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| TommyT-Bone | Thursday Chat 03.17. 11 | ||
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I'll chime in later but here is some food for thought.
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked 2. Bring alcohol |
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| Epimax | Re: Thursday Chat 03.17. 11 | ||
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| biggrizzly | Re: Thursday Chat 03.17. 11 | ||
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Good Morning! 6:45 here. Trying to decide if I'm going to work or staying here and working. Its supposed to be nice out today... although that should have nothing to do with where I do my work today... but somehow it does.
I'm getting ready to order shocks today but I'm still on the fence between $300 Bilstein Sports or $650 Konis. I talked with Randy at DRM and he said that I would fall in with the 98% of drivers that probably would not get much benefit from the adjustablilty at this point in my driving experience. He said to save the money and get more seat time. Probably good advise. Hope today is better than yesterday Have a good one! |
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: Thursday Chat 03.17. 11 | ||
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: Thursday Chat 03.17. 11 | ||
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| biggrizzly | Re: Thursday Chat 03.17. 11 | ||
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I forgot about St. Pats Day
Here are 25 Hot St. Patty's Girls for Ya This post may be considered NWS http://www.holytaco.com/25-hot-st-pattys-day-chicks/ |
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: Thursday Chat 03.17. 11 | ||
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I have a friend ....
His wife asked him, "How many women have you slept with?" He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake." |
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| pianoguy | Re: Thursday Chat 03.17. 11 | ||
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Greetings and Happy St. Patrick's Day! I expect some craziness in downtown St. Paul - there are usually parades and a lot of folks enjoying a frosty beverage roaming the streets. Meanwhile, I scrubbed the garage floor last night in anticipation of bringing the Vette home in the next couple days. Hopefully the snowbanks will have shrunk a bit by then.
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| Matatk | Re: Thursday Chat 03.17. 11 | ||
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Good Morning CGs!
It's too early for me right now. Apparently my son is an insomniac. He had me up all night and then decided 6:30 was a good time to wake up. I've changed him 3 times since then, bottle of milk, some teething gel...still doesn't want to go back down. Oh well. Maybe the taller of the short people will sleep longer. I can only hope. I was having dreams last night of putting a superram on the car (literally). There is a guy on CF who has been trying to sell his ported/polished SR for a while. Price started at 1100 and has been creeping down to 900 and now 750. That's a good deal. Comes with fuel rail, afpr, 24# injectors. Supposedly gasket matched to a 1205. I've got an ache in my stomach because I want it but can't tell the wife just yet  Oh what to do?Hope everyone has a great day! Matthew |
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| Matatk | Re: Thursday Chat 03.17. 11 | ||
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In response to Tommy's lists today...
This should be considered NWS - not wife safe 37 Reasons It's Great To Be A Man 1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 2. Your orgasms are real. Always. 3. Your last name stays put. 4. The garage is all yours. 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. 7. Car mechanics tell you the truth. 8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. 9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. 10. Same work .. more pay. 11. Wrinkles-add character. 12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. 13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen. 15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. 16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 17. One mood, ALL the damn time. 18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds. 19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase. 20. You can open all your own jars. 21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack. 23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices. 24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat. 25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. 26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me." 27. No maxi-pads. 28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. 29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. 30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. 31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes. 32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. 33. Your belly usually hides your big hips. 34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. 35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife. 36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes. 37. The world is your urinal. |
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| Vetron87 | Re: Thursday Chat 03.17. 11 | ||
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Thats great Matt!!
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| Vetron87 | Re: Thursday Chat 03.17. 11 | ||
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The Building and Grounds Administrators were out this morning taking their final measurements to convert my shop into 3 classrooms. They wanted to start during spring break! humm... how about my students, the tons of projects left to do, 13,000 lbs of stock???? assholes! I'll probably get written up for this one! F)*^em! Oh the drama! Damn good thing I only have 54 days to go!
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: Thursday Chat 03.17. 11 | ||
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| Vetron87 | Re: Thursday Chat 03.17. 11 | ||
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Yea thats what my principle sezzzzzz!
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| BillH | Re: Thursday Chat 03.17. 11 | ||
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| BillH | Re: Thursday Chat 03.17. 11 | ||
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| Vetron87 | Re: Thursday Chat 03.17. 11 | ||
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Yea I said something like that, I think they got the idea after splitting a few verbs. The parents wouldn't stand for it anyway. Idiots. I'm cool! Life's good!
