Sorry... a little to boney for my liking.

pianoguy wrote:
Candidates for new TSA slogan:

1. Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants
2. Grope discounts available.
3. If we did our job any better, we’d have to buy your dinner first.
4. Only we know if lady Gaga is really a lady.
5. Dont worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.
6. Throw a few back at the airport Chilli’s and you wont even notice.
7. Wanna fly? drop yours.
8. We’ve handled more balls than Barney Frank.
9. We are now free to move about your pants.
10. We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.
11. Its not a grope, its a freedom pat.
12. When in doubt, we make you whip it out.
13. TSA: touchin, squeezin, arrestin.
14. You were a virgin.
15. We handle more packages than UPS.
16. TSA isn’t silly, they just want to touch your willy.
17. Stoke of the hand, law of the land.
18. No shirt, no shoes, no problem.
19. Let your fingers do the walking.
20. Cough.
21. Reach out and touch someone.
22. Can you feel me now?
23. When we’re done with you, you’ll need a cigarette.