23 6:48
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Matatk Re: How to shower: men vs women
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Durango_Boy wrote:
You know, men and women, peeing on your feet while taking a shower is a good way to help keep foot fungus at bay. A high school football coach taught us that for fighting athlete's foot, confirmed by a college health professor.


Peeing in the kitchen sink works equally well at killing bacteria on your dirty dishes. Give it a shot.


LOL.
Posted on: 2010/5/23 11:22
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vetteblondie Re: How to shower: men vs women
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(body shiver...)
Posted on: 2010/5/23 14:43
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