pianoguy wrote:
I need to think about getting a lift one of these days, that would be really handy.

teebee wrote:
I guess if you're going, that is one of the better ways. 62 is too young though.

We have meeting again in about a half hour. We start with kids tomorrow too. I would have liked a chance at some of that equipment, they don't build them like that today.

Vetron87 wrote:
Well time to attack the Vette.

pianoguy wrote:
Sorry to hear about your friend, Ron

BillH wrote:
Quote:

Vetron87 wrote:
Well time to attack the Vette.

Now you're begining to understand the "retirement thing".

biggrizzly wrote:
TWENTY DOLLARS

On their wedding night, the young bride
Approached her new husband and asked
for $20.00 for their first lovemaking
Encounter. In his highly aroused state,
Her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made
Love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a
Cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that
She needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was
Surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that
His employer was going through a process of corporate
Downsizing, and he had been let go.

It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find
Another position that paid anywhere near what
He'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which
Showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling
Nearly $1 million.. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued
By the bank which were worth over $2 million,
And informed him that they
Were one of the largest depositors in the bank.


She explained that for more than
Three decades she had 'charged' him for sex,
These holdings had multiplied and these were the
Results of her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments
Worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could
Barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out,
'If I'd had any idea what you were doing,
I would have given you all my business!'

That's when she shot him.

JeffK wrote:
That's funny as hell Don.

Vetron87 wrote:
TB I really like your lift! what make is it? Do you have a standard 7' tall garage door or 8 footer?

JeffK wrote:
Ok, WTF is up with the east coast earthquake?

JeffK wrote:
Ok, WTF is up with the east coast earthquake?

biggrizzly wrote:
Funny thing, I was in my car talking to my mom when it happened and I didn't fell a thing.

Vetron87 wrote:
Finished my repairs on the 87, feel better now. Raining now with severe storms tonight.
Heading to the locate Chevy dealership to order two rear hubs for Erin's Vette. Drivers rear started making noise on the return trip two weeks ago. Better replace both hubs instead of just the one making noise. Where Erin works one of the specialist was harassed and attacked last night in the parking after her work shift. She shot a whole can of Wasp and Hornet Spray in the assholes face, eyes and mouth. When the police showed up the guy was having major problems breathing, seeing and talking, gawd ya gotta love Raid bug killer. I guess the perp was a long time petty thief with a long record. To add insult to injury the lab specialist was so pissed she threw a bag of flour and eggs on him. She had gone to the store during her break an hour before. Good thing she didn't have any bricks in the car.

Vetron87 wrote:
Finished my repairs on the 87, feel better now. Raining now with severe storms tonight.
Heading to the locate Chevy dealership to order two rear hubs for Erin's Vette. Drivers rear started making noise on the return trip two weeks ago. Better replace both hubs instead of just the one making noise. Where Erin works one of the specialist was harassed and attacked last night in the parking after her work shift. She shot a whole can of Wasp and Hornet Spray in the assholes face, eyes and mouth. When the police showed up the guy was having major problems breathing, seeing and talking, gawd ya gotta love Raid bug killer. I guess the perp was a long time petty thief with a long record. To add insult to injury the lab specialist was so pissed she threw a bag of flour and eggs on him. She had gone to the store during her break an hour before. Good thing she didn't have any bricks in the car.

JeffK wrote:
Just went to the school crookstore and paid $300 for two books. And they don't have any Corvettes in them..