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| BillH | Re: Thursday Chat 03.17. 11 | ||
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It was like that when I was working but it was me v.s. corporate mentaility. When retired, you still think - f'in idiot but you don't care anymore, it's way easier. |
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| Ultraman | Re: Thursday Chat 03.17. 11 | ||
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54 days 11 hours 42 minutes and 32 seconds, not that you are counting. I just don't get why they are taking shop out of the system. It seems that in your area it would be a very good thing to teach these kids skills and crafts other than shooting each other and doing drugs.  Top of the mornin to ya laddies. It's St. Pats day and I am looking for a Harley T shirt with some green on it to wear today. Don't want to get pinched or anything. We are in full go mode at work burning up that 3.89 diesel fuel. Nice! All the lists are funny and have some truth to them. I always got a laugh out of Jeff Foxworthy when he was talking about getting real old and in a wheelchair at the old folks home. When folks will ask him if he needs anything he will be thinking, somebody bring me a cold beer and show me something nekked. Have a safe day guys! |
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| Vetron87 | Re: Thursday Chat 03.17. 11 | ||
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Marcus our state is moving away from Industrial Arts classes auto shop, metal shop, welding etc, and moving towards Tech Exploratory, and Nano Technology. Technology teachers can not teach traditional Wood Shop hands on classes. They are not certified. Thus no one to replace me. Industrial Arts certification died in 1980.
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| Matatk | Re: Thursday Chat 03.17. 11 | ||
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| Matatk | Re: Thursday Chat 03.17. 11 | ||
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It's a real shame since then the only training you can get for industrial jobs is apprenticeship/otj. |
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: Thursday Chat 03.17. 11 | ||
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I think he's sayin ...... First you have to have a garage. Rigginfriggin sasafrassin modeckin shidleabop. |
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| BillH | Re: Thursday Chat 03.17. 11 | ||
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| teebee | Re: Thursday Chat 03.17. 11 | ||
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Good morning guys....wow lots of activity already this morning. The lists....very true and very funny. We better be able to laugh at ourselves or else things won't go to well for us.
Marcus, the reason they want to do away with shop classes is multi-fold; 1. It's hard if not impossible to find qualified teachers. Don't take that for "there aren't qualified people", there just aren't those licensed teachers. 2. We don't have to be here, we are not required by any state or federal mandate. Not to say what we teach isn't important, it's just that the State BOE and Federal Dept of Ed. don't think we are important. (dumb a$$holes) 3. It costs lots of money to keep a shop up and running, with finances the way they are, it's a money saving proposition (short term IMO, long term we are shooting ourselves in the foot, maybe both feet). 54 days, not that anyone is counting, well I can tell you RON IS COUNTING. Go for it Ron!1 1/2 days until spring break. This school year is flying by we have 41 contract days left. Maybe my last 41 days as an educator too, the state legislature is looking to put a stop to double-dipping......oh well, if they do. Well, I thought I hit the submit button, but apparently not...Ron covered the reasons. |
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| Vetron87 | Re: Thursday Chat 03.17. 11 | ||
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Tom's right about the money, on average it cost $1,700./month electric to power my shop alone, plus the consumables. Administrators don't see the countless kids I've put in the trades, electricians, hvac, plumbers, and carpenters.
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| biggrizzly | Re: Thursday Chat 03.17. 11 | ||
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Matt - I just took a look at that SR.... It's got your name all over it dude! Looks sweet too! That would be some nice bling sitting on top of that 383! |
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: Thursday Chat 03.17. 11 | ||
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Ya, Just get it. You could have everything up and running great by Memorial Day and still be able to afford a BBQ. |
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| Ultraman | Re: Thursday Chat 03.17. 11 | ||
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| Ultraman | Re: Thursday Chat 03.17. 11 | ||
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Matt I have some justifications for you, a whole list of reasons why you need those parts. I mean you give, and you give, never expecting anything in return. I think if you tell your wife that more horsepower will make you a much more sensitive and feeeeling type of guy, you'll get the green light on it.
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Not meant to be. I went to email the guy a few minutes ago and it's sold. It was a good deal. Oh well...I always keep my eyes open for a set of runners and a plenum if they come up. Matthew |
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