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| CentralCoaster | I think my coworker might be a terrorist... | ||
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The Iraqi guy in the next cubicle has been ranting on his phone for about an hour now in Arabic.
I can tell he isn't talking to his wife, he sounds so much more animated. A minute ago I heard him yell "Jihad blalbshaladfhishi jihad ashershsisdod jihad..." He also sends money to Iran.  But I'll keep him around because he has all these great stories about torture techniques and working on government contracts in Iraq 20 years ago... |
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Posted on: 2008/7/30 16:50
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| runner140 | Re: I think my coworker might be a terrorist... | ||
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Call the FBI..."leave a note on his desk..the FBI called and wants him to call them immediately". |
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Posted on: 2008/7/30 17:02
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| Matatk | Re: I think my coworker might be a terrorist... | ||
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How to tell if he's a terrorist:
Does the "clock" on his desk look like this?  Matthew |
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Posted on: 2008/7/30 17:03
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| CentralCoaster | Re: I think my coworker might be a terrorist... | ||
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Ok, I just heard him say Saddam amongst his jibberish.
I think I need a translator for my own security. Anyone here speak Arabic? |
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Posted on: 2008/7/30 17:16
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| Matatk | Re: I think my coworker might be a terrorist... | ||
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This might help:
Matthew Great movie - Team America: World Police - from the same guys that made South Park, Matt Parker and Trey Stone. |
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Posted on: 2008/7/30 17:30
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| red_johnny | Re: I think my coworker might be a terrorist... | ||
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Derka derka mohomad jihad
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: I think my coworker might be a terrorist... | ||
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Terrorists are like girlfriends. If you think they're cheating, they probably are. Call Homeland Security. Condition Yellow.
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| 81c3 | Re: I think my coworker might be a terrorist... | ||
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Not sure if youre kidding or not, but I would really call someone just to be sure. There are allot of terrorist cells in this country. Its a proven fact. Dont screw around. He'll never know who called on him anyway. Dont take a chance. Remember, the adage "blood is thicker than water" Dont trust him, trust your gut.
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| CSS996 | Re: I think my coworker might be a terrorist... | ||
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Shoot first, and don't even question it.
That's MY motto!  |
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Posted on: 2008/7/30 18:53
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| JDSWHITE93 | Re: I think my coworker might be a terrorist... | ||
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Nah he's just bitchin about the asshole he works with who drives the black Knight Rider car lol
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Posted on: 2008/7/30 21:48
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: I think my coworker might be a terrorist... | ||
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Your co-worker just might be a terrorist if:
He uses an AK-47 to hang his jacket. His lunchtime sandwich stangely resembles a brick of C4. He offers you his shoe when you ask for a light. He likes looking through bridal magazines and putting numbers on the models. |
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Posted on: 2008/7/30 22:23
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| biggrizzly | Re: I think my coworker might be a terrorist... | ||
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The Agency I work for takes this crap pretty seriously. Additionally, you had better be sure of your intent when you call someone in, because you are about to make their day!! You never know who is doing what and what they are capable of.
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| JrRifleCoach | Re: I think my coworker might be a terrorist... | ||
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Most of the time their just fulla crap. In my experience they fight like girls so if you have to punch him, knock his lights out or he'll be scratchin and biting you like a fagot gone wild.
Hopefully his conversation will be recorded by the NSA and Homeland Security. Of course like any other govt agency, he'll blow up the building before they have enough information to take action. Been nice knowing you, I'll send your Team C4 winnings to Ron. |
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Posted on: 2008/7/31 6:35
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| cuisinartvette | Re: I think my coworker might be a terrorist... | ||
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What CS996 said. GO in there and shoot em up now. Walk in there with a piece of twine hanging out of your shoe, speak in tounges and tell him youre a Baptist. Serve your country and your fellow man. Let us know how the balogna sammiches and conjugal visits are
Youre not a man if you dont. |
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